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Ладно,это просто мой бред в температуру 38,5...И для,спустя ±пару лет я вернулась, чтобы выдавить из себя эту хрень

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Sorry not sorry
Ладно,это просто мой бред в температуру 38,5...И для,спустя ±пару лет я вернулась, чтобы выдавить из себя эту хрень
hi there (i hope it’s fine if i stay anonymous for now) have you watched the series about Paul I released in 2025 (“paul the first and the last”’s the name)(LMFAO I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S THE REAL TITLE). If yes, what do you think? If no, i warn you not to (I’m 8 episodes in and it sucks just like the most of tv production in russia rn), i can elaborate on the reasons why it sucks with no spoilers and an effort to protect your sanity
(I just saw a post of yours about being excited about this series a year ago… little did we know)
Hi! It's okay, I understand. To be honest, I couldn't even handle the first episode of the series. The acting is too improbable, which is frustrating. (To be honest, telling a child right away that his father is dead is too much). So, I don't recommend watching this series. It is better to review Poor Pavel or Suvorov from 1941, but modern TV series, especially about history, are better not to watch at all.
https://t.me/addstickers/POIROTAgathaChristiePoirots
I don't know if anyone was expecting this, but still...
The pact sticker based on Hercule Poirot has been created!(It's true that there is little there yet and it will gradually be replenished)
+screams into the empty corridor+ ARE THERE ANY POIROT FANS OUT THERE! +my voice echoes+ ANY POIROT X HASTINGS SHIPPERS? ANYONE? +my voice repeats back at me in waves+ PLEASE RECOMMEND ME SOME FICS! IM BEGGING YOU!
(seriously I feel like I've read everything, I'm in despair)
*looks out from the other end of the corridor*
Um....Hi....What's your favorite book?...Or series?...
*confused because I thought the fandom died back in 2021*
I've been doodling sketches for this silly little comic for days (ever since I posted this to the screencap blog). And then yesterday, @my-archived-blog mentioned wanting to see Hastings kissing Poirot's moustache crooked))) So I knew I had to clean this up and post it)))
I hope you enjoy it!!
If you like this silly little comic, please consider leaving some pocket change in my tip jar on ko-fi!
Translation of the Russian in the error message under the cut
Я с лица Пуаро смеюсь уже час😂
Это слишком шикарно
I've been laughing at Poirot's face for an hour now😂
This is too fancy
I saw this meme going around on twitter and I think it'll be perfect for this account.
List 5 topics you can talk on for an hour without preparing any material.
Thanks for the tag!
1. God
2. The legend of Zelda
3. Linked Universe
4. Animals
5. Epic the Musical
There's so many more, but those are a solid five right there :3
No pressure tags @crazylittlejester @hero-of-the-wolf @stqrmyskies @sprite-and-the-bunnydragons @a-sunlighthouse-lamp @greennoobartist and anyone else who would like to join!
thanks for the tag
1. my own ocs
2. Loz/Lu
3. Fullmetal Alchemist
4. BBC’s Merlin
5. Supernatural
i dont know who to tag so open to whoever
-Legend of Zelda
-Linked Universe
-Star Wars
-Music theory/piano
-Avatar the Last Airbender
Tags: @itsa-thing @i-love-zelda-16 @fithesworddweller @thecrazyalchemist @eliunderscore @astoria-nyx-moon @amayis-bigtower @alley--rose @preposterousray @loaboo
Rosekiller
Bitchkiller
Moonwater
Poisonpetal
Marauders Era
Tags: @leoluvsbilliejoe @whatonearthisgoingon @werewolfadmirer @reys-just-here @siriuslyobsessed394 @luna---lovegood @blitzstoneshouldbecanon
Astronomy
Codebreaking
Marauders Era
Myself lmao not even gonna deny it
Whether or not we have free will
Tags: @organic-coconut-milk, @d3adgayw1zzyr3ad3r, @whatonearthisgoingon, @wolfthedrolf, @notmyfaultnotmyproblem, @sage-black-or-remus-lupin-90, @theduchessr, @astoria-nyx-moon, @awolfindecember, @firstcousintwiceremoved-ao3, @arcadewizard, @dar-thestrawberry, @preposterousray, @yayyy-insecurities, @thenerdwithadhdanddeppression, @oliverisagaymuggleborn, @alwayssirius09, @biggestqiblifan, @faeyells, @astoria-nyx-moon, @mrecury42
ty for tag!! i love yapping
discworld
self-deprecation comedy (i don't like it)
stories from my rowing days (just too many)
the emperor's new groove
my friends <3
@jupititties @sunset-cowboy @that-weird-bee @shipskicksandgiggles @lemonlinelights @itsbeenalongdayok @mym3rody
- hArRy PoTteR
- Johnlock
- any show with a serial killer
- supernatural
- anything mcu related
@mym3rody @jupititties @herius-is-drawing
Thanks for the tag 🫶⭐️
- Johnlock and in general the Sherlock Holmes’s universe
- Italian songwriters from 60/70/80 I’m normal about them I swear 😮💨
- Marvel in particular my beloved Superhusbands
- Comics/manga/anime in general
- My disappointment for art schools (in Italy) hhahaha
Don’t know who to tag so I leave this open for anyone 🫶
I'm really starting to love ask games like this, honestly. 1. Sherlock Holmes, obviously, but especially the original ACD canon, BBC's Sherlock, and Sherlock & Co. 2. My writing ideas and in-progress fics 3. My headcanons and theories 4. Pirates from the 1800s, lesser known ones 5. My taste in music/favourite songs
Tagging time! No pressure, though: @holmosexualitea @fogdraws @fruitybeverage @anerdynerd @birdifulhuman @moroniccats
My Spotify playlists
My Toxic Family Lore
What Went Wrong with Catholicism (it was Paul)
U.S. Civil War & Reconstruction (not the way you think istg 😭 The only reenactment we need to have is John Brown in bleeding kansas)
My favorite movies and media 👀
no pressure but if y'all want!!
@strohller27 @radarsteddybear @forever-and-whats-left @darthlenaplant @rain-shoshana @bananaeatstapenana
And! Anyone else who wants to :)
Thanks for the tag!! I will yap anyone's ear off about:
~*~*Linguistics*~*~ (particularly sociolinguistics, morphosyntax / grammar, semantics, and discourse analysis!)
Peircian Semiotics & how they inform constructivist views of culture in Linguistics/Anthropology
Hockey (Mainly. Like. 4 specific hockey guys. but! I also like talking about cool plays I saw, too)
My fandoms (esp. if we're talking about my ships. I have an armada and I will talk at length about ALL OF THEM)
Music (my favourite bands, my favourite songs/tunes, the instrument I play...etc.)
I tag (with absolutely no pressure): @mathgeek101, @dying-redshirt-noises, @my-archived-blog, @flamen1801, @pflanzidiezimmerpflanze, @tinta11e, @wonderlandflamingo, @rising-lights, @sixappleseeds, @carpe-history, @rimouskis, & @freebooter4ever
& if you'd like to participate, too, consider yourself tagged!! :)
Thank you for mentioning! This will of course be difficult for me, because this is my first time participating in such...But I'll try, although the essence of the trend is a bit vague for me...
I can talk for hours about:
- History of Russia (in particular the reign of Paul I and Peter III, as well as the biography of Alexei Arakcheev, Alexander Suvorov and several other military leaders of the 18th-19th centuries)
-Psychology (Here are more thoughts about human thinking, about his feelings and traumas, as well as some manifestations of mental disorders (I myself have an anxiety disorder, but my classmates do not believe me)
-Philosophy (I usually think in my head, because it is difficult for me to express my thoughts and feelings verbally. Usually my thoughts are: "Do people see the extinguished fire in the eyes and do they realize why it could have gone out?";"Is there really no limit to perfection? What about death?" and so on.)
- Literature (Mostly these are reflections on books read, more about classics or historical novels)
Basically, that's all... I'm just not a talkative person and I'm usually lost in my thoughts.... Apparently, that's why I have a problem with communication.
I tag:
@syunfuxian
@anelementofsurprise
@a-host-of-dancing-daffodils
@hemlock-in-the-cocktails
It would be interesting to hear from you, but if you don’t want to, you don’t have to take part.
okay I'm going to post these in reverse chronological order but like.
Honestly? Bless
the camera crew
for doing this unnecessary translation: extremely necessary
crotch shot so that we could have the experience of Looking Respectfully^TM at Hastings whilst Yearning Nastily^TM
Господи,какая же у него ахуенная фигура в этом костюме!
God, what an awesome figure he has in that suit!
Reading Poirot is like *Poirot insults Hastings' intelligence* *Poirot insults Hastings' intelligence* *Poirot insults Hastings' intelligence* *Poirot insults
Самое странное,что если в книге Гастингс чуть ли не готов дать Пуаро в ебало,то в сериале он прям пиздец святой терпила.
The strangest thing is that if in the book Hastings is almost ready to punch Poirot in the face, then in the series he is a fucking saintly weakling.
Do you have the Hastings stickers as images too? I don't have telegram and not a reason to use it either...
Yes, there is. Only the application that helps to make such stickers allows you to make them only for Telegram or for WhatsApp.
I'm just thinking about adding them to WhatsApp, but I have no one to talk to to use such stickers....
Hello, Sir???
Why???
Are you so Pretty??
How??? Is this Fair???
That's why I made stickers with him... He's too FUCKING AWESOME
Wish this could be a fun warmup sketch. but. Unfortunately I am currently experiencing The Horrors^TM and the emotions have to go somewhere
I’ve. Been kinda beating myself up about not being employed right now. And. the things that people say can sometimes hurt.
But. like. There’s just so much out of my control. And yes. I probably could be doing more than I am.
And I know people are just trying to be helpful when they send me links to jobs I could be applying for & what have you.
It’s just.
I can’t seem to make myself MOVE.
I feel like I’m stuck in a spike pit. And both my own brain and other people are shouting at me to just DO SOMETHING already, but.
I feel like, if I move, I’ll only get even more impaled than I already am.
I think I need therapy. Unfortunately that costs money I don’t have so. Poor drawing!Hastings gets to suffer with me.
Черт возьми, это же твоя жизнь!Какого хуя люди тебе указывают что и как делать?Да,ты сейчас без работы и чувствуешь себя ебать как некомфортно,но ты заслужил отдых!Отвлеклись от работы,пошли нахуй тех,кто тебе указывает что нужно что-то делать!
Это время без работы используй на себя,только для себя!Гуляй,веселись,занимайся чем хочешь,никто не вправе указывать тебе!Работа придет,да может через малое количество времени,но гнаться за ней-только потеряешь время и силы.
Быть безработным-нормально!Рано или поздно она сама тебе придет!
А сейчас ты заслужила это время без работы.Используй его так,как ты этого хочешь.
Шипы,направленные на тебя-просто игрушки, которые устрашают,но не причинят тебе вред.Ты можешь их сломать без вреда для себя.
Просто поверь в себя и иди своей дорогой.У тебя своя жизнь,в которой ты сам себе хозяин и ты сам себе указываешь,что делать!
Damn it, it's your life! Why the fuck do people tell you what to do and how to do it? Yes, you're out of work now and you feel fucking uncomfortable, but you deserve a rest!Take a break from work, fuck those who tell you that you need to do something!
Use this time without work for yourself, only for yourself! Walk, have fun, do whatever you want, no one has the right to tell you what to do!The work will come, maybe in a short period of time, but chasing it will only waste time and energy.
Being unemployed is normal! Sooner or later, it will come to you!
And now you deserve this time without work. Use it the way you want.
The spikes pointed at you are just toys that are scary, but they won't hurt you. You can break them without harming yourself.
Just believe in yourself and go your own way. You have your own life, in which you are your own master and you tell yourself what to do!❤️
You know, sometimes there is such a strong desire to make stickers with your favorite character, because there are no stickers with him.
And I made stickers with Hastings, and you can use them in Telegram
This is of course not the final version of the sticker pack (because it is very difficult to find a suitable screenshot from the series for some emoticons), but I hope you like it
If you want to help fill the sticker pack with Hastings, you can send a screenshot of him from the series and a suitable emoticon for him.
TIME & TIME AGAIN - A POIROT STAR TREK AU
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On earth, the year is 2335. Arthur Hastings is captain of a Miranda-class science vessel, the USS Wordsworth. Felicity Lemon, his first officer, is 1/4 Vulcan (3/4 human) and is mainly responsible for drawing up duty rosters and assigning ship's systems to the various science teams aboard vessel. She runs the ship with such efficiency that it completely boggles Captain Hastings' mind sometimes.
Near the end of the second year of their five-year mission, Admiral Japp pays them an unexpected visit...And he brings this short, stout little ambassador with him. This ambassador looks very familiar to Captain Hastings, but he can't seem to place him, especially given how nervous he is about Admiral Japp's insistence that they give the ambassador their 'full and total cooperation during his visit'.
And it turns out that Ambassador Poirot--who used to be the head of Starfleet Security--is definitely investigating something...but he's being very secretive about it: He won't seem to tell Captain Hastings anything useful about the investigation.
And Captain Hastings' greatest fears are realised when Ambassador Poirot looks Captain Hastings in the eye and tells him, in a low voice:
"Hastings. Trust no one."
Shoutout to @darthlenaplant, @soldhissoulforrocknroll, and @rain-shoshana for encouraging these shenanigans, and thanks so much to everyone who's been reblogging the pages!! (Let me know if you'd like me to add you to the shoutout so you'll be notified when I update!)
Hi, there! If you like this story, please consider dropping some pocket change into my tip jar on ko-fi!
Блять,это ахуенно!
Я конечно не смотрела стар трек,но коллаб ебейший!
Fuck, this is awesome!
Of course I haven't watched Star Trek, but the collaboration is fucking awesome!
@flamen1801 I love that idea SO MUCH so please have some very quick sketches I made for you sorry they were rushed but I have a lot to do today LOL
To be honest I think, externally, Poirot looks like his normal aloof self when he sees Hastings taking off his shirt, but internally he's like
Мне очень неловко от того,что я отвлекаю человека от дел,но я очень благодарна ему за то,что он воплотил мои фантазии.
I feel very awkward about distracting a person from his work, but I am very grateful to him for making my fantasies come true.
@harrimaniac27art Thank you so much for this mini-comic!
a compliation of insane moments in this fandom, part of a larger video on releasing later that's a deep dive into napalex
Fuck, I'm having fun with this meme
Little doodle,
I mean they do kinda look alike in their portraits but the way that I draw them … XD
Саннееееек!
Damn, it's so good that at least someone drew this cool old man. He did such things that everyone was shocked (maybe someday I'll make a post with different stories about Suvorov).
I should draw them with the “I’m just like you, you’re just like me” audio.
I mean.. if you squint your eyes reallly hard, you can see the resemblance
Holy shit, they finally drew Alexander Suvorov!