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@flat-stanley-inflation-kink
they call him flat Stanley cuz he's got NO ASS
I just want you to know, @flat-stanley-inflation-kink that i opened my tumblr and seeing your account name and what you added made my fucking week. that is so fucking funny i love your bit carry on. you are an inspiration.
i am glad to have made your week better and i am happy to be an inspiration to the masses. i hope you join me by my side once the time comes
what do you think a pregnant flat stanley would look like
thanks everybody. some good theories here. let's find out together
Here is my theory:
i hope you like it i made it myself
what do you think a pregnant flat stanley would look like
yes i reference flat stanley and airbud in the big 26
the kids dont even read flat stanley anymore...
unrelated but does anyone remember flat stanley
they call him flat Stanley cuz he's got NO ASS
Riverdale-style reboot of Flat Stanley that goes deep into the "real" implications of being forced to live life as a flat person.
Had to reread Flat Stanley for a class, and I forgot what those books were like. Like obviously the entire concept is absurd, but the narration style and dialogue is... clearly written for little kids and had me cracking up.
For example:
âI see,â said Mr. Lambchop, reading the paper over his coffee cup, âthat still another painting has been stolen from the Famous Museum. It says here that Mr. O. Jay Dart, the director, is at his witsâ end.â âOh, dear! Are the police no help?â Mrs. Lambchop asked. âIt seems not,â said Mr. Lambchop. âListen to what the Chief of Police told the newspaper. âWe suspect a gang of sneak thieves. These are the worst kind. They work by sneakery, which makes them very difficult to catch. However, my men and I will keep trying. Meanwhile, I hope people will buy tickets for the Policemenâs Ball and not park their cars where signs say donât.ââ
Pg. 20, Flat Stanley by Jeff Brown
i need to fuck a pinnochio-type guy. NOW!!!!
isnt pinnochio a minor????
first of all you are IGNORING MY DNI!!
second of all. FLAT STANLEY IS A MINOR TOO, DIPSHIT!!
well, i dont know about you, but i age him up!! but based on what youâre saying, it seems like YOU DON FUCKING DO THAT???
NO THANK YOU TO @normal-stanley-flattening-kink
ALSO, I SAID âPINNOCHIO-LIKEâ NOT PUNNOCHIO HIMSELF YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU FUCKING FREAK.
i need to fuck a pinnochio-type guy. NOW!!!!
isnt pinnochio a minor????
first of all you are IGNORING MY DNI!!
second of all. FLAT STANLEY IS A MINOR TOO, DIPSHIT!!
well, i dont know about you, but i age him up!! but based on what youâre saying, it seems like YOU DON FUCKING DO THAT???
NO THANK YOU TO @normal-stanley-flattening-kink
i need to fuck a pinnochio-type guy. NOW!!!!
isnt pinnochio a minor????
first of all you are IGNORING MY DNI!!
second of all. FLAT STANLEY IS A MINOR TOO, DIPSHIT!!
i need to fuck a pinnochio-type guy. NOW!!!!
YOU JUST DROPPED A CAR BATTERY ON THE WIZARD'S COUNCIL
that's what they get for banning Flat Stanley's Final Sacrifice.
exploring a new frontier is enlightening and rewarding. i alone brave the wilderness of wishing flat stanley would get another bike pump stuck in him.
SHUT UP AND DELETE THIS. YOUâRE SO FUCKING PRETENTIOUS.
FUCK OFF, GET OFF MY BLOG
did you read "flat stanley" in school as a kid?
yes, and we were encouraged to mail him to family
yes, but we weren't encouraged to mail him
no, but I know what this is
no, and I do not know what this is
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exploring a new frontier is enlightening and rewarding. i alone brave the wilderness of wishing flat stanley would get another bike pump stuck in him.
