Cepheidpod

Doctor Stephen Vincent Strange your hand in marriage plz | She/Her | yap 2 me

[fixations-101]

Sillies from my comic books

[color-palettes]

Citizens of Science - Submitted by: fastman27

#147A79 #26B6A1 #BDFAD0 #4BDBDE #2E88A3

[heycallmered]

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

[pulmothena]

DARK ANGEL MIKU

regular and this one gradient map ver i like

[oneshimaru]

Miku & Gumi

[ieurumi]

miku, miku ooweoo🎶

my friend said it would be cool if I posted my art on tumblr, so here I am, hi

[monstermaniac]

" Daddy's got you, I promise. "

[filmnoirsbian]

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

[filmnoirsbian]

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

[filmnoirsbian]

I'm literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

[this-is-a-name-dont-worry]

gshsjb

[free-my-mindd]

[kingbedlam]

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

[katrinaglow]

Dragonization of Pantala

[pumpkin-magpie]

Do you like my dragons #mydragons

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[scurvy-joe-1783]

Ship be haunted

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

How so?

[scurvy-joe-1783]

Ghosts

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[simicmimic]

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[depsidase]