Ely Peterson

Actual real life monster hunter

[pocket-dragon]

'i've never done this as myself before'

( been watching fantasy high with some friends so now we must figayda post )

[elyhuntscryptids]

I’m a potato!

[catchitori]

Pose study but make it harrow

[elyhuntscryptids]

Thinking so much about harrow the ninth (book) that I just reread (on nona now) and there’s just too much in that book? It’s so gorgeous and everything and far too much to exist. So there’s a non-zero chance I’ll be writing an academic paper explaining each plotline and how it all works. Maybe going into themes of religion and blasphemy? Tamsyn Muir how do you do it

[elyhuntscryptids]

I’m three inches tall!!!!!

[omegaversereloaded]

i cant believe that there's still gamergate STANK on games that women enjoy. NASTY misogyny residue. stardew valley is in fact a video game. animal crossing is also a video game. so are otome games and dating sims and twee little cozy games. sometimes a bitch doesnt wanna play bloodborne that shit's hard

[omegaversereloaded]

guys who mainly play 2k and fortnite will still be like oh youre not a real gamer for having 1000 hours in stardew. mother fucker you're larping as a basketball player

[fluorescentnova]

[elyhuntscryptids]

Anyone know how to pick a lock from inside of a cell?

[ouliarts]

I started making gijinka design then I overhtought the the hypothetical worldbuilding implications so have this

[elyhuntscryptids]

I’ll send one of my contacts to meet you outside the library

Neat!

[jackkdaniels]

stupid thing about me is I don’t cut corners but I also have no work ethic. if I do something it WILL be done right. no telling whether I’ll actually fucking do it tho

[electricpentacle]

Ah, the fatal combination of having pride in my work but fuckall executive functioning.

[nosnexus]

Happy Finale day! Here’s the weekly WIP 💙

[elyhuntscryptids]

Do you still work with the Peterson family? I’ve heard some weird buzz about them in the hunter community lately.

Hunting what owo

[elyhuntscryptids]

There’s been an uptick of demon wolves around about the western united states lately, do you know much about that?

This is a big thing after fires! Keep an eye out for lost and displaced pets <3 I actually adopted a dog who was displaced because of this

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religion in fantasy worlds: Everyone believes the exact same things about Green Nature Goddess and has official rituals for her that are the same everywhere

Religion irl: Technically it’s heresy for me to worship this skeleton but my spiritual advisor said that it’s legit so I’m gonna keep giving it offerings of yogurt

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religion in fantasy worlds: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue or else the god will get angry

Religion irl: We’ve gotta pour water over this statue? Why? Idk man that’s just what you do. Just do it alright.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religion in fantasy worlds: These are the rules. The rules are law. Nobody can break the rules.

Religion irl: Okay you say that there are “rules” but how exactly are we defining “rules” here? Like is a suggestion a rule? How are we defining suggestion? No come back. Listen. Are we going by nuance in the original language or are translations fine or-

[what-even-is-thiss]

High control religions/cults recruiting in fantasy worlds: Join us! For we shall all eat the moon! This is a legitimate position to have!

High control religions/cults recruiting irl: We have free snacks. That shirt looks sooo cute on you btw. What, you heard that we wanna eat the moon? The media is always telling lies about us you know. We may have some unorthodox opinions about the moon but, tell you what. Come get some snacks, make some new friends, maybe chat about the moon a bit. See what you think. We’ve got pizza.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Religions in fantasy worlds: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *draws up a sacrifice circle and completely destroys the sacrifice*

Religions irl: We must make a sacrifice to appease the gods! *has a communal barbecue*

[drdaanvondutch]

steam notifications

your childhood best friend who moved four states away in 2014 is playing Terraria

coworker from your high school job is playing My Sexy Anime Neighbor from Sin University

ex friend who blocked you on everything but steam for some reason is playing The Binding of Isaac

the guy you genuinely thought of as a brother at one point but havent seen in years is playing Elden Ring

rando who was kind of nice to you in tf2 a decade ago is playing Team Fortress 2

your parents' neighbors' son is playing Resident Evil 4 (2023)

[elyhuntscryptids]

Im really not into wolves anymore

[elyhuntscryptids]

Anyone know how to 3D model (arm lmao) and down to take comms? Lowkey lost one and need to get a new one printed

[elyhuntscryptids]

do you know anything about the crater that showed up in the middle of slut? it seems like you were around there when it happened and a lot of people died

Haha yeah that was Brigham young! I thought you were talking about a different crater- which I of course had nothing to do with