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Character Development Questions: Hard Mode

Does your character have siblings or family members in their age group? Which one are they closest with?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their mother like?

What is/was your character’s relationship with their father like?

Has your character ever witnessed something that fundamentally changed them? If so, does anyone else know?

On an average day, what can be found in your character’s pockets?

Does your character have recurring themes in their dreams?

Does your character have recurring themes in their nightmares?

Has your character ever fired a gun? If so, what was their first target?

Is your character’s current socioeconomic status different than it was when they were growing up?

Does your character feel more comfortable with more clothing, or with less clothing?

In what situation was your character the most afraid they’ve ever been?

In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

Is your character bothered by the sight of blood? If so, in what way?

Does your character remember names or faces easier?

Is your character preoccupied with money or material possession? Why or why not?

Which does your character idealize most: happiness or success?

What was your character’s favorite toy as a child?

Is your character more likely to admire wisdom, or ambition in others?

What is your character’s biggest relationship flaw? Has this flaw destroyed relationships for them before?

In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

If something tragic or negative happens to your character, do they believe they may have caused or deserved it, or are they quick to blame others?

What does your character like in other people?

What does your character dislike in other people?

How quick is your character to trust someone else?

How quick is your character to suspect someone else? Does this change if they are close with that person?

How does your character behave around children?

How does your character normally deal with confrontation?

How quick or slow is your character to resort to physical violence in a confrontation?

What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

What does your character find repulsive or disgusting?

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

Describe a scenario in which your character feels most uncomfortable.

In the face of criticism, is your character defensive, self-deprecating, or willing to improve?

Is your character more likely to keep trying a solution/method that didn’t work the first time, or immediately move on to a different solution/method?

How does your character behave around people they like?

How does your character behave around people they dislike?

Is your character more concerned with defending their honor, or protecting their status?

Is your character more likely to remove a problem/threat, or remove themselves from a problem/threat?

Has your character ever been bitten by an animal? How were they affected (or unaffected)?

How does your character treat people in service jobs?

Does your character feel that they deserve to have what they want, whether it be material or abstract, or do they feel they must earn it first?

Has your character ever had a parental figure who was not related to them?

Has your character ever had a dependent figure who was not related to them?

How easy or difficult is it for your character to say “I love you?” Can they say it without meaning it?

What does your character believe will happen to them after they die? Does this belief scare them?

#( memes. )#( headcanon. )

@deathlyskilled liked for a starter

it’s easy to have a realization; those things have a tendency to smack you in the face and knock you on your ass before you even know what’s happening. (believe him, he’s been knocked around by enough big realizations in his life to speak confidently from experience.) “hey, you flarked up again” isn’t exactly nice to be hit with, but at the same time, it just — hits.

being the bigger man and doing something about it is a lot harder.

because that drive doesn’t sit ready in his arsenal. he’s not richie, who’d been effortlessly good — too good for this das’t universe. no, when things get difficult, he turns and wanders the other way, from his planet, from the name he’s been given, from the people he’s dragged down with him. turns and wanders the other way, leaving a mess behind him. (some guardian of the galaxy he is.)

but he has to try. he has to, because if he doesn’t, all of this will have been for nothing.

so, with the yelling match with rocket already done, he decides to take a deep breath and start with the hardest place: gamora.

the ship’s engines are still busted, but comms are working. he sits in the pilot's seat idly fiddling with controls for five minutes, ten minutes, thirty minutes, then stares into space for another fifteen before, finally — patching a call through.

maybe she'll answer him, maybe she won't. (likely, he thinks, won't.) but he just has to take this one step at the time, right?

#( threads. )#( with: gamora. )#deathlyskilled #( ic: main verse. )

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#peter quill / star-lord #comics (616) continuity

flarking

this is a starter/plotting call for (616-verse) peter quill, aka star-lord! check out the rules in the description, and mash that like/reblog (or send me a message) for a thing! this post will stay open until further notice.

#ok gives this a reblog approximately a year later

flarking

#( ooc. )#( starter call. )#( plotting call. )#[ gives this a reblog while i'm getting started here for real! ]

“[text] [img attached: garbage can] i found your twin”

insult sentence starters | accepting!

he actually laughs out loud, for about a solid 15-20 seconds, before sending back:

sure it isn’t yours? looks almost exactly like you, richie. spitting image.

#( asks. )#( answered. )#( richard. )#golddome #( insult starters meme. )

splattermemes-deactivated202007

insult sentence starters

“You’re the walking personification of a fart.”

“Can you do me a favor? Just…stop breathing.”

“You uncultured swine.”

“Wow, look what the cat dragged in…”

“You’re about as useful as an expired coupon.”

“Who let you in here?”

“And here, ladies and gentlemen, we have the world’s biggest turd.”

“Please, shut up. Shut – stop talking. I’m going to kill you.”

“Have you ever thought about why no one likes you?”

“When I see you, all I think is ‘uuuugh’.”

“Shh. Stupid people shouldn’t talk.”

“Wanna know why I’m sitting? It’s because I can’t STAND you.”

“I hope you choke. Okay, no I don’t, that’s a little extreme. But leave!”

“Were you raised by wolves?”

“[text] [img attached: garbage can] i found your twin”

“How can you see when your head’s so far up your ass?”

“If I had a time machine, I’d make sure that you were never born.”

“Can do you something right for a change?”

“Be quiet. Forever.”

“Hey, could you get a little lower? No, lower. Six feet under.”

“Your mother breeds like a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.”

“If I could, I’d recreate the pie scene from The Help.”

“You’re dumber than a pole.”

“I hate your face.”

“You look awful. Like always.”

“I hate you more than I hate myself.”

“Think of it like this: I’m Beyonce. You’re Iggy Azalea.”

“Hey, jackass. I see you’re more jackass-y than usual today.”

“I see that they’ll let just anybody in here…”

“Where’s your warning label?”

“Look, I’m sorry, okay? I’m sorry that I’m just better than you in every way.”

“Does your mother ever reflect on her mistakes? Mistakes like you.”

#( memes. )#( sentence starters. )

❛ so you saw what happened and you did nothing? ❜ (616-Gamora)

kid gorgeous at radio city starters | accepting!

he can’t do anything right when it comes to gamora these days – or, really, when it comes to any of them. the guardians have been hanging by a fragile thread that’s only gotten more fragile with each day since they’d managed to leave earth; pretty soon, he’s sure the whole thing is going to implode right before his eyes. gamora doesn’t speak to him except to chide or yell, drax barely acknowledges him with a grunt when he passes by, and even rocket has almost nothing to say. only groot seems to somewhat like him.

it’s fair. he can admit he’s the one who flarked up with the thanos mess. bigtime.

still, if they’re going to accomplish anything at all, if they’re going to be at least some fraction of a team (which they should, because personal issues aside, the guardians still stand for something – he believes that now as much as he ever did in the days after the end of the phalanx invasion), they have to communicate somehow. functionally. it means actually talking through things instead of all this petty sniping, and it means standing in the same room like actual civil professionals for more than five minutes at a time.

it doesn’t mean getting the finger pointed at him for drax’s face almost being blown off by one of rocket’s guns earlier.

half-empty mug of coffee in one hand, and he pinches the bridge of his nose with the other.

“it wasn’t my problem,” he says, eyes still closed behind his fingers. “i’m trying to stay out of things that aren’t.”

he doesn’t mean to let the bite creep into his tone, but his patience only goes so far. he’s trying; he can at least be met a third of the way.

#( asks. )#( answered. )#( gamora. )#murderiss

guardiansdaily

Peter Quill and Richard Rider in Guardians of the Galaxy #147

#( visual. )#( r: i told you so. )#( s: guardians 2017 )#( queue. )

refreshing on some stuff, and.... these comics are a gem

#( ooc. )#( s: guardians 2008 )#[ i love drax ]#[ it tastes like regret ghfdjks ]

guardiansdaily

Be advised, we are dropping directly into a region where space-time is tearing apart.

Conditions are likely to be unsettling.

#( visual. )#( s: guardians 2008 )#( queue. )

squirreltailedgirl-blog

Like or Reblog if you are an Active Marvel blog!

I need people to roleplay with on like… three different blog.

#( ooc. )

ohisms-a

* VIOLENT STARTER PROMPTS !

◬ - for your muse to hold a knife to mine’s throat ۵ - for your muse to shoot my muse ⍚ - for your muse to pull a gun on mine ⌬ - for your muse to nick mine with a blade ⍉ - for your muse to wrap their hands around my muse’s throat ⌔ - for your muse to claw at my muse with their nails ∇ - for your muse to punch mine in the face ❈ - for your muse to draw a sword on mine ὕ - for your muse to stab mine with a blade ✵ - for your muse to kick mine while they’re down ⑄ - for your muse to attempt to drown mine ⑆ - for your muse to throw mine down to the ground

* add ‘+ switch’ to reverse the roles !

#( memes. )#( sentence starters. )

ohisms-a

* JOHN MULANEY ; KID GORGEOUS AT RADIO CITY .

❛ this is so much nicer than what i’m about to do. ❜ ❛ it’s really… it’s really tragic. ❜ ❛ what a historic and beautiful and deeply haunted establishment. ❜ ❛ i keep walking through cold spots. ❜ ❛ i wonder who that used to be! ❜ ❛ that’s where we are conversation-wise in our relationship. ❜ ❛ well, here goes nothing - you ever seen a ghost? ❜ ❛ you ever seen a ghost? ❜ ❛ — which is the BEST answer. ❜ ❛ say more right now! ❜ ❛ LET’S CHANGE THE SUBJECT! ❜ ❛ this is a weird topic. ❜ ❛ none of us truly know our fathers. ❜ ❛ that’s just the setup to my story, so forget about that poor son of a bitch. ❜ ❛ and where were you? ❜ ❛ so you saw what happened and you did nothing? ❜ ❛ let me ask you this - in nazi germany… ❜ ❛ just explain to me this - how are you BETTER than a nazi? ❜ ❛ when he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❜ ❛ we don’t have time to unpack ALL of that. ❜ ❛ what would leonard bernstein do? ❜ ❛ tell him we’re here! ❜ ❛ this is the closest we get in adult life to assemble. ❜ ❛ you bought tickets, you knew this was coming. ❜ ❛ i guess they’re finally gonna kill us all. ❜ ❛ we are pretty big assholes. ❜ ❛ i used to smoke crack. ❜ ❛ freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❜ ❛ sit up straight! show some respect! ❜ ❛ i want to talk about what happened yesterday. ❜ ❛ oh, you mean like - having friends? ❜ ❛ — and they may just have to kill you over it! ❜ ❛ none of that matters, but it’s important to me that you know that. ❜ ❛ that was the general tone. ❜ ❛ you remember the scourge of muggings when you were in second and third grade? ❜ ❛ this was at NINE in the MORNING. ❜ ❛ now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm! ❜ ❛ a phone book doesn’t leave bruises! ❜ ❛ i’m still terrified of secondary locations. ❜ ❛ if i’m at a place, i never wanna go to another place. ❜ ❛ i thought i’d be dead in a truck with my hand hanging out of the taillight by now. ❜ ❛ GIVE US SOME MONEY. ❜ ❛ WE WANT A GIFT. BUT ONLY IF IT’S MONEY. ❜ ❛ what kind of a cokehead relative? you SPENT IT already? ❜ ❛ i gave you more money than the civil war cost and you fucking spent it already? ❜ ❛ if you’re an adult still giving money to your college, college is a $120,000 hooker, and you are an idiot who fell in love with her. she’s not going to do anything else for you. ❜ ❛ hey, it’s been a while since you’ve given us money! ❜ ❛ because you should be concerned! ❜ ❛ hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ‘cause it sounds like he sucks, and i’ll totally kill that guy for you. ❜ ❛ i’m in a new phase right before ‘old’ called gross. ❜ ❛ but only you know where the bathroom is. ❜ ❛ i smell a robot. prove - prove, prove. prove to me you’re not a rOBOT. ❜ ❛ look at these curvy letters! much curvier than most letters, wouldn’t you say? ❜ ❛ is it an E, or is it a 3? that’s up to ye! ❜ ❛ but now it’s time for the robot test! ❜ ❛ fuckiNG WH A T? ❜ ❛ think about that for 2 minutes and tell me you don’t want to walk into the ocean. ❜ ❛ thank you for clapping for my political gazebo material. i’m very brave. ❜ ❛ everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❜ ❛ things are getting pretty sticky. ❜ ❛ it’s like there’s a horse… loose in a hospital. ❜ ❛ i think everything’s eventually going to be okay, but i have no idea what’s going to happen next. ❜ ❛ get out of here with that SHIT. ❜ ❛ WE’RE WELL PAST THAT. ❜ ❛ i dare you to do it. i want you to do it. ❜ ❛ i don’t remember that in hamilton. ❜ ❛ it’s tomorrow now. ❜ ❛ just because you’re accurate does not mean you’re interesting. ❜ ❛ you might think that’s an ignorant answer, but it’s not. it’s a great answer. ❜ ❛ i don’t care for these new nazis, and you may quote me on that. ❜ ❛ i know all that, how do YOU know all that? ❜ ❛ i’m allowed to make fun of ___. i asked them, and they said yes. ❜ ❛ the bread of bread is bread. bread is god is bread. ❜ ❛ it’s just… dads, singing SO loud. ❜ ❛ GOD CAN’T HEAR YOU. ❜

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