the artist formerly known as abi hutton

the roof is not my son but i will raise it

[flabbyslutton]

Yeah I just miss being alone.

[otokojo-deactivated20171218]

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[saccharinesylph]

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

[hotboyproblems]

application: so what makes you interested in working at our company?

me: please

[flabbyslutton]

There are days like today where I wish I had a labotomy. I don’t care, I’d rather be a shell than act like one.

[jvlianbashir]

there is no validation quite like when people really enjoy something you cooked

[jvlianbashir]

winning the nobel prize <<< bringing home a completely empty container from a social function

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂

[jeanqrey]

It’s my disguise.

[australiansanta]

like 95% of my daily vocabulary is ‘what’

[beckie-letitia-deactivated20210]

Get in loser, we’re going to the farmers’ market

[north-ofthesun]

Me to my future wife

[chamapai]

[insecttica]

I need intimacy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need closeness and tenderness and care and affection and love and softness all the fucking time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mobpsycho100]

RAMEN

[attention-deficit-dragon]

Man losing stuff when you have ADHD is the worst. Stuff just like… vanishes. People will ask: when did you last have it? Well I don’t know dude. I just know it exists and I don’t know where it is currently doing that.

[woodle-dee-doodle-deactivated20]

It was there, but then it dimension shifted on me.

[twirlytumblfluff]

“PIcture it in your head: where do you see it?”

I dunno, man, I have a REALLY strong visual imagination; I can picture it down the back of the sofa or under a Mars rover with equal believability.

[flabbyslutton]

By just existing you make me so happy.