endless stream of memes

[flannelsheep]

Well boiz. It's been real ✌🏻🤟🏻

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[thejunglenook]

This joke is lethal

[onlytwitterpics]

[animatedtext]

requested by weebsauceandpotatoes 

[bandtshirt]

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

[officialpigeon]

“Money can’t make you happy”

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

[sunnyratto]

How to get me to fall in love with you

Have finger prints like no other

Blue-ish brown-ish green-ish eyes

Smile wide

Have an arm on either side of your torso (or be able to use itunes.)

[iridessence]

me: I am relatively young, i think

my joints any time i move:

[steamcleanmymind-deactivated201]

[rotking]

boom click the sound of my dick

[the-grilch-gungus-deactivated20]

when I masturbate it sounds like a microwave door slamming rapidly over and over so this post is a mood

[rotking]

[sparrow-va]

THE BEAT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON

[typewriter-is-holy-deactivated2]

[disneyfolk]

DISNEYFOLK’S A-side / B-side Event → [ SIDE A ]: Favorite Song: Reflection - Mulan

When will my reflection show who I am inside?

[amtrax]

Everyone to staff: fix it

Staff:

[wereralph]

THIS POST GOT FLAGGED IM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT

[unfollowfriday]

me when astrology doesnt match my personality: this is liberal hippie trash and honestly, I am the one who decides what kind of person I am, not some con artist trying to make a quick buck

me when astrology matches my personality: this is honestly so scary, i can literally feel the planets aligning and I am one with the earth, moon and the stars *grabs handful of dirt for no reason*

[fakehistory]

Tekashi 6ix9ine’s first day in prison (2018)

[insomniac-arrest]

entering 2019 like

tumblr is now a christian website