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14 years at sea | heave/ho Navymen dni

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

Too much rum on board? Such a problem cannae be!! Load up the dinghy!!

[pirate-captain-fleabeard]

The dinghy sank under the weight of all the rum....

[scurvy-joe-1783]

Good, that means ye now have space for a new ship that can carry more rum

[cowthistle]

yarrification

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[pukicho]

Pirate’s booty, Pirate’s penis, Pirate’s balls. All treasure.

[scurvy-joe-1783]

Internet piracy be getting real popular, while i may like it i prefer me some ocean piracy and oi'd love if all internet pirates joined ME crew and soiled(sailed?) the seven seas with me

[i-have-crayons-up-my-nose]

I LOVE PIRACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[cap-n-pants]

I FINALLY FOUND THE LUBBER THAT HAS BEEN DUPING ME FER SO LONG

NOT FUNNY

NOT EVEN A CHUCKLE LAD

[thatoneguyfromthething2010]

sunk cost fallacy is kinda useless

prices are always rising near where I live!

pirate: that 'as nothin do do with me sunken treasure

[scurvy-joe-1783]

I be quite fond o' this little matey

[cap-n-pants]

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO ME MATE

[scurvy-joe-1783]

None of me crew mates said "ahoy!" Back to me when I said it ):{

[scurvy-joe-1783]

Yarr I would, I would download a carrrrgg

[scurvy-joe-1783]

If piracy be illegal then ye can't lock me up! For I will never be caught!

[scurvy-joe-1783]

What be a better target

1 ship nearly sinkin' with gold

50 ship with little treasure

Voting ended onAug 1

[scurvy-joe-1783]

They hated Blackbeard for sinkin' thair' ships

They hated rainbow beard for sinkin' thair' outdated beliefs...

[pirate-offical]

Beware mateys….

Peggin’ does NOT mean what ye think it means…

[scurvy-joe-1783]

I be hashtag noticing most of ye captains out there be really just lifeboats that would take onle' a single cannonball to sink