Someone call the police

Please be my friend bsky: @fk-sm.bsky.social twt: @smallonlyLEFT

[robs-your-robins]

"Why does Superman have to be so built? Why is he so large?" "Why does he have to be so huge and imposing? Doesn't that look intimidating?" Um, bitch he's just cuddly and he needs big tits to protect his gentle heart?

[fk-sm]

[what-the-hay]

Aunt Kara

[kuraraan]

I attempted to shade with black

[fk-sm]

[fk-sm]

I can’t think about anything except super polar bear right now🤯

drew this after seeing this tweet:

[zldnlahzk]

buns in the oven!

[fk-sm]

baby Bruce

[what-the-hay]

♀♀

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

I love the idea that Clark Kent is genuinely unnerving and a little frightening when he stops being The Most Friendly Guy On Earth.

Those who know him well generally miss it. He is cemented in their mind as sweet, anxious country boy Clark who needs someone to tell the fast food cashier he asked for no pickles. Why would anyone ever be intimidated by him? Because he’s tall? Please, grow up.

But they miss the shift in the air when someone starts something. They miss how he suddenly regains the two inches he slouches away, how his clumsiness becomes fluidity, how he starts to move not-quite-right and the troublemaker suddenly can’t escape his unshakeable gaze.

It’s worse the better trained and more observant the person observing this is. Because every sixth sense they have ever built up is telling them that this man is dangerous, that he’s wrong, but they cannot pinpoint why. Maybe it is in how he moves, the smooth predator’s grace of a big cat on a human frame. Maybe it is in his expression, the confidence born not of bluster or ego. Maybe it is in his voice, the lack of intimidation or anger, instead a calm tinged with a little bit of exasperation, as if you in all of our power are simply an annoyance to him.

A number of true-human or lower-end meta villains have suddenly backed down from mid-tier reporter Clark Kent because while they don’t know why, they do know that something is very, very wrong with that man.

[pembai]

[what-the-hay]

Lex and Clark as cats 🐈

[qtepasacalabaza]

[andthepeople]

clark kent ticking the organ donor box on his drivers license automatically out of the goodness of his heart and then panicking because what if he actually dies somehow and some human gets a super heart what would even HAPPEN like he can't have his kryptonian retinas with laser vision donated to a random eight year old and so he has to awkwardly go back to the DMV to get it changed to not an organ donor but he's so embarrassed the whole time because the DMV employees will think he's a bad person that by the time he's done he has to go cry in the car

[zldnlahzk]

[fk-sm]

I just really needed this

[bottomsupermanevents]

Introducing: BOTTOM CLARK WEEK 2026! An event dedicated to fanworks featuring Clark Kent, a.k.a. Superman...bottoming! RULES:

Bottom Clark ONLY. No switching or mention of switching. Clark may dom, but he must bottom.

Generative AI is strictly prohibited. Use of generative AI will result in the banning of participation in future events.

Must be 18+ to participate. Due to the NSFW nature of the event, all creators must be adults.

All types of fanwork are welcome. Art, poetry, fanfiction, edits, threads (Twitter) and posts (Tumblr) are accepted. Get creative!

All ships are accepted and all iterations/versions of Clark are welcome.

Have FUN!

THE PROMPTS:

Day 1 / August 23: Identity porn | Pet play | First time

Day 2 / August 24: Body worship | Exhibitionism | Mommy/daddy kink

Day 3 / August 25: No capes AU

Day 4 / August 26: Lingerie | Crossdressing | Cosplay | Roleplay

Day 5 / August 27: Inappropriate use of Kryptonite

Day 6 / August 28: Marriage | Pregnancy | Omegaverse

Day 7 / August 29: Free day

Please be respectful of all creators during this event. Please tag all of your creations either on here or Twitter with the hashtag #BottomClarkWeek2026. Our Twitter account is @/supesbottom.