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[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[witchgrindergeneral]

Why the fuck cant I move

[hotvampireadjacent]

lust

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[jolieing]

[thatiskarma]

What is going on here

[bisexualwario]

The Shining, But Cold

[agoutirex]

cranberry sauce

[dreamingbiggest-deactivated2024]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[journeymanfool]

POV: you’re inside a tube of YSL lipstick (Bare Burgundy)

[unusual-rituals-deactivated2022]

POV: youre a valentino white bag and lipstick was spilled inside you

[beeefy]

me: hey dad do you like photos of clouds?

dad: not really

me, turning my camera off after spending half an hour outside taking photos of clouds: oh okay :-)

[beeefy]

!!!! YES I WILL SHOW YOU THE CLOUDS!!!!

THERE ARE THESE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE CARTOON CLOUDS!

AND THESE ONES LOOK REALLY COOL!

AND THEN THIS ONE WITH AN ALMOST STRAIGHT EDGE!

AND THESE ONES LOOK LIKE STEPPING STONES!

AND THESE ONES ARE SO NICE!

AND THERE WAS THIS ONE THAT DIDN'T LOOK LIKE THE REST AND LOOKS REALLY COLD!

AND THIS WAS THE SUNSET!

AND THESE ONES LOOK PORTALISH!

I LOVE CLOUDS!

[starringbaguette]

op did you just take closeups of romantic era oil paintings or something

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[mminimatumo]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stimman4000]

goodnight to sexy evil people only

[stimman4000]

everyone adding characters to this is wrong except whoever added doofenshmirtz

[thedarkdomain]

Wait a minute…

[scrabblezard]

This is what American politics is like

[miiriya]

[bemassa]

I’ve been laughing for 5 minutes

[thestuffedalligator]

This was funnier in my head

[tiny-sub-bun]

If this was funnier in your head, I’m astonished you’re not just wheezing and laughing silently on the floor

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

My favourite math fact is that 0.9999999.. is equal to 1. Exactly. Not approximately. Not as a rounded number. 0.9999 (recurring) is exactly 1.

[transsexual-dandelions]

Question. How the fuck does that work?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I tried explaining it here:

[secondaristh]

Here’s another perspective on why .999... repeating is exactly equal to 1.

For any two distinct real numbers, we can always find a rational number strictly between them, i.e. that rational number must be able to be expressed as a terminating decimal or a repeating decimal.  To be clear, that rational number is strictly between the two values; it is not allowed to be equal to either.

Suppose k is a rational number strictly between 1 and 0.9999....  If this is possible, then, I can write k exactly as either a decimal with finite digits, or I can write k as a repeating decimal.  The problem is, there are no decimals with finite digits between 1 and 0.999... , and there is no way to write a repeating decimal that is greater than 0.999... and still less than 1.  Either way, a k strictly between 1 and 0.999... does not exist.  The only way this can be true is if those two numbers are not actually distinct.  That is to say, 1 = 0.999.....

[oysters-aint-for-me]

i truly appreciate how math seems like it’s this infallible always-true only-one-answer thing, when in reality math is just like:

[wheeloffortune-design]

so what I understand is that separate numbers do not exist, they all fuse into each other, indivisible at the microscopical level, and what we call numbers is just our perception of it. ok. yeah. sure. 

[greenhairedfae]

numbers are fake like gender is fake. 

[greenhairedfae]

to explain, both are arguably useful systems for understanding shit but ultimately they are human. We make interesting shit.

[shitpostbot5k]

[stolentweets]

[thebootydiaries]

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

[super-metroid]

“population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “how fast can people fuck?”

[kokkuri3]

You’re missing an important part of this, here.

“Population growth” is just a formal mathematical way of saying “How fast can people fuck and also die?”

[super-metroid]

actually its more like “how much faster are people fucking than they are dying?”

[maxburgiv-deactivated20181216]

fuck to death ratio

[super-metroid]

exactly

[gamecubewizard]

rate of smash and pass

[showerthoughtspost]

If you stick your feet in the sand, the entire world becomes your shoes.