Get to know a different Twilight Saga.

A non-canon ask blog for the characters of Twilight, set in an Alternate universe. (#art #twilightmeme are my art tags) We're fixing the dawn. (Thanks to @sortofabetaIguess for the icon!)

[iiyarozanov]

alright pack it up i’m not crying over this website

[teratodentata]

I joined a book club and we’re starting off with Twilight which, while it’s not my thing, is the single most dramatic thing I’ve ever read. Have some Bella-falling-down-in-the-woods-and-just-lying-there

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[ms-demeanor]

The headline: UK Drug Dealer Feeling Bleu After Cheese Photo Leads To Arrest

The article: Police cracked encryption on a privacy-focused phone service provider and ran fingerprint analysis on photos posted by users.

Like I get that law enforcement does things like this, that’s literally what it exists for, I’m just really upset by the cutesy framing.

Also. Like. Don’t organize shit online or over the phone. Law enforcement has been pressuring tech companies to put backdoors into encrypted services for years, this whole crackdown happened because of a device-level attack, and you never know who’s listening.

And yeah. If you’re setting up an anonymous ID online for any reason do not, under any circumstances, post or share any identifying information under that ID or with devices associated with that account.

[ninjakittenarmy]

Just don’t break the law.

[ms-demeanor]

The Criminalization of Private Debt.

The Human Toll of Criminalizing Drug Use in the US.

How Every Part of American Life Became a Police Matter.

No Right to Rest: Police Enforcement Patterns and Quality of Life Consequences of the Criminalization of Homelessness.

The Criminalization of Poverty.

The Criminalization of Immigration in the United States.

From “brute” to “thug:” the demonization and criminalization of unarmed Black male victims in America.

“Forced into Breaking the Law”The Criminalization of Homelessness in Connecticut.

American Cities and the Creeping Criminalization of Walking.

The Unfair Criminalization of Gay and Transgender Youth.

Mass criminalization is a root cause of racial inequality within the U.S.

Illegality of Unions.

“Just don’t break the law.”

[slothicsupremacy]

“just don’t break the law”

[kangarooculture]

So we’re so anti-cop these days we’re literally defending drug dealers?

[ms-demeanor]

Surely These Techniques Used By The Brave Lawmen Of My Municipality To Monitor Suspected Criminals (Those Low Knaves Who Would Wound And Injure Society By Their Deeds And Dealings) Will Never Be Used To Target Me, An Upstanding Citizen.

[luckyladylily]

“No one lived a completely blameless life. It might be just possible, by lying very still in a cellar somewhere, to get through a day without committing a crime. But only just. And, even then, you were probably guilty of loitering.” Terry Pratchett - Feet Of Clay

[zitongzi]

pro cop bootlickers are so fucking embarassing its not even funny

[targetedknowledge]

[madeofklay]

I just had to draw them

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[willgrahamscock]

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

[evengirlierballs]

welcome to 2023 :) happy out of touch thursday

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

[mid-maryland]

[give-grian-rights]

happy holiday to those who celebrate

[fizziigoth]

First day of 2026 is out of touch Thursday - this better be a good fckn year

[titsay]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new mountain goats

[werewolf-transgenderism]

we made it through this year and it didn’t kill us 🫡

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k18

[slowburning]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k19

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k20

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k21

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k22

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella rear end Edward’s Volvo 2k23

[alecvolturi]

Let Bella read end Edward’s Volvo 2k26

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

If Smeyer wasn’t a weirdo Mormon then the blood of a vampire’s singer would’ve had the same effect as catnip Siri send post

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

Everyone. I want your drunk/high Edward Cullen headcanons. Please. Even if they’re unhinged.

(Especially if they’re unhinged)

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

@itsfortheplants CORRECT

[guerrillatech]

[depsidase]

[sentimentalslut]

trying to explain to tumblr that the Middle Class in not their enemy

[sentimentalslut]

saw someone say that someone complaining about only having 7k in savings makes them contemplate “doing something bad”

you know that 7k covers like. one hospital visit WITH insurance, right?

[sentimentalslut]

“people who make six figures shouldn’t be allowed to complain —“ most people who make six figures are, these days, solidly middle class. where i live, a combined household income of $110k is *lower middle class*.

“people who can afford homes —“ are typically 400-600k in debt for them. also if “can own your own home” is your threshold for the rich you are contemplating eating, i think you are genuinely stupid

“boohoo your investments dropped, stop complaining rich boy” idk how to tell you this but. most of us have a retirement account. you should probably open one

[yamino]

If one grain of rice represents $200,00, which is the median net worth of an American (and more than half of Americans have less than half one grain of rice for this analogy), compare to the visual of Elon Musks combined net worth of $400 BILLION DOLLARS:

Can we please be serious and focus on the billionaires who are dismantling our country and selling it for parts?

[charlesoberonn]

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[girlnephew]

[edwardskhakipants]

I don't understand the argument "they're boring" used against Edward/Bella. Especially, when it's pro-Jacob/Bella. Against any other of the Cullen couples, sure. I could understand finding EdBella boring.

But there is nothing more boring than Jacob/Bella. There's no passion. No angst. Bella risks her life to be in Edward's presence. Edward battles a raging monster within every second he's with her. Even with those sacrifices, neither thinks they are good enough for the other. Edward and Bella kill for each other. Die for each other. Suffer for each other. It's everything a fictional romance needs and more.

In a story where Jacob/Bella are endgame, they would just be regular people. Living a normal life. I mean, I understand that's the appeal for some people, but it's also objectively the most boring ending.

[edwardskhakipants]

Reblogging this to say that I don't understand the argument that Edward / Bella are boring even if you do prefer other parings. They are just as compelling as any couple. Carlisle might have waited 200 years opposed to Edward's 100, but he wasn't listening into the minds of three perfectly matched lovers the entire time. Jasper might have a bloodier past, but Alice was already a vampire and he never had to deal with the guilt of dragging her down to his level. Rose definitely has a more tragic story, but she never had to watch Emmett waiver on the edge of humanity, wanting him both to choose the healthier option while being terrified to lose him.

Feel free to enjoy the other couples more, all opinions are completely valid. That's not what I'm trying to say. I just don't agree with the argument that Edward and Bella are boring.