Feel'n Kinda Sporty

In the late 90's the Captain & the Coach, filled Central Victorian community radio air waves with contagious hilarity (like the flu but a bit funnier). Compared to other comedic luminaries of the day, such as Jo Dolci and the 12th Man, the FKSporty Friday night show stunned listeners and quickly built a loyal audience rumoured to be in double figures (including immediate family) during its peak . Described by listeners as: 'Feel'n Who?' 'Foul mouthed young rat bags' 'Less humourous than the bowls show' 'Totally sh#t' & 'Ah man, are they still on, when is the World Music show with Boitumelo Rumbidzia back?' they really struck a chord with their audience. Their reign at the top was short lived. Banned for life from the studio after an 'on air' incident by a humourless station manager, they fell hard from top of the community radio tree and were forced underground to live real lives, get real jobs, marry real girls and have real kids. By the power of PodCasting and off the back of their successful breeding program (x8 li'l Captain and Coaches in total), the Prodigal Son's of (sports) Anarchy are back. NB - Third Parties were used to assist with breeding program. Enjoy!

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Kennet's Curse

In breaking news former premier and Hawthron Presedent Jeff Kennett, stands by curse.

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The most inspirational reference "to some marathon chick from the eighties who came 10th or 20th or something like that" in recent memory! 

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You Spin Me Right Round Baby!

Sport Short - German slalom champ Fanny Schmelar asks Japanese volleyballer Yoshi Takeshita to 'turn around' during recent Australian visit.

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AFL chief Andrew Demetriou defended his giggling at the misfortune of a flambeed dwarf Blake Johnston on last night''s Talking Footy, saying "I'm sorry but it reminded me of a joke that David Evans told me over the phone a while ago, hilarious"

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An AFL club (rumoured to be St Kilda) has denied claims that it lit a dwarf on fire during its Mad Monday celebrations, a club spokesmen said in an attempt to poor cold water on the situation, that "it was actually a school girl dressed up as a dwarf"

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Exposed - one of Rolf Harris' 4 indecent images of a child he's been charged with, entitled

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Matt Spangher, Rafi Doppelganger

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Hello Possums!

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Upper Middle Class Brogan Retires

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FKSporty Math

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Coach says, Aaron Mullet needs to improve. Brad Scott revealed after today's loss against the Hawks that whilst he's happy with the business at the front, he needs to put some time in to the 'party at the back' if he's gonna make it at the Roos. Mullet is rumoured to have signed up for a pre-season training camp with injured Crow Tex Walker, and is expecting a better showing in 2014. Walker explained that "yeah this could take a little time and a lot of product"

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Is it time for Dermi to lose the '5 night premiership' tag from his intro OR should all other night premiers (like this year's Lions and last year's Crows) add it to theirs? FKSporty asks the tough Questions!

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Former Aussie left arm fast bowler Bruce Reid, is perplexed at the recent media attention ………….’Mate, I go for the Weagles!’

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Brisbane Lions FC all class in handling their most celebrated player and club legend Michael Voss' exit

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Attention Combat Juggling Scouts

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Bomber and Hirdy laugh as they reflect on when Bomber mentioned that "we're going to have to inject some youth into this team" and how his comment was widely misinterpreted by the High Performance staff at the club.

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@AFL360 predict Voss to return to Brisbane as Captain & take them to another flag in 2202