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I'm an art student who loves Van Gogh, books, Disney movies, plants, donuts, animals, adventures, and learning about people. Oh, and flamingos.

[reallyabitch]

good morning everyone my pig stole a box of top ramen out of the pantry, ate 11 bags, then laid in the noodley carnage how are you all doing

[reallyabitch]

[reallyabitch]

omg i am getting a ton of comments and messages worrying if he’s okay so here’s an update:

he is totally fine! he tears the plastic open and ate only the noodles, didn’t touch the flavor packets either. then he slept it off all day. he actually went to the vet on monday for a check up and they said he is very healthy, just a little fat (150 pounds!)

Thank you all for your concern his royal highness is a-okay he just does what he wants

[reallyabitch]

his royal swineness……………..

[cteachercrushl]

I want to feel his body against mine as he whispers things he shouldn’t in my ear.

[teachercrushm]

I love grown ass men with strong arms, toned chests, styled hair, rough beards/stubble, and good cologne.

[memeculture69]

[pippin-the-chicken]

[primordialnoodlesoup]

AWWWWWWWWWWW LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE FLOOF

[2-shane-s]

Date someone who will date you

[methfall]

Need me a freak like that

[neontalk]

[teraboolove]

This was exactly what I expected and more

[primordialnoodlesoup]

my favourite music video

[shrimp-bird]

Yee

and dare I say it,

Haw

[9res-deactivated20170222]

*pops out of my coffin at my funeral* MAYBE IT’S THE WAY SHE WALKED

[soothingmask1]

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

[serotina]

Dirby woke us up at 8 AM with another impromptu ukulele serenade. this little one brings so much happiness.

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Bonus: the snoring

[basketcasemp3]

name a more iconic duo than me and procrastination. go ahead, i’ll wait. 

[thundergrace]

of course you will

[kidwillie-deactivated20190814]

me watching ross and rachel’s love story develop over 4 seasons;

me skipping 2 seasons just to watch chandler and monica begin; 

[primordialnoodlesoup]

Yaaaaaasssss

Ross was an abusive dude boyfriend with anger management issues and no one likes him k bye

[friends-daily]

my two moods.

[baeowulfsblog]

kinda in the mood for someone to make me moan uncontrollably

[spiceprofs-deactivated20210411]

you know what I love?

when he tries to be funny and you laugh at whatever he said

and when you look up he’s already looking at you and flashing you the brightest smile ever

it’s times like these when I wish I could at least be friends with him.

[flamingofeet-blog1]

Tumblr reminding me once again I'm not alone.

[universitytc]

*me, at boys my age*: fuck off

*me, at men twice my age*: fuck me