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        â  Listen, tall, blonde, and literally hot, I OCCASIONALLY misjudge situations. Occasionally. This just happens to be one of those times.  â
{ ⌠} Âť â âThatâs literally AND figuratively,â he interjects with a wink, click of his tongue, and the impromptu firing of finger guns. âAnd Iâm still not hearing any thank yous in there. Because, yâknow, itâs not like I saved your butt or anything. Oh wait!â Johnny feigns a sudden epiphany, complete with dramatic gasp and flippant hand gestures. â--YES I DID!!â















