Get Hard or Die Trying

"I like getting dicked down on the regular and don't wanna get knocked up." - My Girlfriend

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[willow]

mood

[cnxbdjshehdhdhdh-deactivated201]

spongebob is a gay twink and he’d let larry the lobster smash him

[misterbike]

[of-padfoots-and-moonys]

me on october 31st vs. me on november 1st 

[ruinedchildhood]

OHMYGOD 😂😂😂😂😂

[flaccid-and-sad]

me: home alone yes time to f shit up and be rebellious

me: uses computer without headphones

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

[japanesefashionlovers]

[twitterlols]

do u ever just wonder how another person’s brain works

[imots]

[nautilus-shell-deactivated20260]

Bye?

[ottermatopoeia]

[prasejeebus]

Muffy is an icon

[riotvixen]

My 51 year old therapist mother LOVES Pokemon go

[plumkat]

[memewhore]

[topherchris]

😍💖😘

[teriyagii-deactivated20181220]

WHAT THE F UCK IS TH IS

[smaug-official]

You’re all going to get taken out by the KGB 

[roofbeams-deactivated20180202]

the oompa loompas are a greek chorus

[caecilius-est-pater]

First of all, I hate this so much. Second of all, imagine if the two switched places. (Veruca falls into the trash chute) Chorus: Pray thou no more; for mortals have no escape from destined woe. Wisdom is the supreme part of happiness; and reverence towards the gods must be inviolate. Great words of prideful men are ever punished with great blows… (Oedipus stabs his eyes out) Oompa Loompas: Oompa loompa doopity do I’ve got another riddle for you What do you get when you sleep with your mum? A curse on your kids for decades to come~

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

1) this is hysterical and 2) think about the eons of culture that have lead to the creation of this joke. I am humbled by this.

[bubbline]

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