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i'm TIRED of being careful, tiptoed, trying to keep the water WARM. let me under your SKIN, UH OH, there it goes. i said TOO much, it OVERFLOWED. WHY DO I ALWAYS SPILL? i feel it coming out my throat — GUESS I BETTER WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP. god, i will i NEVER spoke. now i gotta wash my mouth out with soap. think i got myself in trouble, so i filled the bath with bubbles. then i put the towels all AWAY. SHOULD HAVE NEVER SAID THE WORD LOVE. THREW A TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB. I'M SICK OF ALL THE GAMES I HAVE TO PLAY. EASTON, XX. GEMINI.

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IMSG → TESS.

tess: preach to me

tess: prayer circle they get they lil cherry popped so they can stop fucking with us

easton: gotta get the holy bible

easton: the ten commandments of getting laid!

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. tess ! )

IMSG → MASON.

Mason: Story of my life

Mason: No --

Mason: But now I wish I had THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN SO MUCH EASIER THAN ACTUALLY DOING MY WORK !!

easton: yep

easton: u couldve down the easier way

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. mason ! )

IMSG → MADISON.

madison: i'll wear my powderpuff girl undies next time and we can match

madison: fuck

madison: speak for yourself baby

madison: i was faking(:

easton: wow talk dirty to me baby

easton: you sure?

easton: i am pretty sure i remember you screaming my name and saying some shit that can get you arrested, and you couldn't move a single part of your body afterwards

easton: you sure baby? you sure?

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. madison ! )#NUTS

officermason:

I’m pretty sure that falls under the murder category, yes. I’d only do it if I had to; I couldn’t save both the puppies and the frat boys.

Damn.

#( * &. chat ! )#( * &. mason ! )#ALIRGHT SAME MASON

IMSG → TESS.

tess: i bet it's a bunch of freshman thinkin they cool and shit

tess: i'll contact they parents if they keep fuckin with me

easton: NASTY

easton: what's next askin everyone for nudes ?

easton: this is what happens when people dont get laid man

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. tess ! )

IMSG → MASON.

Mason: Hey! Nobody can excel at everything

Mason: Or anything, in my case

Mason: My dad got me the job, obvi

Mason: I graduated the police academy all on my own, tho

Mason: Yay

easton: this is the most saddest and greatest thing i ever read

easton: what did you do

easton: have sex with a cop?

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. mason ! )

keegcn:

Feel like it might not be great for you that I don’t have a hard time believing you would stick your cock in an exhaust pipe. Like, I can see it in my mind. You, butt-naked except for pants around your ankles, just fucking giving it to a red convertible. It’s gonna keep me up tonight.

What is this? A sexual fantasy about me? Now, now, don’t be gay here, Keegan. I mean, I know you check me out sometimes but — c’mon!

#( * &. chat ! )#( * &. keegan ! )#IDK I FORGOTOT

IMSG → ASPEN.

aspen: i don't know

aspen: it has to be a joke, right? i mean.. there's no way

aspen: if worse comes to worse i'll call up nev and max and have them sort this out they always figure it out

easton: i LOVE NEV HOLY SHIT

easton: i would call nEV DADDY WHAT THE FUCK

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. aspen ! )

IMSG → MADISON.

madison: anyway i think you left your underwear here

madison: i'd say it could be someone else's but none of the other people i sleep with are lame enough to have teenage mutant ninja turtles briefs

easton: damn

easton: nothing wrong with some teenage mutant ninja turtles appreciations hm

easton: cmon baby it still got my into your panties, then my face in between your thighs, and my dick inside you

easton: you came pretty hard, babygirl

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. madison ! )#me: asking ppl for confirmations

IMSG → CAMILLE.

camille: thats easy for you to say, innit?

camille: at least you still have all of your family with you.

easton: not my kind of problem

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. camille ! )#HIM LOWKYEY PANICKOIG OGH FCK

#

#HEY I APOLOGIZE FOR MY INACTIVITY #NOT HAVING THE GREATEST TIME LATELY #AND SCHOOL #IM SORRY #( * &. tiff wouldn't treat me like this ! )

IMSG → MASON.

Mason: I want to say it's probably just some punk messing around and if we ignore them they'll go away

Mason: But when a cop says that in a horror movie, somebody usually dies (sometimes the cop) and I don't want that on my shoulders so...

Mason: this IS A VERY BIG DEAL

Mason: WE NEED TO FUCKIN' CALL IN THE BAU

Mason: OR SEND SOME RIDGWAY POLICE OFFICERS OUT TO INVESTIGATE

Mason: not me of course

easton: rip mason lol x)

easton: ur such a terrible cop

easton: why are u even a cop

easton: HOW THE FUCK DID U EVEN GE THT EJOB

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. mason ! )

IMSG → MADISON.

madison: oh.. same(:

easton: mhm ya!

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. madison ! )#ripper both went to them lol this makes them soulmates

keegcn:

Give it to me straight, Easton. Is this actually a game you heard about, or are you just trying to be low-key with describing your Friday night?

Which setting seems more interesting?

#( * &. chat ! )#( * &. keegan ! )#ITS TRU FUCK

IMSG → logan.

logan: I'm glad you're taking this lightly

logan: wish it was some sort of nerdy virgin

easton: do u think this is real omfg

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. logan ! )

IMSG → MADISON.

madison: well duh

madison: did you get a text? or something else?

easton: just the text :)

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. madison ! )#THSI IS SUCH ALIE

IMSG → BAILEY.

bailey: because i don't think joking abt suicide is ok? yikes

bailey: no lmao. not that that's your business if we had

bailey: but we haven't? and we're not going to

bailey: why are you even asking?

easton: sike

easton: ur the one who joined the cheerleaders bc he told u to... ya i might be a dick but just bc he told u to doesnt mean u should

easton: idk dont u two like each other

#( * &. text ! )#( * &. bailey ! )#:)

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