and i have a bow and arrow

independent selective alternate universe clint barton / hawkeye from marvel cinematic universe. please read rules before interacting!

[pomekha-blog]

Man have I accidentally fallen off the face of the earth.  Oops.  Uh.  Yeah.

To those of you who think I’m back, oops, sorry.  I’m not.  This semester has literally been kicking my ass so hard, and I just don’t have the time to keep up with a roleplay blog right now, not even for my babies.  So you won’t be seeing me pretty much anywhere on Tumblr right now aside from my personal, which is linked for if you wanna follow me and keep in contact.

Alternatively, if you like, I’m on Skype and Discord as well, with my username as localbanoraman on both and my Discord number being #8976.  If you would like to add me and I’m following you, you’re more than welcome to - just please give me your name and blog url when you do, otherwise I’ll be ignoring the contact request as spam.

I may come back after finals in May, but I can’t guarantee that given that I’m currently playing my babies on my AU Marvel + DC roleplay forum, Ideal World (which we have tons of spots open and would love to see some more people around btw), so.  Uh.  I’m not dead, I’m still not dead, and all this.

#peacebro

[newlabours]

[lilyslunas]

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redheadarcher:

lilyslunas:

MARVEL MEME→ [2/7] relationships » clint x natasha

“This is just like Budapest all over again.”  "You and I remember Budapest very differently.“

[usertoxicyaoi]

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calumsandlukes:

i’ll tell you that once i’m not upside down!

[b-a-d-reputation]

[jesperfahxey-deactivated2022022]

I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit.

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Clint: Let me explain something to you, Nat. When you’re in a situation, you don’t have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don’t think, Clint. Act."

Natasha: So, you weren’t thinking.

Clint: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.

[wcnderbcy-deactivated20180628]

*obnoxious child voice* but dad

insp.

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lxtrodectusism:

“Oh no, you don’t get to blame me. You picked out the couch, remember?” She raised a brow down at him when she found her lap suddenly being used as a pillow, but decided against commenting on it as she let her fingers brush through his hair instead. He had been gone for two months, the least she could do was let him use her as a pillow. “You’re tired,” Natasha noted. “Wouldn’t you rather be in bed?”

    “I absolutely get to blame you because I distinctly remember wanting a comfier couch,” he stated before wriggling a little at the fingers in his hair, sighing softly.  He’d missed this easy kind of companionship that they shared, the way they fit together so easily, and it was a pleasure to enjoy it again after two months of not even so much as a phone call.  “Caught a nap on the jet on the way back,” he murmured up at her, stretching to crack one of his elbows and hum softly.  “Rather spend some time with you, to be entirely honest.”

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lxtrodectusism:

“I thought you would just switch places with him and take the couch,” she returned while sitting up so that she was looking down at him now. Her shoulders rose and fell in a shrug at the question that followed. “As quiet as they can be. The only problem has been Lucky chasing Liho around, you’ve missed all the fun.”

    “I love you, but you have suck taste in couches and I’m not throwing out my back for our dog.”  He pointed a finger at her for that before grinning and rolling over and clambering himself to sprawl across her lap and the couch both.  “Huh.  I didn’t think he had it in him to chase cats.  Clearly I’m underestimating him.”

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lxtrodectusism:

“Well, Lucky has kept me company for the last two months.” From her perch on the couch, she rolled over onto her stomach and leaned down to give him the kiss that he had wanted. "Welcome home, Barton. It might not seem like it but I did miss you.“

    “If he’s stolen my spot in bed, I’m leaving and you can have custody of him,” he joked dryly even as he leaned up to meet her, knowing as soon as she moved what she wanted, the same way he always did when they were in the field.  “I missed you too, Nat,” he murmured, pacified by the kiss and more than willing to smile with the joke given.  “Everything quiet here at home?”

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@lxtrodectusism (continued):

    “That’s cold, Nat,” he whined from the floor, rolling over onto his back to fix her with a pair of puppy dog eyes.  “I just got back from two months of deep ops, and I don’t even get a kiss?  This is rude, I’m gonna start thinking you love Lucky more than me.”

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    If anyone asks where he was, the answer is dead.

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

My entire life can be summed up in one sentence: things didn’t go according to plan.

Unknown (via volxntad)

[missppxtts-a]

❛ She can definitely take care of herself, yes. ❜ Pepper smiled a bit. ❛ Nat can be happy to have a partner and friend like you, you know. And I’m sure she knows it as well. ❜ Not to mention the two women did occasionally talk with each other about many different things. Obviously, there were some things she couldn’t talk with Clint about.

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    “Thanks, Pepper,” he stated, “but I really am nothing special.  She could find the same kind of thing from any of us.  I just lucked out in getting there first.”  He grinned at her.  “Kind of like you and Stark.  He’s lucky to have you, and I think he knows it.  Probably.  Even if he needs a reminder or two sometimes.”

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

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