Fiyero's Escape

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Carlo Villarreal

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[formerprincewille]

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

[bruinhilda]

As a library worker, there’s something I want to say to you.

You do not have to apologize for the books you choose to read.

At all.  To anyone.  You owe nobody any explanations; you need no excuse or “good reason” to be reading the book.

You do not have to be ashamed for wanting to read “bad” books.  You wanna read Twilight?  We got Twilight.  Need a banal, cookie-cutter-plot mystery or thriller?  Those are always fun.  Our regulars check them out by the towering stack.  Ask Betty for recommendations; she’s read them all.  50 Shades of Oh Fucking No?  We’ve got it, we even got it in large print.  Have fun.  Check out the rest of our porn too.  Oh, and the sex manuals are a MUST if you want to “experiment” yourself.  Don’t be afraid to ask; they’re here for a reason.

Want to read a book written by a huge asshole everyone hates and agree was a monster?  Yeah, we have those.  No, we don’t think you’re an asshole for wanting to know what was actually written in there, or judging things for yourself.

You are not too old for Diary of a Wimpy Kid, The Babysitter’s Club, or Captain Underpants.  You are not too young for Sherlock Holmes.  There’s nothing wrong with a boy reading The Princess Academy or Sweet Valley High.  There’s nothing wrong with a girl being into The Hardy Boys or Artemis Fowl instead.

You do not have to pull the shame face and offer me an excuse when you check out your books.  I don’t care if I got so angry at that book I threw it against a wall when I read it: you have the right to read it, and enjoy it if it’s enjoyable for you.  THAT’S WHY THE LIBRARY HAS IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.  If we only stocked pure, unproblematic literature everyone approved of, by authors of unquestionable virtue, we wouldn’t have any books at all.  Or music.  Or movies.  It would be utterly fucking boring.  And it certainly wouldn’t be a library.

[plotsjotsandespressoshots-deact]

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

[suicunesrider]

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

[drtanner-dickery]

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

[fanboyingoverdemigods]

fucking look at this shit though

[mauridianhallow]

Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so I’ll say it for this one myself:

THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THAT’S WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AIN’T CGI. AND IT AIN’T GUY IN A COSTUME. IT’S A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.

[mizushimo]

amazing

[shadowthorne]

And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the ‘skin’ of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then they’d start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.

[mad-dyspunktional]

They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.

The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.

And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.

[datneeks]

One of my favorite anecdotes I’ve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?

Motherfucker randomly started moving.

So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldn’t actually, you know, eat them.

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(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)

[alessariel]

Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.

[brainsforbabyjesus]

So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.

And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.

So of course, the power goes out.

And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.

Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while you’re inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.

And this guy hoped for the best and got it.

Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.

[alessariel]

This is getting better and better.

[red-dirt-roads-deactivated20161]

I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI

[teslasturtle-deactivated2023011]

I’m just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.

[perspectivemax-deactivated20181]

@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?

[myloverhammurabi]

Realism comes at a cost, it seems.

[gorsime]

i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:

[myloverhammurabi]

It’s a three piece raptor suit.

[flamingbluepanda]

Old movies had the best special effects

[skafuller-deactivated20180122]

The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.

[witwitch-deactivated20160508]

@jurassicparkandrecreation

[senkirowolf]

@shepfax

[prettyarb]

Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time.  They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers.  Nobody’d ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before.  It’d all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them.  Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.

So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said, “We want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.”

The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass.  They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that.  And when they’d created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that.  One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said, “Wait a minute, I’ve seen movement like that before.”

He called up film of a chicken walking.  Everyone in the room said, “Holy shit.”

Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existed–we knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection there–but the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent.  Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.

[bastlynn]

That paleontologists’d be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian

[thistherapylife]

This post just gets better and better with time

[fiyerodeschain]

Hey guys and gals... New #BowTie Alert. I just bought this one yesterday and... Obviously I needed to start using it today. I particularly like the pattern on this one 'cause it reminds me of my dad. Since I remember, mi father have been working in restaurants as chef or cooker. In every place he's been, he usually use a pair of pants with a similar pattern. Here in #Mexico this pattern is called #Mascota o #Mascotita (#Pet or #LittlePet). If you know how is it called in other places... Please let me know. #Gay #GayGuy #IWearaBowTieNow #BowTiesAreCool #Estrenando #Selfie #GaySelfie #MeMyselfandI #FuckingHandsome #ILookFuckingCool #ThisisMyBeard #ThatIsMyMoustache #ThirtySomething #SolamenteYo #BienPincheEnfermo #MeVeoPinchesBien #SoyBigoton #SoyBarbon #SoyTreinton

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Trabajando ando #BaseparaCupcakes #Bowser #KoopaKing #Diseño #Monerick (en Mónerick Papelerías)

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On #Wednesday we wear #Pink #MeanGirls #MeMyselfandI #GayGuy #GaySelfie #Selfie #ILookFuckingCool #LookingCute #FeelingCute #FuckingHandsome #ThisIsMyBeard #Beard #Scruffy #ReginaGeorgeMadeMeDoIt #SolamenteYo #MeVeoPinchesBien #BienPincheGuapo #SoyTreinton (en Mónerick Papelerías)

[fiyerodeschain]

Good morning, peeps #MeMyselfandI #SolamenteYo #FuckingHandsome #BienPincheGuapo #ILookFuckingCool #MeVeoPinchesBien #ThirtySomething #SoyTreinton #BeardedGuy #ThisIsMyBeard #SoyBarbon #Blue #GlassesOn #Monday (en Mónerick Papelerías)

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I didn't want to wake up this morning. #MeMyselfandI #ILookFuckingCool #FuckingHandsome #ThirtySomething #BlackClothes #ThisIsMyBeard #Beard #Scruff #Smirk #NoGlasses #GayGuy #GaySelfie #Selfie #OotD #Tijuana

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Is lunch time!! #MeMyselfandI #GayGuy #GaySelfie #hoynomepeine #FuckingHandsome #BienPincheGuapo (en Mónerick Papelerías)

[fiyerodeschain]

Good morning, it already is Thursday. Just one more work day at the workshop and then a whole weekend off. #MeMyselfandI #WakingUpinTJ #FuckingHandsome #Shirtless #ChestHair #Nipples #SolamenteYo #Despertando #BienPincheGuapo #GayGuy

[fiyerodeschain]

Excellent Wednesday, everybody!! I'm working the looks and I'm lovin' it. I'm #Serving you some #Hoodie #Realness with a side of #ChestHair. I'm #LookingCute and #FeelingHot. #KeepinItVersatile #MeMyselfandI #SolamenteYo #ILookFuckingCool #MeVeoPinchesBien #fuckinghandsome #BienPincheGuapo #ThirtySomething #SoyTreinton #Selfie #GaySelfie #GayGuy #OotD #ThisIsMyBeard #Smirk

[fiyerodeschain]

Good Morning!! Today I present you the new me. Yesterday I change my look. I think I look good, I don't think it was a drastic change, but I really was in need of something new. Hope you like it! #MeMyselfandI #NewLook #NewMe #Suspenders #Fade #ShortBeard #BeardedGuy #Scruff #NewHaircut #ILookFuckingCool #FuckingHandsome #SolamenteYo #NuevoLook #NuevoYo #Tirantes #Barba #MeVeoPinchesBien #BienPincheGuapo #SoyTreinton

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#BowTie #Collage #MeMyselfandI #ILookFuckingCool #LookingCute #feelingcute #GayGuy #LooksForDays #ThisIsMyBeard #IWearaBowtieNow #BowtiesareCool

[jock78]

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS GETS A PHOTO OF A KITTEN OR A PUPPY (OR MY DICK) IN THEIR INBOX .....

[fiyerodeschain]

Le me and le Sunday #MeMyselfandI #gayguy #selfie #gayfie #gayselfie #scruff #beard #glasses #lazyday #stripes #fuckinghandsome #bienpincheguapo #SoyTreinton

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Me and my dad circa 1987 #MeMyselfandI #BabyMe #MiniMe #Dad #ILoveMyDad #FathersDay