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hvdsun

Sounds like a long-winded excuse for pulling a me.

Nah. I was around you just had to look hard enough.

#um #prose ;#ft hudson

sms - spence

spencer: again, rude???

spencer: i'm not the one who mugged u bud.

colt: no one actually mugged me tho

colt: they just tried.

#sms ;#ft spencer

sms -

Aaron: not even a picture of you as a baby? or now? or both?

Aaron: i overestimated ur douchebag levels

Colt: my lack of pictures of myself makes me a dbag?

Colt: that's backwards

#same tbh tho #sms ;#ft aaron

Yeah yeah yeah, I know I disappeared for a few days. Did one of those New Year’s Resolution things and joined a gym. Went twice and couldn’t get off the couch for a week. I’m sorry. More about how sore my body is than about how upset you apparently are over my absence. Go hug a tree or something.

#dont ask dont telllll #southside.start

sms -

Aaron: didn't try to

Aaron: hah

Aaron: did u check ur wallet? :)

Colt: it's empty

Colt: which was why it was an unsuccessful mugging.

#hello lovebug what's crackin?#sms ;#ft aaron

sms - spence

spencer: lil bit.

Colt: good 🙃

#sms ;#ft spencer

text // open

robyn: i am so sick rn

robyn: i can barely move

robyn: help i need human interaction or i might just top myself

colt: are you going to make me food or.......

#hi bub #sms ;#ft robyn

Happy birthday loml

@lbrkourtney

hvdsun

Big Brother Chicago edition. Yeah, fuck off, the movies’re just part of his present, anyway. He’s seen a couple, I think. Could’ve watched the rest while I was gone, I dunno. I’m sure it is, you and Ellis look like you’re in a diet competition right now. Don’t forget the spurs. The starving African child look’ll suit you.

Hasn’t that been done before? Oh and the other part? He’s what, eleven? It at least has to have a nipple in it or it’s really not worth the time. Wow, just ─ wow. Difference is I can’t keep weight on no matter what I eat and he’s actively puking all of his calories up; I’m an innocent. I was saving those for your birthday, way to ruin it. I’m going to need a serious tan to really pull it off; I’m going to need that Mexico trip soon so work on it.

#im sorry i dont understand the question #prose ;#ft hudson

lbrkourtney

Is not, wonder bread.

Is too, un petit croissant.

#love me #prose ;#ft kourtney

lbrkourtney

Not how it works, cupcake.

Exactly how it works, muffin top.

#=]#prose ;#ft kourtney

lbrkourtney

You get no say in this matter mister.

My organs, my decision.

#im a big kid now #prose ;#ft kourtney

hvdsun

Maybe he’ll be rich one day, can only pray he shares with the rest of the lot. No, might take him out to the movies, though. He really wants to see the new Star Wars film even though he’s too much of a bitch to admit it. Ninety-six, actually, considering I eat. Best work on that arse of yours, though, or I’ll be able to use it to cut the lines, too. Yeah, you’d look well fit with a bald head– brilliant idea.

Probably get famous by some shitty soap opera or reality show. Wow, going to the movies on your birthday. Wait; why am I being sarcastic? I’d have killed to go to the movies as a kid. Has he even seen the old ones or does he just want to look cool at school. I’m quite fond of it actually; my belt collection is growing. Might head across state lines and get one of those fancy buckles and a pair of boots since I’m so good at riding. Didn’t say shit about going full Buddha; just the belly.

#the point is moo #everything is moo #okay but im religious over that look #prose ;#ft hudson #look at colt discussing children #wait til he starts breaking out in hives #have the benadryl ready

lbrkourtney

You are the worst. Don’t make me sell your organs to the black market.

I get at least two thirds of the profits and none of the expenses.

#you should feel special that i opened a new tab to unmadd #prose ;#ft kourtney

hvdsun

He’s turning out to be a right shit, that lad. Just hope he’s not in jail by the time I get back. Is modeling really considered a fine art? Figure there isn’t much artful about ninety pound girls whose favorite pastime is doing lines, but I’ve never known much about art, so. My ego is committed to a lot of things that get me into shit, I try not to associate with it much.

Must take after James with a name like Franco. Figure out what you’re getting him for his birthday yet? You think so lowly of yourself, Hudson, you’re at least a ninety five pound girl in my book and you can do lines off of my ass any time you want. This is why I’ve decided to become Bhuddist; also because I want to eat enough to have that belly.

#thats such a moo point #prose ;#ft hudson

lbrkourtney

This is why you have no friends.

Sorry ─ snoozed again.

#creep #prose ;#ft kourtney

hvdsun

Nah, mate, Franco’s before you. You’re third, I reckon. You were too busy mulling over the meaning of life in a dark room with your art, while I was capitalizing on my opportunities. Sorry you missed out, we could’ve done some ace shoots together. Couldn’t do that to the kids, they’d cry too much ‘cause I’m their favorite.

He can probably hit harder than me; still got the best hair though. I make art, you are art; don’t really know which one is better but imagine if we teamed up to ruin the fine arts community. No worries, mate, I’m young yet. Exactly; your ego is committed to being their favorite.

#well they are from my hood so #prose ;#ft hudson

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