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Filter my blog by #/op if you want my original stupid thoughts. This also filters out all but the latest in any chains.

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[thememedaddy]

[flaredbass]

just started watching season 1 of football when does messi get introduced

[prokopetz]

Given that a lot of folks in kink spaces are bent for the forbidden precisely because it is forbidden, I sometimes wonder how many people there are out there who unironically get horny for workplace and laboratory safety violations. Like, I know for a fact that number isn't zero, but how far above zero is it?

[hollowboobtheory]

tiktok is fun and you can't convince me otherwise bc sometimes the algorithm decides throw you straight into the deep end of some random's personal crisis. I dug around and found context for this but I'm not sharing it

[hollowboobtheory]

I see you ignoring the poop knife

[hollowboobtheory]

is this thing on

[hollowboobtheory]

it's poop knife wednesday

[hollowboobtheory]

i didn’t have to... but i wanted to. reblog.

[hollowboobtheory]

its poop knife wednesday

[hollowboobtheory]

it's poop knife wednesday

[hollowboobtheory]

as many as it takes

[hollowboobtheory]

it's poop knife wednesday

[hollowboobtheory]

it's poop knife wednesday

[hollowboobtheory]

it's poop knife wednedsay

[hollowboobtheory]

it's poop knife wednesday

[flaredbass]

I need food & beverage companies to understand that "original" is not a flavour. Original monster and Original pringles, for example, are shockingly different and do not go together unless ya nasty.

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[egberts]

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

[sator-the-wanderer]

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

[daughterofsarenrae]

To really put it in perspective

[flootzavut]

Immediately I love him

[snuffgurll]

@karcinogen you

[tebutus]

no this guy isn't the smallest carnivore nor the smallest carnivorous vertebrate nor the smallest carnivorous mammal.

but yeah its the smallest critter in the carnivora order which is stupidly named because come on they didn't invent eating meat

lil fella

love the lil fella

[artifacts-and-arthropods]

If you like the least weasel, then you should also check out the least pygmy squirrel (Exilisciurus exilis):

This is the world's smallest squirrel species. Its entire adult length, including the tail, is less than 14cm (5.5 inches).

It can also weigh as little as 12 grams (0.42 oz) which is lighter than a AAA battery.

These adorable little weirdos are found only on the islands of Borneo, Sumatra, and Banggi, in Southeast Asia.

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done fucked me 'usband and sucked me titties

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie I'm a Barbie giwl in a Barbie World. Loife in plastic is bloody fucking fantastic

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done shat in me bloody toilet

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done supered me bloody noodles

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Gooie 'Chocolanda done fucked me bloody eclairs

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done 'Omed me bloody landing!!!

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie, maybe the real 'Omelanda was the friends we made along the bloody way innit

[hostbusters]

oi ughie lamplighter done lit me lamp

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie, what was that mate? Oh yeah datin 'Omelanda is goin pretty well, thanks for askin. We're going to a kink event later. We're gonna be daddy and daddy, see, and the deep is gonna be our puppy boy

[prokopetz]

Look, I get what you're saying, but sometimes you've gotta reach for the low-hanging fruit. Let's get you a proper meal, refill your meds, and unfuck your living space as best we're able; if after that you still want cute girls to kill you with axes, you'll be in a much better physical and mental place to pursue that goal.

[the-muppet-joker]

Looksmaxxing until I turn into Him

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done fucked me 'usband and sucked me titties

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie I'm a Barbie giwl in a Barbie World. Loife in plastic is bloody fucking fantastic

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done shat in me bloody toilet

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done supered me bloody noodles

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Gooie 'Chocolanda done fucked me bloody eclairs

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie 'Omelanda done 'Omed me bloody landing!!!

[flaredbass]

Oi 'Ughie, maybe the real 'Omelanda was the friends we made along the bloody way innit

[flaredbass]

boobs with the fur. all the wookies looking at her.

[cupiidzbow]

what if donkey kong was people 🤔 continuation!

[the-muppet-joker]

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

[garaks-padded-bra]

Weewees beautiful life

[garaks-padded-bra]

Love her or Hate her she smelt that thing. Weewees beautiful life.

[the-muppet-joker]

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!