flea's imagines

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hi my main is @grimescum :o3 i do all my selfshipping there, so check it out if you'd like!!

i made this blog because i rarely resonate with most selfship imagines; they are either too cutesy or too mean in a way that doesn't appeal to me.

there may be violence and sex, the latter of which will be tagged as "nsft imagines" and the former will be tagged with whatever is appropriate, like gore or heavy violence. weird kinks abound . no nonconsensual abuse unless its lighthearted and obviously a joke

i do not support or condone anything that is depicted in real life, obviously

youre free to interact as long as you dont selfship with a minor thats gross

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imagine shoving your fingers into your f/os mouth to shut them up

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imagine that, jokingly, you wrap your hand around your f/os throat and threaten them. the last thing you expected when you looked down was the boner they're currently packing.

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imagine your f/o wants nothing more to die by your hands

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imagine your f/o accusing you of sitting on the remote when it was under their fat fucking ass the entire time.

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imagine your f/o sucks really bad at stalking. you're walking home one night in the dark, and behind you, you can see their silhouette standing behind a lamppost. they genuinely think you cannot see them.

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imagine your f/o taking you to a gay bar! imagine your f/o taking you to a gay bar! imagine your f/o taking you to a GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!

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imagine your f/o asking if you have any money. because they want to spend all your money. at the GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!

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imagine your f/o taking you to a gay bar! imagine your f/o taking you to a gay bar! imagine your f/o taking you to a GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR!

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having to shower your f/o, but its not cute. they're kicking and screaming at the top of your lungs as you drag them to the bathtub. you can't even get their clothes off, so you just toss them in there and turn the water on.

- or -

f/o making YOU take a shower by dragging you.

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imagine your slasher/serial killer f/o leaving packages containing the severed heads of people who've upset you at your doorstep. every single one, without fail.

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imagine changing all your f/os social media accounts to have the name "Hawtdawg wit Mustard" and they get really mad about it because people wont stop calling them Hawtdawg wit Mustard

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imagine your stoic f/o being completely fine with you punching them. whenever you get mad, you punch them in the arm and they just take it.

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imagine cracking a really bad joke that causes your f/o to sigh and tell you to shut the fuck up. you can still hear the love in their voice even then.

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imagine you and your f/o throwing bricks at passing cop cars and getting arrested together, side by side

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imagine having fun with your immortal f/o by strapping them to a table and sawing their limbs off (consensually, they also enjoy it. enrichment)

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imagine you and your f/o are stopped by the police for speeding. they look to you, then back at the officer, and then pull this

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imagine killing and eating someone with your villian/criminal/whatever f/o and sharing a kiss with your mouths covered in blood