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[la-laborista-republiko]

[laynedanielle]

Amazing.

Since the porn purge I’ve had more porn blogs and bots following and reblogging from methan ever before.

[raphmike]

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

[im-a-red-nose-reindeer]

I love this

[dearbisexual]

someone: what harry potter house are you :)

me: i’ve come to really not like harry potter, because of the way the majority of its fans behave as well as the bullshit jk rowling says and does and im not really comfortable identifying w/ the series anymore

also me: but like, hufflepuff

[darkslayer0092-deactivated20220]

This movie is going to be a huge milestone in history of animated movies.

[the-headless-vulcan]

These sweatpants are killing me

[kryptonians]

*Green Goblin shows up*

Miles:

[laynedanielle]

This movie was so fucking good you guys

[strawberri-03-deactivated202105]

excuse me @staff …

y'all banning NSFW but you got these fucking ads????? hello???????????

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[fromrushhourwithlove]

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

dude shut the fuck up lol

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

[cloama]

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

[brummbart-deactivated20181221]

Wasserspeier am Freiburger Münster

[the-stickers]

WINTER IS A BAD TIME.

[soup-that-is-2-hot]

What it feels like to chew 5 Gum

[gallusrostromegalus]

IT’S MY FAVORITE GARGOYLE BACK AGAIN FOR WINTERTIME.

[allthingshyper]

I want to know the exact conversation that lead to the creation of this abomination

[gallusrostromegalus]

Ye olde German architect: “ok, it’s time to put in the rainspouts and last night I was out with the lads and Hans had too much and the point is I had the FUNNIEST idea…” *Holds up drawing*

Ye olde German Architect Supervisor: * snorts beer out of his nose.* “YES. BUILD IT IMMEDIATELY.”

[charliecoxbf]

That’s gussy babe

[earthgirl2788]

Sooooo I just came back from studying in Freiburg and went on a tour of the Münster with a historian who knew all of the insider secrets and the story is even better than you think. 

It took more than 300 years to build the Freiburger Münster (1200s-1500s), so they went through a lot of architects and people who paid those architects. Some of the patrons were dicks and one of those dicks lived in a house right next to the Münster. The asshat kept demanding they work faster and changed his mind every five hours about what he wanted and THEN he refused to pay the architects because he wasn’t happy with what they’d done. 

That really pissed the builders off so in retaliation, the head architect built the butt gargoyle facing his house so that every morning for the rest of his life, when the dick looked out his window at the Münster, he’d have to look at a gargoyle butt.

So, the defecating gargoyle is a big fat “fuck you” to someone’s dick of a boss that has survived 500 years and two world wars 

[yveinthesky-deactivated20190127]

*standing ovation*

[superbatson]

currently losing it over this b-roll footage of john mulaney recording for into the spider-verse

[mulaneysbutt]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[jewishdragon]

the video this comes from is longer and has more clips and includes more the of the cast! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjQKCQE-mQg

[thetransintransgenic]

Wait hold up rewind wait a second holD ON is that fricking NIC CAGE??

[jewishdragon]

Yup

[laynedanielle]

I saw it yesterday and boy howdy is it fantastic

[rajasconqueso-deactivated201508]

Repeat after me: - Veganism is not affordable - Veganism is not cruelty free - Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

[caged-freedom-deactivated201702]

Repeat after me -I’m an idiot and wrong. -Veganism can be made affordable. -Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about. - Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it. -I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

[latinagabi]

Exploiting undocumented immigrants, and other workers is cruelty free? Nearly 500,000 children as young as six harvest 25 percent of US crops.

But I guess brown people don’t fucking matter. 

[sissikuk]

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

[thequantumqueer]

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

[faethorne]

hello i am also here with The Science™ to back up the fact veganism is NOT even the most sustainable dietary option for humanity, like not even in the ballpark of close

[tony-hawks-prole-skater-2]

rare trading card

[mens-rights-activia]

All this cheering about Bush's death doesn't sit well with me. Sure, he was a terrible president and person. Sure, he was responsible for countless deaths across the world. But he did do a few good things. For example: he died. By doing so, he made the world a slightly better place.

[bakwaaas]

damn this tea scalded me

[thesubcon10ent]

Bruh religious or not there’s no debating that Dreamworks Prince of Egypt (1998) is a masterpiece and one of the most visually stunning works of animation of all time. The parallels between Yocheved and Miriam singing the River Lullaby as a tear runs down their cheek and the wind blows their hair in front of their face? Incredible. The use of hieroglyphics to show how Moses learned that his father ordered the Hebrew babies slaughtered??Ingenious. The duet between Moses and Ramses where the choir chants in the background while you watch the plagues destroy Egypt and Moses is begging Ramses to let his people go and Ramses refuses and it shows them facing each other and then side by side and then Ramses walking away while Moses stands firmly??? Intense. When Moses parts the sea and the Hebrews are walking between the water and lightning strikes in the background, illuminating the silhouette of a giant shark swimming in the wall of water???? Iconic. The entire movie is just absolutely breathtaking and that’s just tea

[hckleinman]

staff You are recommending that I follow a nazi blog I blocked last night. Your site promotes anti-semitism to Jews. Your site shoves Nazi Swastikas in the faces of Jews. It’s bad enough that the Nazi blogs seem to be sprouting up like weeds on a site that claims to have an anti-hate policy, but to actively promote them to people who have taken the steps of blocking these blogs is beyond the pale. Clean this place up. It’s turning into Stormfront. I encourage everyone who sees this post, Jewish or otherwise, to reblog it. Tumblr has been ignoring the growth of Nazism on this site for too long. It needs to end.

[angryjewishsuggestion]

Ok sure goyim have Christmas but theres rlly nothing like lighting a menorah, knowing thousands of other jews are lighting it with you, saying prayers that have been said for generations, the general feel of knowing your ancestors had to struggle and fight for this, knowing how much culture and strength is in these eight days. Converts who get to finally feel at home, who get to celebrate and make traditions for the first time, people from assimilated families paying homage to relatives they may have never gotten to know and feeling the strength of refusing to let your oppressors erase you and your family, saying to your ancestors “I know you had to hide to survive, and now I’ll be Jewish and proud for you.” Goyim will never know the power of our holidays, how it feels to have had to fight for something and keep fighting.

[straightpeoplereceipts]

is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

[straightpeoplereceipts]

hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

[terriblelizbians]

also we’re not actually allowed to ask goyim to eat the candles so if you want to support your jewish friends and respect their traditions what you should do is just eat the candles without waiting to be asked!