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If you notice that a man is respectful of women, please don't assume that it's because he was "raised right".
He could have been raised by abusive parents, struggled to understand right and wrong because of them, then figured it out after finding a better source of information and role models.
He easily could have become that way despite how he was raised, not because of how he was raised.
I grew up in a country where lgbt was illegal and there was death penalty for it, and marraiges were seen as a must. I saw no one like me in the media, genderqueer, aroace spec and people who liked the same gender (also sucks to people you say gay isn't real, and you only become gay after influence-mf, take me for example, I never heard of lgbt until my teens, and I've been like this since childhood). My family is also transphobic and homophobic, and will force me into a marraige. But, we moved to Scotland. I still haven't come out to my family, and they make a lot of homophobic remarks, but Scotland's a pro lgbt country. I met other queer people, and a lot of them helped figure out my identity. My school has a pride club, One time, there was a pride event, and my school said on the consent form it was just a equality trip so I was able to go as well. I also now have a qpr partner, and hopefully we'll move out from our homes and move in together!
sounds like you've been on quite the journey - but so glad things are looking up for you now! hope you had a great time at the pride event with your new friends!
Embody
Part 2: Home
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tw: child abandonment, blood
Macbeth enters Hamlet's home: a small cabin in the forest that borders the city. The young boy looks around curiously, and fixates on a white orchid on a nearby shelf. The flower is well taken care of, and it has a small red spot in the center. Macbeth stares at the plant in wonder, prompting Hamlet to move closer in curiosity.
“You've never seen something like that, have you?” Hamlet asks, feeling bad for the poor boy.
“No,” Macbeth answers plainly.
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Part 1
tw: death of a child, child abandonment, child neglect, child abuse, gore, blood, dark themes
Author's Note: This is the first part of what is planned to be quite a long series. I've had this story idea for years, and I'm finally putting it into words. It's pretty edgy, but I want to share it anyways.
The man stands at a grave, staring at the faded nameplate with a frown. He lets out a soft sigh, and slowly places a bundle of dried lavender flowers in front of the headstone. When he raises his head he notices a young boy on his knees at the edge of the graveyard. The man looks at the lavender he left before moving towards the boy. He looks around for any adults that may be accompanying the boy, but he finds none.
Still rocking an NFT icon in this day and age is like seeing a confederate flag on the back of someone’s truck. You lost 100 years ago, fucker, it’s over.
Corvi's Loneliness
Author's Note: This is the first fanfic I've ever written, and it's about the absolutely lovely ConstellationCorvi! Corvi is an agender star bird VTuber from the constellation Corvus, and I've got a few stories about them to post on here. There are also more stories in the works! Go watch ConstellationCorvi on Twitch here:
*:・゚✧ Welcome to the Constellation ✧˖° :* My name is Corvi: a fallen star from the Constellation Corvus! I'm an ENVtuber who plays video ga
They open their eyes slowly. The beauty of space amazes them. They can see more stars than they've ever thought could possibly exist. Nebulae accent the blackness of space, creating beautiful colors. They take in the beauty for a long moment before they realize how odd it is to be weightless. They turn their head, becoming dizzy from the sensation. Space is so much more beautiful than they'd ever dared hope. The sensation of dread takes a few minutes to hit them. Why are they there? What brought them there? Are they alone? If not, what else could be around? The questions race through their mind, causing them to panic. They flail their weightless body, trying to look at all of their surroundings. Then, they look down, and their stomach drops as a sensation of falling overtakes them. They clutch their chest as their breathing increases. Are they falling? Can they even fall? They dare to look up, hoping not to experience the same falling sensation. But this time their body feels as though it's falling upwards. They can't tell if they're even moving. The weightlessness makes it impossible to tell. Nothing they can see is moving relative to them, but they don't know how far away anything is either. they don't enjoy being alone. They don't know if it's been minutes or hours, but they feel lonely. Hearing nothing besides their own thoughts and their heartbeat unnerves them. The only thing they feel once they calm themself is the cold beginning to seep in. The only changing stimulus are a few flickering stars in the distance. The beauty is becoming unnerving to them as they stare at the unchanging landscape of space. They can't help but think about how lonely they are. They've concluded that there are no other living things close enough to them to interact with, good or bad. The isolation is almost worse than the cold, and the boredom. they can't do anything but stare at an unchanging field of stars, and think to themself. Their thoughts aren't too comforting anymore. Hopefully they can awaken in a less lonely place.
Do you think Slenderman and Batman would fist fight eachother for an edgy orphan?
Slenderman's proxys are just his Robins if you think about it.
CAME OUT OF MY DADS PRINTER AT WORK TODAY..........
[image description: a picture of a printed message on a piece of paper. before the message is a picture of pope john paul II smiling and with his hands raised in the air. below it reads:
Hi,
if you're reading this message, it's highly likely that your printer is exposed to the public internet via port forwarding. This means that *anyone* on the internet with some technical knowledge can send print jobs to your printer - or worse, try to exploit it and use it as a part of a global botnet.
If you didn't intend for this, please look into disabling UPnP (Universal Plug and Play) on your router, or remove the port forwarding rule for the port 9100.
~ a friendly catgirl hacker :3
end ID.]
You said it
I’ve had these on my PC for a while and (surprisingly) never had a chance to use them. I’m not happy about finally getting to do so
Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.
Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers
I think “besnouted” being used to refer to animals with snouts is such a wonderful word, it sounds honorary, like they’ve been awarded a great blessing (they have)
You said it
I’ve had these on my PC for a while and (surprisingly) never had a chance to use them. I’m not happy about finally getting to do so
An activate charcoal AND grapefruit smoothie called "what will your meds do ;)"
Actually its a juice
Wait no this was a joke
you're on antidepressants and you drink this you meet the devil
Ok I just want to say activated charcoal is really good for you. Especially if you have an upset stomach. Take it, and it'll absorb all the toxins in your stomach and make you feel better.
Natural remedies are good. They do work. And we shouldn't make fun of them.
You know how they give activated charcoal to dogs and cats if they get into your meds or drink coolant or anything else toxic? That’s because it binds with meds and carries them out of your system without them interacting with your body.
If you’re on meds and drink this bullshit you’re not on your meds today, champ. You may as well have flushed them down the toilet. So kiss goodbye to your blood pressure meds/antidepressants/anything else you’re on and if you’re on the pill I hope you’re ready to be a mom.
Among its other charming traits, activated charcoal can prevent your body from digesting food and absorbing nutrients and oh yeah side effects can include “diarrhea, constipation, vomiting, and blockage of the digestive tract.” (Source)
But ya know, “really good for you.” 🙄
This is gonna be a very unpopular opinion but I don't care
Activated charcoal is a medication, not a food additive, and should not be taken if you're not sick. It absorbs toxins, as well as other chemicals in your stomach. And by toxins I mean actual toxic stuff when you accidentally poison yourself. Not the mysterious "toxins" you get rid of when you "detox". "Detox" is bullshit. You detox by having a working liver. If you're alive and not currently dying of liver failure, odds are you liver is working and therefore you don't need to detox and eat activated charcoal when you're not having food poisoning.
You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.
“You wouldn't just make yourself an ibuprofen latte, so stop putting activated charcoal in everything.”
Just in case someone missed it
Also incredibly important
Also, on the off chance the activated charcoal doesn’t immediately suck everything out of your body, grapefruit is literally the (second) worst possible thing you can eat or drink when you’re on medication, as it interacts with a LOT of them, and you should always double check- https://www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/grapefruit-juice-and-some-drugs-dont-mix
“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body
They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.
That’s terrifying
i got really mad at red today
this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you
“Cars” reboot in the style of the movie “Cats” and all the cars are just humans walking around naked but with a metallic sheen and they have wheels at the end of their limbs. Their faces are human faces but with car headlights instead of eyes.
op i have some bad news for you about another andrew lloyd webber musical
I didn’t want this to be the way I learned about starlight express but here we are