minotaur dyke

j, 30s. they/them. i am trying to be chill but seven planets in my chart are in capricorn. i’ve stopped trying to define what’s on this blog but probably it’s mazes. // follows as polyphonicism // catch me on twitter/bsky @borgevino

[tolerateit]

[ohwhatagloomyshow]

do you remember why you followed prev

yes :)

no :)

Remaining time: 4 days 12 hours

[fixomnia-scribble]

Why of course I do!

[mysillycomics]

how to have a sturgeon summer:

1. be quite large

2. use your barbels to find prey among the gravel along the bottom of the river

3. extend your siphon-like mouth to eat small fish, shellfish, and crustaceans

4. launch yourself out of the water and make a big splash just for fun

5. show off them scutes!

you can now enjoy your sturgeon summer

[everydaylouie]

bull in a china shop

[folklorespring]

Amazing

[rapunzette]

all i'm trying to be

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[intimatevoid]

People UNFAMILIAR with Bloodborne, which of these is NOT a boss fight?

I still have a blaze left this month and want to have some fun with it. Now that Elden Ring is a household name, let's travel back to 2015 and look at one of Fromsoft's weirder offerings! Bloodborne has earned a bit of a reputation for its bosses, and all of the ones listed below are literally actually in the game... except one. Which is it?

If you're familiar with Bloodborne, please choose the last option and share this to your friends who don't have your insight!

Which of these is not a Bloodborne boss fight?

A man in a cage who moans and flings tentacles at you

A magical spider guarded by a legion of spider-ostriches

Prince Phillip with a scythe

A deer monster who explodes its legs at you and shits lava everywhere

A baby who crawls out of its dead mother and wields its own placenta like a yoyo

A skeletal Dark Beast arcing with blue lightning ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Three fat men with a single gun

Blue aliens from outer space who shoot lasers at you

A "horse" who spews sticky white fluid from its other mouth

A loving, caring wet nurse with no head and six swords

A vampire queen who literally cannot die and must be smashed into a pulp instead

I'm familiar with Bloodborne bosses, show me the results

Voting ended onJul 3

Also, while I've got the Bloodborne fans here, check out the hunter's mark tattoo I got a few years ago!

I showed my artist the hunter's mark symbol and asked him to put his own interpretation on it, and he came up with the metal shards, saying it represented the constant deaths being put back together into a whole. It was originally going to be black and white, but my blood seeping through made us both go "this is SICK" so I paid him extra and he put red into it!

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[bethanydelleman]

Important research for a story I'm writing! Not real life, never real life.

You are transported back in time and into the body of a young noblewoman in the 1400s. Your parents have married you off to an awful, abusive, rapist husband whom literally no one else would marry despite him being very high nobility because he's that terrible. You successfully produce a baby boy and then plan to murder this man for the good of everyone and yourself. Here is the question: do you think you could murder him in a way that is undetectable to the historical people around you? Note: they aren't stupid, you are the prime suspect as the battered wife AND you can't just say poison. Where are you going to buy poison? Do you know anything about poison actually? NO GOOGLING! You were sent back without a plan!

Do you think you could murder someone in the 1400s and get away with it with your modern know-how?

Yes, I totally have a plan (tell me for research purposes)

No, I realize that I'm very uninformed about murder

I have some ideas but I'm not sure they would work

Voting ended onJun 18

Edit: my notes are full of murder. I love you all

Edit: to clarify about the poison, you can use poison if you actually know how to identify it, I'm saying you can't just go "Poison!" with no knowledge about poison. Buying it probably means they know that poison and you're caught. Your personal knowledge when you read this post is all you have.

Another point of clarity: You went through all that trouble to have a baby without modern medicine so you could get the sweet house after your husband died. That's why you can't be caught. No disappearing.

Edit again: Air embolisms are going on a high shelf because the syringe won't be invented for 350 years. Prove to me that you could make one from scratch, lol

I promise to stop making edits (lol): I left the country vague because I just wanted to see ideas for modern vs. past. Whatever place you are most knowledgeable about

Oh no, she edits again: This man is like 25, not very old. He's not dying of natural causes or even alcohol consumption any time soon. Imagine a university student liver.

[duckbunny]

actual physical murder, without getting caught? probably not. but I do not need to. I know geometry and alchemy and sufficient esotericism. I am framing my husband as a magician.

[anonbeadraws]

today's warm up: the maze is vast and long and climbing gets you in trouble

[bestiolin]

lyn chao yu

[magicratfingers]

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

[magicratfingers]

now i meant sexy but i really am sorry for everyone’s summer discomfort

[paparaxote]

the odyssey of recollection

[a-book-of-creatures]

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

how many sharks does a tornado need to be considered a sharknado

1

2

3-5

10 ????

more ??????

other ????????????

Voting ended onMar 27

[manicpixiedreamkiller]

this is the level of analysis we’re looking for here people