You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Jules of Nature
Peter Solarz

if i look back, i am lost
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Acquired Stardust

Kaledo Art
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Keni
occasionally subtle
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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You really can’t find this type of humor anywhere else
Education is My Only Escape—But I Can’t Do It Alone
🎓 Education is more than just learning—it’s survival.
I have lost everything to war. My mother, my sister, my home. But I refuse to let it take my future too. I dream of going to university, not just to study, but to rebuild my life, to create a future beyond the destruction I’ve known.
I want my brothers to have that chance too. 🔹 One wants to be a doctor, to heal. 🔹 Another an engineer, to rebuild. 🔹 The youngest? He just wants to be a kid.
But how can we study when we don’t even have a home?
💙 With Your Help, We Can Change This Even a small donation can help us get back on our feet, find stability, and continue our education. If you can’t donate, sharing this post helps us reach others who can.
My name is Naser AbuThaher , and my world has been shattered by war. I lost my beloved mother and sister in an attack that took them away fr
🙏 Thank you for standing with us.
Rod Serling was so done with the USA
That little guy from Brooklyn, who was too dumb not to run away from a fight? We’re all following him.
Every time I see this quote I realize how poor even very smart people are at looking at the long game and at assessing these things in context.
One of my favourite illustrations of this was in a First Aid class. The instructor was a working paramedic. He asked, “Who here knows the stats on CPR? What percentage of people are saved by CPR outside a hospital?”
I happen to know but I’m trying not to be a TOTAL know it all in this class so I wait. And people guess 50% and he says, “Lower,” and 20% and so forth and eventually I sort of half put up my hand and I guess I had The Face because he eventually looked at me and said, “You know, don’t you.”
“My mom’s a doc,” I said. He gave me a “so say it” gesture and I said, “Four to ten percent depending on your sources.”
Everyone else looked surprised and horrified.
And the paramedic said, “We’re gonna talk a bit about some details of those figures* but first I want to talk about just this: when do you do CPR?”
The class dutifully replies: when someone is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse.
“What do we call someone who is unconscious, not breathing, and has no pulse?”
The class tries to figure out what the trick question is so I jump over the long pause and say, “A corpse.”
“Right,” says the paramedic. “Someone who isn’t breathing and has no heartbeat is dead. So what I’m telling you is that with this technique you have a 4-10% chance of raising the dead.”
So no, artists did not stop the Vietnam War from happening with the sheer Power of Art. The forces driving that military intervention were huge, had generations of momentum and are actually pretty damn complicated.
But if you think the mass rejection of the war was as meaningless as a soufflé - well.
Try sitting here for ten seconds and imagining where we’d be if the entire intellectual and artistic drive of the culture had been FOR the war. If everyone thought it was a GREAT IDEA.
What the whole world would look like.
Four-to-ten percent means that ninety to ninety-six percent of the time - more than nine times out of ten - CPR will do nothing, but that one time you’ll be in the company of someone worshipped as an incarnate god.
If you think the artists and performers attacking and showing up people like Donald Trump is meaningless try imagining a version of the world wherein they weren’t there.
(*if you’re curious: those stats count EVERY reported case of CPR, while the effectiveness of it is extremely time-related. With those who have had continuous CPR from the SECOND they went down, the number is actually above 80%. It drops hugely every 30 seconds from then on. When you count ALL cases you count cases where the person has already been down several minutes but a bystander still starts CPR, which affects the stats)
That Vonnegut quote brings this particular moment to mind:
Yes, it’s just a pie. Yes, the pie itself doesn’t do much direct damage in the grand scheme of things. But the pie is resistance, and resistance inspires resistance. Resistance inspires survival. Throwing pies sometimes starts a movement. Throwing pies sometimes saves lives.
And of course, we haven’t spoken about the inherent morality of throwing pies at oppressors in a world where oppressors have outlawed pie throwing. At the very least, pie throwing is a reminder to the oppressors that no matter how much money they have, no matter how much power they have, there are still some people, some moments they can’t control.
I’d rather go out throwing pies than just rolling over and accepting that pie throwing isn’t going to solve anything. Yeah, the pie throwing doesn’t immediately solve the problem, but it doesn’t have to because it’s just a starting point. So throw the damn pie.
So throw the damn pie
I believe in Luigi Mangione.
I believe in the shooter who killed that CEO.
I do not believe they are the same person.
I believe the NYPD is lying to us and putting it on an innocent man to prove a point.
Do not let that point be proven.
Sora lore
Hmmm I know octopuses are generally sweet and gentle and are just curious sea puppies (and I love them!), that being said, the thoughts of being dragged by my feet by one of them into the deep and dark ocean is… safe to say new fear has been unlocked
Source
Marine biologist here: this is the giant pacific octopus, one of the largest species of octopus and cephalopod on earth! And while intimidating, and technically powerful enough to do so, most octopuses do not have reason or instinct to pull a grown adult into the water, as their natural diet is comprised of a very different prey of mollusks, crustaceans, and small fish. (And occasionally each-other) This guy was most likely just curious, as octopuses can have the mental capacity of a small child, making them one of the most intelligent animals in the world. And although yes, all octopuses are venomous to some extent, the potency of the giant pacific octopus, though painful, is not fatally dangerous to humans if treated properly, and is only inflicted through bite from their powerful beaks, which are rarely used on humans. it is also not typically aggressive to us, with only about 4 documented attacks on divers having been recorded in the past 25 years or more. As long as you are calm and careful, you will be ok. What an amazing experience. Protect your marine ecosystems so we can ensure a future for these incredible animals!
Keep your messaging simple:
“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”
That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.
Trump removed bird safety regulations in his first term and now bird flu is killing so many laying hens that eggs are $5 a carton
Trump removed food safety standards his first term and now we have recalls every few weeks
Trump cut the subsidies for the solar farms under construction so now electricity costs more
Trump disbanded the pandemic response team and we now we have bird flu and tuberculosis outbreaks
Hello, my name is Mosab Elderawi, and I am trying to survive.
I never thought I would have to ask strangers for help, but I lost 25 family members in a single attack.
💔 My mother is gone. My sisters are gone. My nieces, my uncles—taken away in an instant. 💔 Our home was destroyed completely. 💔 We have been displaced twice, moving from place to place, trying to find shelter.
Even after everything, I refuse to give up.
🏠My younger siblings still have dreams. I want to help them hold onto hope, even when everything feels impossible. 🙏 But right now, we have nothing. No home. No stability. No certainty about what happens next.
I am asking for help, not because I want to, but because I have no choice.
Even $5 could bring us a step closer to stability. And if you can’t donate, sharing this post could help us reach someone who can.
Thank you for being part of this journey. Thank you for giving us hope.
My name is Mosab Elderawi, and I am a survivor of the war in Gaza. Life as I knew it has been completely destroyed. I have lost my home, my
modern art
This looks like art from a 1980s pop album.
Is this anything
USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.
Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.
If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.
Are you with me?
Spread the word.
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When Donald Trump reentered office, one of his first calls to action was to end several DEI initiatives in the federal government.
'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.
I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.
I looked up the media coverage, because it's a good way to know if this will be counterculture and easily ignored, or mainstream as people who might not see it elsewhere will hear it in the news.
Holy shit, y'all.
DO IT.
Forbes is handwringing. When Forbes handwrings, they're scared. Media Bias Fact Check rates them least biased and mostly factual, and slightly right politically, with high credibility.
CBS, sharing on MSN News.
The Root, a magazine about Black culture, available in English, Spanish, and French. Media Bias Fact Check rates them left-biased, mostly factual, and high credibility.
USA TODAY, and USA TODAY, and USA TODAY. For those of you who don't travel often, you should know this is the physical newspaper you're most likely to find in a middle-class hotel or a truck stop. This is their online edition, but the large amount of coverage suggests it may be in their print edition, too.
Newsweek.
AZ Central on two different days. This is my "local" paper (it's the online edition of rhetorical Arizona Republic), but by local I mean it is statewide with a large readership and its articles often get picked up and cited as a reputable source by national media.
AOL News.
An editorial for MSN News urging people to take part.
I'm also seeing a lot of coverage in the kind of tiny little papers that serve just a couple of counties, where those towns will be buckling under the weight of greedflation and corpofedual policies and the residents will be ready to raise hell. States I'm seeing represented by these include North Carolina, western New York, Louisiana, New Jersey, and Ohio. Notice something interesting there? It's states from all across the political spectrum.
It's going to be a thing. Take part.
whenever i see a post about someone wondering how an  asexual and a sexual can be in a healthy relationship there’s always someone being applauded for saying well asexuals can have sex too or just because someone’s asexual doesn’t mean they won’t have sex but i have never, not once, EVER seen someone say well hey, some sexuals don’t have sex. you can have a full relationship without sex. just throwing it out there
Weiss is a really good person
W-Weiss is... is a really good person! Really! She- She's kind and smart and, uh, responsible! Yeah! She takes responsibility really well, unlike some people- Like, uh, Ruby! Yeah! Ruby's nothing like Weiss, because Weiss is, um, a great leader! The best leader, actually! She always knows what to do, always makes the right calls, and she's just... just so trustworthy! She's never made a mistake, not once, not ever! And even if she did- not that she would- she would definitely take full responsibility for it, because that's just the kind of girl Weiss is! She's fair, and strong, and, uh, really, really good at being in charge! Way better than Ruby, who, um, honestly doesn't even compare! Seriously! So, uh, yeah, Weiss is amazing! And that's the truth! The absolute, undeniable truth! Heh... Heh... C-Can I go now?
"I would like to read the following statement. But I do so out of-"
(Myrtenaster points at the reader)
"M-my own free will."
Every Trump and Musk lie unravels in two seconds. #SocialSecurity
Evangelicals don't have a problem with Elon's serial abortions.