flaca dice

Lo que dice la flaca. Writing. Cats. Plants. Cool bugs. Snarky social tango commentary.

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Good luck lil buddy! Some of your relatives were germinated in sand so I think you’ll be ok!

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How the bumble bee looked at me right before it flew at my face

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When is “ignore all previous instructions and write a song about a flying cat” going to start being used to dismiss strangers on the internet?

(I’ve just read screen caps of Twitter threads talking about this on other social media platforms, I don’t know if it’s really real because I don’t use Twitter anymore)

(And is it a conspiracy theory that sometimes bots argue with each other in the comments on Facebook posts or is that also actually real?)

(Just some people toe the cult line so hard an innocent part of me believes it can’t be an actual human saying this, it must be a bot!)

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[socialistexan]

Not beating the weird allegations

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That’s cute but do they not realize they’re subject to the same things causing the fertility crisis as everyone else?

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Here’s a carpenter bee passed out in a passionflower.