hopeless

|desirée| speak the truth, even if your voice shakes

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[heroineimages]

Mental illness is all in your head in the same way that prostate cancer is all in your ass.

[noodles-07]

this person wins everybody else go home

[wovi]

*

jennifer willoughby, the sun is still a part of me

[itsnotwhatimlike]

embarrassment has good bones

[anxeious]

[anxeious]

[butt-berry]

Treasure hunters!

[traumasurvivors]

By the way, you’re worthy now.

Not when you’ve healed. Not even when you started your healing journey. You don’t need to be in a certain place on your healing journey.

You are worthy now, as you are. You don’t need to “earn it”.

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he's like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it's what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with "op I forgive you cause you're Scottish but that's not a Texan accent" which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I'm assuming it's important to, like, Americans

[peachfromcmbyn]

[tricornking]

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

[lovetheirloves]

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

[tricornking]

According to Foghorn's Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it's less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he's a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

[lovetheirloves]

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

[lovetheirloves]

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

[tdhppjpurple]

I love this site.

[lovetheirloves]

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

[microwave-and-dishwasher-safe2]

Where this post started

Where it ended up

[quasi-normalcy]

I just love the implication that TV Tropes is somehow systematically biased against a type of chicken

[stutter-like-a-kaleidescope]

I think it’s time to follow the arc of this rainbow to its inevitable terminus

[quasi-normalcy]

#benoit blanc#ah say#ah say suh#ah yew implyin a particular#prejudice if yew will#towahds one specific breed of chicken#this is cleahly highly#ah do say#highly irregulah

[rpepperpotshipssciencebros]

For those curious as to what Foghorn sounds like:

[orcbara]

a man with a helmet or mask that he never takes off is infinitely more sexy than an attractive man who sometimes wears a helmet. it’s about the mystery. the mystique. is there nothing under there or a monster under there or a scary looking guy (all three uniquely charming). you’ll never know. it’s also doubly attractive if he takes his shirt off but keeps the helmet on. you agree

[likedovesinthewnd]

[gulistan-blog]

㋡🥀

Amazing view..

[lizormianillustration]

whatever was left, that was ours for a while.

sunrise - louise glück

[transjudas]

Benoit Blanc calling out rich people’s bullshit

[rylandsgrace]

Glass Onion + Text posts

[slimegargoyle]

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

[taxidermychrist-deactivated2025]

my autopsy results came back negative There was nothing in there

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

The devil is god’s enemy but will torture you if you disobey god? Girl they are in cahoots. Good cop bad cop.

[irregodless]

yall are a little too good at replicating the old tumblr fandom posts please stop i feel like a veteran on the fourth of july