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jen(ny) | she/her/ella | 28 | not your lawyer ao3 - artificialflavorz profile pic by @courier420

[what-even-is-thiss]

When I suggest people go to the doctor for something a lot of them seem to assume I don’t know what it’s like to have doctors that don’t listen to you. Yeah I do actually. I still think you should go to the doctor.

[adachi]

I had someone ask me "where are the pokemon cards" and I tried to direct her to the kids section and she got really indignat and went "no. Pokemon cards. Theyre like, collectibles" and I had to go No I know what those are. Those are kids playing cards. Kids section

[adachi]

She was trying to look behind the counter where we keep Gold Jewelry and Gucci Purses for pokemon cards

[the-type-a]

It’s that time of the year again…

Duncney Week 2026! 🗣️

Dates: September 10th - September 16th

September 16th being the official canon date Duncney became official.

Here are some fun prompts that can be used in anyway. Writing, art, headcanons, edits! As always, let your creativity shine ❤️‍🔥

For this year I’m making the prompts a little different. Instead of giving a description of what your prompt should embody, I am leaving it open to any interpretation you may have! So go wild and have fun 😊

Day 1: Misplaced

Day 2: Wager

Day 3: Unspoken

Day 4: Rewritten

Day 5: Noticed

Day 6: Accomplice

Day 7: Epilogue

[blignick]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

was your pet expensive to get?

yes

no

not the most expensive but not the cheapest either

for free

it was a gift

found it outside

traded for something

results

Remaining time: 3 days 5 hours

[girlmostlikely]

Imagine hating me when all I’ve ever done is be a hateful mean cruel spiteful fucking cunt to you

[nsevens]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) — dir. Steven Spielberg

[3000s]

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

[3000s]

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

[sentimentalslut]

proof that the selfie face you choose at 16 will last a lifetime. or at least 12+ years

[sentimentalslut]

also the sidepart

[sentimentalslut]

proof that the selfie face you choose at 16 will last a lifetime. or at least 12+ years

[kosmogrl]

am I unforgivable or is it just thursday

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[cosmicretreat]

Behind the scenes photos from Jurassic Park (1993)

RIP Sam Neill

[sentimentalslut]

never beating the millennial side part allegations

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[maykitz]

[maykitz]

[squipedmew]

this is like 50% of tumblr’s user base summarized

[creatingblackcharacters]

Adding "you would be friends with Hitler if he liked vocaloid" to that same list as "y'all would fuck a fence if it was white"