Well. I can't remember the last time I made a post here. But I need to complain about the very wonderful "blessed event" that has occurred. I'm 10 weeks pregnant; to be 11 weeks on Saturday! My husband and I are elated beyond measure; this is our first baby!
However, I have... Emotions. Humourous emotions at least, but EMOTIONS nonetheless.
• Why am I being bullied by a child that isn't even born yet?!
• Why does it get to decide what, when, and how much I eat?!
• You're the size of a sweet gum tree picker ball! Why are you already punishing my bladder??
• why am I waddling this early on???
• Baby, your daddy already yelled at my tummy (you) to please just let me eat a full meal at a normal hour. Please follow directions!
• Please stop pressing the "emotional response!" button when all I'm thinking about is breakfast, or my dad, or anything ordinary
• listen. Your dad keeps joking you're gonna be 10 pounds but you BETTER be a healthy size that I can EASILY push out.
Solutions to Pregnancy and Morning Sickness
Throat punch Eve when I get to Heaven
This is a hostage situation. Give the baby/fetus whatever it wants!
My husband has to carry the next baby if he wants another!



















