dude kamen rider ex aid is insane. imagine you start feeling sick one day and you go to the doctor and they're like.
Oh dude. You got Gamer Disease
And you're like What? And they're like it's ok we're gonna put you in the Gamer Ward, our docs got this.
and this sweet fluffy boy doctor is like "hi we're gonna run some tests" and he presses buttons next to your hospital bed on a fucking 10 button fightpad
he's all big smiles like DON'T WORRY I WILL CURE YOUR GAMER DISEASE
and you're like. cool i'm gonna fuckin die
and then Bowser, From Mario, emerges from your chest and suddenly this dude and 1-3 other dudes put game cartridges into their belts and the belts start yelling 30 different gamer phrases including "BANG BANG SHOOTING!"
and they change the map to like. i dunno. a fucking dry dock for boats so they can beat the shit out of bowser. but then Dr. fluffy boy is back by your side and he's like, "please try to relax. Bowser gets more powerful the more you get stressed."
and you're like "oh, okay, so what is Bowser doing anyway?"
and he goes "well bowser wants to cause you the most amount of stress possible. got any ideas?" and you're like "dude how am i supposed to relax" and then he goes "I'M GONNA CLEAR THIS WITH NO CONTINUES"
but actually realistically, it's probably not Bowser. It's some monster you've never seen before and Dr. Fluffy boy goes "OH! It's Donko Shitney from Fantasy Moon Raiders IV for the PS VIta!"
