Eat My Ass

i fart way too much to be graceful

[viciousmeme]

[thisistheglamorous-deactivated2]

[antique-scarecrow]

this is it. this is the single funniest coronavirus meme. what the mcfuck

[dankmemeuniversity]

[duelposting]

Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

[little-kitten-cutiepie-deactiva]

Daddy: Where’s my little girl?

Me: *covers face with blankie*

Daddy: Where is she? Where’d she go? I need my little baby!

Me: *pops head up and giggles*

Daddy: There she is! There’s my baby!

Me: *melts into a cute puddle of little*

[askdrpig]

*slurps up the puddle*

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fanotastic]

[abcsofadhd]

When you discover a new hyperfixation

[actual-haise]

[horrorofthebeast]

[the-prolefeed]

How old is this and why is it on my dash

[horrorofthebeast]

i made this in 2018

[the-prolefeed]

I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation

[officialprinzeugen]

[queenwhiskey]

[immortal-maschine]

elon musk didn’t even inhale that shit he held it in his mouth and blew it all out and THAT’S the reason his stocks tanked

[tastefullyoffensive]

[missmalaysia]

trying to get money from your parents after getting into a fight with them:

[writing-prompt-s]

In 2025, the mission Mars One is a full success. Upon arrival on the red planet, the astronauts notice some kind of cave, containing a single human skeleton – and four words, carved into a wall.

[kineticpenguin]

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