I hope they flatten that freak

DNI if you support @flat-stanley-inflation-kink

[normal-stanley-flattening-kink]

I think the fact that FSIK is getting more recognition than me is disturbing.

[just-call-me-zinnia]

Riverdale-style reboot of Flat Stanley that goes deep into the "real" implications of being forced to live life as a flat person.

[the-parable-daily]

Ykw,

Flatten him again.

Reset number - 259

Stanley felt like he was being watched... something felt amis. He hadn't felt like this since Narrator first showed Stanley his human form, which meant there was someone new in the parable... Narrator felt it too. "Stanley, what have you done-... wait. You're not Stanley?!" "No..." Whispered flat Stanley, sliding under the door. "I am flat Stanley."

[flat-stanley-inflation-kink]

i need to fuck a pinnochio-type guy. NOW!!!!

[normal-stanley-flattening-kink]

isnt pinnochio a minor????

[flat-stanley-inflation-kink]

first of all you are IGNORING MY DNI!!

second of all. FLAT STANLEY IS A MINOR TOO, DIPSHIT!!

[normal-stanley-flattening-kink]

well, i dont know about you, but i age him up!! but based on what you’re saying, it seems like YOU DON FUCKING DO THAT???

[flat-stanley-inflation-kink]

i need to fuck a pinnochio-type guy. NOW!!!!

[normal-stanley-flattening-kink]

isnt pinnochio a minor????

[flat-stanley-inflation-kink]

exploring a new frontier is enlightening and rewarding. i alone brave the wilderness of wishing flat stanley would get another bike pump stuck in him.

[normal-stanley-flattening-kink]

SHUT UP AND DELETE THIS. YOU’RE SO FUCKING PRETENTIOUS.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

[nogodspweasemasters-deactivated]

flat stanley bdsm

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

[nogodspweasemasters-deactivated]

flat stanley bdsm

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

[nogodspweasemasters-deactivated]

flat stanley bdsm

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

[nogodspweasemasters-deactivated]

flat stanley bdsm

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Mommy's gonna put you in the paper shredder now, okay kitten?

[nogodspweasemasters-deactivated]

flat stanley bdsm

[clay-morality]

i think i just need to be crushed under a steam roller till i'm 2 dimensional like flat stanley and then i'll be ok

[benihana-circumcision]

you wanna know how I got these scars?

blowing Flat Stanley

[normal-stanley-flattening-kink]

thinking about getting flattened 🥴😵‍💫

[hylanol]

I wonder how many other kids were absolutely terrified of having anything above their bed after reading Flat Stanley

[mapletree100]

Weighted blankets aren't enough. I need to get the Flat Stanley treatment.

[mooncheesiest]

hey what if. stanley in one of those hydraulic press videos

Squished