שׂמחה

Genuinely just here for a good time

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[nonbinannytranny]

Strega Nona

Fuck

Marry

Kill

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[lostxanadu]

hang on i'm gonna cry a little thinking abt how g-d promised avraham that his descendants would be as numerous as the stars in the sky and now among millions of descendants there are thousands who literally carry his name, go up to the torah as b'nei avraham v'sarah. that's our mom and dad!

[animatedamerican]

wanna cry a little more? think about how Avraham and Sarah both had trouble believing they could have a child at their advanced age, and then think about how many many centuries later they are still having children who carry their name.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[targetedknowledge]

[ewoly5]

[fairycosmos]

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

[awesomebutunpractical]

You can have any animal for a pet. Any complications such as “keeping the animal healthy and happy” and “the time and effort it would take to keep happy and healthy pet” and “keeping yourself uneaten” and “the pet I want is kind of extinct” have all been solved perfectly. You don’t have to think of that.

What is your pet?

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[emnesoi0]

this is the future liberals want

[clumsypuppy]

this has been plaguing my mind for days

[sandwichguy2004]

Beautiful place to get Hit by a Train

[fleetn-crab85]

i loved The Court Jester (1956) so much i wish hypnotism was real

[lieutenant-columbro]

"sir, ya tell me dat the pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, is that right? and so tha chalice from the palace has the brew dat is true...say, wait a minute. that couldn't be right! it's jus' that they broke the chalice from the palace, ya see? so dat means the pellet with the poison's, in the er, uh, lemme think about tis for a momen'...hey, i got it! tha pellet wit da poison's in the flagon with the dragon and the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true! gee whiz, an' i thought gettin' my morning joe in was a hassle..."

[molabuddy]

the magic growing dinosaur and the housefly (happy make a terrible comic day!)

[theuglymachine]

I was commissioned to make a spearhead in the shape of a great egret

[fairycosmos]

a small thing i learned from my sister dying is that i really would rather the people i love be a burden than be whatever the hell else they'd be if they weren't. yes even if it's messy and not always fair and hard completely inconvenient for everyone involved. even if it's weird. even if i'm rolling my eyes a bit inside sometimes. i just want you to bother me. please always bother me

[fairycosmos]

like "it's rotten work" "not to me not if it's you" actually sometimes it's still rotten work. even if it's you. and i'd still do it a million times over