doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
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doing things at the right age is literally a made up concept. you can start/pursue anything at any age. btw.
remember remember
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PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026)
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened
when avoiding the task doesn’t even free you from the obligation of it because youll still be thinking about it fucking constantly
there's so much i don't know. how do i learn everything by tomorrow
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
Send Help (2026) dir. Sam Raimi
Does anyone know what to do
i've survived far worse. i've also died to far less though so who knows
Renate Reinsve in Sentimental Value (2025) dir. Joachim Trier Academy Award Nominee for Best Actress in a Leading Role
RENATE REINSVE as julie in the worst person in the world (2021)
i look at my life and if i don't change things i might end up like samuel... i need to squeeze in "sandra from anatomy of a fall calling me out" to my daily routine
My favorite part of executing administrative tasks is when I achieve the flow state
teaboot's famous Normal Brain back at it again
ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back
Every single day this month has been like Okay sure. Okay sure what the hell. Okay sure. I guess
always think of this meme when this scene comes up