#ohmywinoftheweek

Hypothetical Political Lyrical Miracle Whip!

[bitidfastivitid]

See ya later!

[bitidfastivitid]

The one where Spongebob breaks his ass and refuses to leave his house is the GOAT episode I think

[junkyarded]

valorizing hunter biden is crazy. do you think that all those young women hung out with him because of his sparkling personality. call him "the people's princess" all you want cause i KNOW you don't give a shit about trafficking outside of the occasional wisecrack about epstein.

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[bitidfastivitid]

If you could doordash edibles America would fall within a year

[bitidfastivitid]

I think you can really tell that AJ and Big Justice love each other very much from the Costco Guys videos

[kushblazer666]

[tonyzaret]

[tsarina-anadyomene]

There is something strange about how people (in certain circles) talk after the wave of "mental health activism" of the 2010s. And it is sometimes like "neurotypical" or "mentally healthy" people are just supposed to have infinite forbearance for mentally ill people. Like take depression for example. It's like you're supposed to just tank a lot of negativity and not say anything. And it seems like when you're depressed you actually do get really insecure and really annoying. Then you get self-aware about this. Then fueling your self-hatred is the sense that you are being clingy and annoying. Which you are. Then you start complaining about how clingy and annoying you are and your "rock" is just supposed to tank that too and not say anything and assure you that everything is fine. They're creating a wonderful world of falsehood for you which is supposed to make you feel better but which is of course so flimsy that you couldn't possibly feel anything other than despair in it. But if the mask slips then they're toxic, they're the problem, they're not supporting you enough. It just seems a rather strange world that we're building for ourselves. It also seems like a completely unreasonable set of expectations to put on another person. And again I wonder if we're destroying ourselves by getting lost further and further in a defective network of concepts.

[airframeextender]

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere---in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

[mcmangos]

plus my peanuts got an attitude

[frogmoss1]

i have been thinking about this edit before i even knew it existed. puzzle pieces fit together naturally

[duckpetan]

I came to a wonderful cafe deep in the mountains. Je suis arrivé dans un merveilleux café au cœur des montagnes.

我來到了大山深處的一間很棒的咖啡館。 Llegué a un maravilloso café en lo profundo de las montañas. Cheguei a um café maravilhoso no meio das montanhas. Ich kam zu einem wundervollen Café tief in den Bergen.

[junkyarded]

[junkyarded]

wait did i really make this post on christmas eve? why was i seething on christmas eve? i don't remember that.

[bitidfastivitid]

A lot of Rocky Horror discourse on this site feels like a kid finding the Villains wiki page for Quagmire from Family Guy or something and getting really scared of it

[bitidfastivitid]

Watching a movie from the 70s about an epic gay guy who can fly and makes a lady get horny by singing songs about getting a groovy handjob and going "This is doing social murder or whatever word I'm really into today"

[bitidfastivitid]

A lot of Rocky Horror discourse on this site feels like a kid finding the Villains wiki page for Quagmire from Family Guy or something and getting really scared of it

[castlerobin]

backstory revealed

[gamblertranscendent]