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interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?
bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry
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the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
has this been made before
fym this isn't literally what happened in that video
i really don't think i'll ever get over how much d3r loved avery
Guys who went through the horrors to find their wife
âbits to use in everyday conversationsâ
(To the tune of Rasputin): BLEH BLEH DRACULA, KING OF TRANSYLVANIA, HE IS A BAT AND ALSO A MAN
oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though
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how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth
#i like to think data took him all the way to the brig tossed him in and left#and then came back 60 seconds later and was like âi believe i have successfully played a âpractical jokeâ on you :)â#riker loses it & claps him on the back like âwow. good job u rly had me going. dont ever fucking do that againâ Perfect.
Actually itâs 73 seconds. Data, knowing something of how human minds work, estimates that Riker will give him 60 seconds to come back (because humans prefer âround numbersâ, however arbitrary the units). After 60 seconds it will take 4 seconds for Riker to fully process the conclusion that Data is, in fact, not coming back after all, and an additional 9 seconds to build to the optimum level of anxiety.Â
After all, comedy is timing.
If I had a Death Note I'd use the death control rules to try to make entertaining scenarios. I'd list seven different world-destroying billionaires under "burns to death on a livestream on a mega yacht" and set it for the maximum allowed time of death after writing and see if the Death Note can create a livestreamed billionaire yacht party that goes horribly wrong in one month.
I would also cause so much collateral damage. The rules specify that you can't peripherally kill others with the Note, but they say nothing about listing deaths as "AI server farm explosion" or "military drone factory collapse"
#eventually it would do that one joke that goes#a bunch of billionaires wind up on a cruise ship and it starts sinking. one of them starts praying:#god I have done some terrible shit but there's so many people here! they are innocent surely you can't let them all drown#and then a voice from heaven replies: oh fuck no. do you have any idea how much work it took to get ALL OF YOU FUCKERS up here?
One fantastic thing about the Death Note is (I don't recall this explanation in the anime, but it was explicitly explained in the manga) you can't use it to peripherally kill people. Only the person you name and picture dies. Otherwise Light could try to kill targets whose names he doesn't know by finding the names of those close to them and writing in murder-suicides or whatever. So if you kill five billionaires in a yacht fire that otherwise wouldn't have happened, the serving staff etc. will survive their fated lifespan. (The remaining lifespan thing has always been pretty awkward re: causality; we know that using the Death Note to kill people does change the lifespan of others via its influence on the world so one would imagine that it should shorten other lifespans and not being able to shorten them to a near-immediate death seems arbitrary, but let's not poke at that fabric lest we start wearing pot holes into it.)
So far as I'm aware, there's no provisions for causing other consequences to people, though; this plan might risk severely burning staff members, or get some of them arrested if the Note uses them to deliberately cause the fire that they wouldn't have otherwise lit. But one can always go for a non-fire option, or have the billionaires drunkenly take a sailboat out with no staff, or whatever.
I haven't watched or read Death Note, but I did look up the rules established by the series as I've also wondered about how clever one could be.
In the particular case of "A, B and C die in a fiery yacht explosion", if the yacht explosion would kill other people, they'd just die of heart attacks instead. If one of them was piloting the yacht and their death would cause the yacht to kill somebody else, they'll die of a heart attack at the soonest point after the scheduled time of death such that their death won't be the proximate cause of somebody else's death. (Can deaths caused by the Death Note cause collateral damage short of death? Maybe, but I suspect invoking them in the death condition would either result in those conditions being ignored, or the victim dying of a heart attack instead: it's a Death Note, not a Fractured Arm Note.)
(Pulling back from the billionaire example: a surgeon won't die in the middle of surgery if this would kill the patient, but it's permitted that somebody might die sooner as the result of the surgeon no longer being available to operate on them. Curiously, Shinigami will see the indirect victim's lifespan as it would have been had the surgeon not died.)
I feel that the rules on disease are illustrative of the limits of the Death Note:
"X will die of COVID in 10 days" will result in them contracting COVID and dying in 10 days.
"X will die of lung cancer in 10 days" will result in them dying of a heart attack in 10 days, unless they already have a case of lung cancer that could reasonably kill them.
"X will die of lung cancer" (with no time specified) will cause them to get a case of aggressive lung cancer, which will kill them as soon as it realistically can, even if that time is outside of the typical 23 day window the Death Note operates in.
There are also rules indicating that the conditions of death must be physically possible, and reasonably carried out by that human. This prevents deaths like "X explodes into a swarm of kittens" and "X dies while reentering Earth's atmosphere" (unless e.g. X is an astronaut).
While not explicitly stated, I suspect:
If you indicate that somebody is killed by a falling meteor, the Death Note will strive to get them into a position where a meteor of sufficient size was going to fall anyway. It's not going to violate conservation of mass to summon one into existence, nor conservation of energy to shove one towards Earth. If there's no viable meteor candidate reachable under normal circumstances: heart attack.
You might be able to specify another person as an agent of an accidental death, but you can't use the Death Note to force somebody to become a murderer unless they were already inclined to murder the victim: the Death Note will provide opportunity, but not motive or inclination. (This is heavily inferred from a rule stating that "all humans are thought to posses the potential to commit suicide".)
Expanding on the above, the fact that the Death Note can manipulate plausible accidents to happen indicates that it must be capable of influencing the behaviour of people other than the one listed in the Death Note, but I suspect that influence is minimal. Influence over the named victim is greater, but still has limits: nobody will hijack a plane just to make it to their appointed time and place of death.
On the feasibility of an "AI server farm explosion", you'd need a reasonable way for the server farm to explode (gas leak?), a means for the victim to be inside, and a high likelihood that nobody else is present at the time.
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My recipe for causing chaos with a Death Note would be to have a lot of "accidental" deaths at the hands of various second-in-commands. Sure, pushing their boss down the stairs was an accident, but good luck convincing the rest of the world of that when they're the immediate beneficiary of their boss's death! This will help preemptively erode the power of the victim's replacement (also probably a shitty human being), and also sew paranoia amongst the victim's peers.
It's worth noting that the "control a person to do something they would reasonably do" rule is VERY loose. Light kills someone via suicide and people note that the suicide was extremely out of character for her and a suspicious reaction to her fiance's death. He kills a few prisoners and has them write notes on their prison walls before death that contain a coded message to L that the prisoners are unaware of; the messages themselves (which are about being frightened of Kira) are grammatically consistent and things that the prisoners could reasonably write, but they have no idea what the coded message is. On the other hand, having them straightup write something that they wouldn't naturally write like "I know that L is suspicious of the Japanese police" (when the prisoners have no reason to say this and no idea what the L/police situation is) does not work.
At one point, Light kills an FBI agent via an extremely elaborate prewritten death that involves the agent (unknowingly) writing the name of his superior in the Death Note and causing that superior, immediately before his death, to send all FBI agents on the case a file containing information about all the other agents, so that he can kill them. Sending that file is absolutely not something that the leader of the operation would do without magical coercion, but it is technically possible and does fall within the 'could reasonably do' rules, despite presumably being wildly out of character. The death has to be physically possible, but you can manipulate the victim a lot to make it happen.
#death note#see this is just tumblr making a different death note I want to also read#(positive)#I liked the og death note but tumblr has a different secret one
Tumblr's Death Note is "what if literally anyone who wasn't the pampered and narrow-minded teenaged son of a cop got it"
Well, if I had a Death Note, I'd use it to have Charlie Kirk get shot in the neck while he's defending gun violence.
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