how to become a mother
1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation
Poopy pants
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
hello vonnie

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Mike Driver
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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Show & Tell
NASA

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we're not kids anymore.
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@flaresandstars
how to become a mother
1) go outside 2) find pigeon 3) grab 4) congratulation
Poopy pants
I rue the day you ever spoke to me
Jake’s respect for the women in his life showing through his actions.
me at school: “when I get home, im catching up on all my work and finishing assignments"
me as soon as I get home:
This is brilliant
Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is
Straight people out here shooting up their own fucking babies
#We did it honey#the evil is defeated (via @beasthenshin)
this is the most white heterosexual nonsense ive ever seen
congrats! your smokebox was blue
this means you will birth a Denim Child
I don’t understand why you are all so offended by this. They found out the genre of their baby by doing something they like to do. WHAT THE FUCK IS THE ISSUE HERE? WHY IS EVERYONE ON THIS WEBSITE SO HYPERSENSITIVE ABOUT EVERYONE ELSES LIVES. BACK TF OUT OF PEOPLES BUSINESS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
The genre of their baby
Easy Listening Baby
Smooth Jazz Baby
post-progressive dreamfunk baby
Honey do you see the dreamy blue hues rippling in the residue of the vaporized car? We’re having a vaporwave baby
ハヤテグッドボーイI N F A N T
>tfw no vaporwave baby
This post is a journey
i had to read through this post that already started off stressfully and now you do too
Uptown funk would’ve made it onto the shrek soundtrack
that’s the truest statement i’ve ever read
when there’s something strange
in your neighborhood
who ya gonna call
GHOSTBUSTERS
The doctor explains how the tardis is bigger on this inside (x)
Help. This actually makes sense.
Indeed, one of the most fascinating moments in Classic Who!
Time And Relative Dimensions In Space
seeing a hot guy walk by like
Reblogging for the sheer hilarity of the gif.
It would be a mistake not to
“Four score and one booty ago damn that’s a fine ass”
I can’t describe how much I love this baby