Long Legs, But Still a Short Attention Span

A decent amount of DuckTales and Brooklyn Nine-Nine

[unclefather]

*opens a new incognito tab to ask a really dumb question that i don’t want in my search history*

[unclefather]

“is stuart little a real person” 

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic.

Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right.

[roachpatrol]

what continuously amazes me about the mcelroys is that justin looks like a gay elf, and travis looks like a portland barista who takes regular business trips to narnia. they both look like weird, cool, funny guys. but then griffin looks like if you hit ‘random’ on a character generator for a game exclusively about tax accountants. he looks like he was born with a polo shirt on. he looks like both his first and last names are jeff. he looks like he organizes socks for fun, and then he opens his mouth and says something funny enough that you rupture all your internal organs laughing about it. it’s incredible.  

[strawbebbynya]

i just want to say that the first time i saw griffin in the wwe monster factory video (i think), i was floored. i couldn’t believe my eyes. he was exactly like op says and i was not prepared for that at all and i was unable to process anything for days

[raulsquared]

[xueyangapologist]

the Hogwarts teachers were my favourite part of the books remember in CoS when they were so sick of Lockhart that they chased him out of the staffroom by reminding him he’d said he could kill Slytherin’s monster in seconds, remember in OotP when they couldn’t tell Harry they approved of his interview so they did wildly extravagant favours for him, like giving him twenty house points for passing a watering can, or bursting into tears and announcing that he’d live a long and happy life? on that note remember how much McGonagall disliked Trelawney and all her little digs, and remember how she ran forward to brace Trelawney as she was being kicked out by Umbridge? remember how McGonagall ran out to defend Hagrid from trained Aurors with nothing but her words and took four Stunning Spells to the chest? remember when she told Peeves how to unscrew the chandelier? i could go on about McGonagall especially for days but i love all of them so much

[twilightrenaissance]

literally how can you hate this masterpiece 

[cartocn-moved-deactivated201812]

the gang

[spacehunter-m]

[itskokocollie]

Cursed

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The best part is how Shaggy looks Genuinely Unsettled

[vladtheunfollower]

[happifying-things]

I love you, pumpkin

[officialunitedstates]

if you had a time machine you could sleep til like 6 then get in and go back to midnight and get double sleep. that’s probably the only use for such a machine though

[officialunitedstates]

to the person who suggested “triple sleep” my reply to you is: absolutely not. don’t be greedy

[flirting-with-psychology]

The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This

[jaiwareham-deactivated20190303]

You’re Not Wrong

[parkerpunology]

so you mean to tell me this didn’t actually happen

[marauders4evr]

I’m...I’m sorry, I just this minute realized that there are people out there who have no idea that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the best fictional father out there. You guys don’t mind if I bombard your entire dashboard with proof right? Excellent.

BONUS: Doofenshmirtz around children he literally just met who wrecked his ‘inator’.

Literally I could go on and on with examples but my computer’s starting to crash from the amount of images.

The point is that Heinz Doofenshmirtz is the greatest fictional father out there and anyone who says otherwise was hit by a Lie-inator.

[jiebadiah]

[markgatiss]

[laralaralara]

#how much the entire cast of mamma mia loves mamma mia is the best part of mamma mia

[wartortles-deactivated20180708]

el tigre es pequeño y gordo

[retroasgardian-deactivated20180]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[highkey-potato-deactivated20230]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO

[fourteen--steps]

First of all, it’s not nice to take pictures without sourcing them to the photographer. Which is doubly important because if you had you would have found the rest of Paul Wiggin’s photos of this sumatran tiger cub from the Chester Zoo and and used this one instead, which is objectively 10x better in every way

[ladywiltshire-deactivated202106]

EL TIGRE ES PEQUEÑO Y GORDO Y ENOJADO

[frederick-the-ii]

Adding more photos of this tiny and fat and aNGRY boi

[autumn-rainy]