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I just thought this was hilarious
the great gatsby
nick: oh yeah my dad once told me not to judge people so thats why i never judge anyone without getting to know what their life is like first
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nick: anyway so yesterday i met this douche canoe called tom buchanan and hes such a huge dickass
Nick Carraway is a background character to his own life
Bruh he’s sitting with popcorn watching drama unfold leave him alone
Tbh air sun/moon being the least to trust others makes sense. Cause they keep thinking do you like me for what I provide to you from laughter and happiness or do you love me for me completely?. That’s why they never give in to people 100%, cause part of them is always afraid that the people around them are just with them for certain parts but not for all of them. Which also explains why air signs feel deeply alone even when surrounded by people.
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skinned goose from star tours queue who is still in love with one of his goose brethren from when they were all together in america sings and misses him very much moodboard
today is the only day you can reblog this ever
// gemini moon moodboard aesthetics
the signs as bad analogies
source: The Washington Post contests in 1995 and 1999; if you’ve seen those lists of “bad analogies from student papers” then a) this is where a lot of them actually came from b) a lot are kind of great?
ARIES: “You know how in “Rocky” he prepares for the fight by punching sides of raw beef? Well, yesterday it was as cold as that meat locker he was in.” (Alan S. Jarvis, Fredericksburg) TAURUS: “Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter.” (Barbara Collier, Garrett Park) GEMINI: “The painting was very Escher-like, as if Escher had painted an exact copy of an Escher painting.” (Joseph Romm, Washington) CANCER: “His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.” (Chuck Smith, Woodbridge) LEO: “The baseball player stepped out of the box and spit like a fountain statue of a Greek god that scratches itself a lot and spits brown, rusty tobacco water and refuses to sign autographs for all the little Greek kids unless they pay him lots of drachmas.” (Ken Krattenmaker, Landover Hills) VIRGO: “The sunset displayed rich, spectacular hues like a .jpeg file at 10 percent cyan, 10 percent magenta, 60 percent yellow and 10 percent black.” (Jennifer Hart, Arlington) LIBRA: “Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like ‘Second Tall Man.’” (Russell Beland, Springfield) SCORPIO: “Her lips were red and full, like tubes of blood drawn by an inattentive phlebotomist.” (Greg Dobbins, Arlington) SAGITTARIUS: “Outside the little snow-covered cabin, a large pile of firewood was stacked like Pamela Anderson.” (Meg Sullivan, Potomac) CAPRICORN: “The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife’s infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.” (Paul J. Kocak, Syracuse) AQUARIUS: “It came down the stairs looking very much like something no one had ever seen before.” (Marian Carlsson, Lexington, Va.) PISCES: “John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.” (Russell Beland, Springfield)
Apparently 87% of people have broken 2 or more bones in their life? I’ve never broken a single one. Reblog if you’re a member of the never broken a bone club :^)
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Noir, calliing ham on the phone: hello?
Ham: hey, what up?
Noir: I need your help, can you come here?
Ham: uh, I can’t. I’m buying cloths.
Noir: all right, well hurry up and get over here.
Ham: I can’t find them…
Noir: what do you mean you can’t find them?
Ham: I can’t find them, there’s only soup.
Noir: what do you mean there’s only soup?
Ham: it means there’s only soup!
Noir: well then get out of the soup aisle!
Ham: ALRIGHT! You don’t have to shout at me!!! *walks to the next aisle*
Ham: there’s more soup!
Noir: what do you mean there’s more soup?!
Ham: there’s just more soup!
Noir: go into the next aisle!
Ham: *goes to the next aisle* There’s just more soup!!
Noir: where are you right now?!?!
Ham: IM AT SOUP!
Noir: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AT SOUP?!
Ham: IM AT THE SOUP STORE!!!
noir: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
Ham: FUCK YOU!!!!!
Hot hot hot hot chocolate
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To the hero professors
So, I’m taking U.S. History one and two over the summer at my community college, and the professor is this older white man. Naturally, this is history, and my first assumption walking in to the class is that I’m gonna be stuck listening to this guy drone on for two months of boredom. Great.
Within the first five minutes I knew I was wrong. So, so wrong.
“I don’t want you to be stuck memorizing dates,” he says. “I want you to know the story, the people, the conditions and reactions so that maybe we can all learn from past mistakes.” I was baffled. A history class that doesn’t require you to be able to rattle off dates? Not only that, there’s no homework and we don’t have to read the text book. The only things that are going to be on the test are things that come straight out of his mouth during class. He introduces himself, and proceeds to go around the room and greets every person one at a time. He will do this every day for the rest of the summer one and two semesters.
Then the lecture begins. I say lecture, but it feels more like story time in kindergarten. He begins to speak with such prose and personality that I forget this is a college course. He’s taken something that has so much potential to be mundane and turned it in to a book that I can’t put down. You bibliophiles know what I’m talking about. And then this glorious fucker ends the class in a mid-sentence cliffhanger.
Every class he carries on this way. It feels as if I’m there. Signing the Declaration, fighting against brothers in the Civil War, listening to FDR’s fireside chats, storming the beaches of Normandy… And he remains unbiased. He wants to make sure we see there’s two sides to every story; understand the conditions that lead to those reactions.
We took a test today, a week from our final exam. He goes around the room in his usual affable fashion, but rather than just ask how we’re doing, today he asks if there’s anything he can do for us. Most folks like myself say something along the lines of nothing, or I’m good. This girl next to me jokingly says, “You can buy me a coffee.”
“How much is it?” He asks.
“About five dollars.” She answers.
And without hesitation, this professor, this wonderful man with a love of teaching, and a love of his students, pulls out a fucking twenty dollar bill, hands it to her and just says “Go get your coffee, and bring me the change.” Then continues on his way like it’s nothing.
And it may be nothing. Maybe I’m blowing something small out of proportion. But in a world where it feels as if every class is just dragging you along in the gravel behind it, and the professors seem to just be going through the motions; to see someone actually do something kind and ask nothing in return is so refreshing and uplifting.
I don’t know. Maybe this is just a boring shit post, but I really needed to share my appreciation for this hero of a teacher. A teacher who after over 30 years of teaching is still happy with what he does.
tl;dr: Some teachers leave a long lasting impact on your life; change the way you think, the way you see the world. Appreciate them for what they are. The unsung heroes of a failing education system.
Tintin remembers what comes after 15.
FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR
This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.
listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th
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