All I Do Is Eat Hot Chips And Lie

He/they 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Buy me a coffee with ko-fi>>> https://ko-fi.com/azrailhasavendetta commissions are open DM for more info AuDHD || trans || ginger || I'm hiding in your closet || chanting Tim Drakes name like Bloody Mary or Beetlejuice hoping he appears || screaming into the void over The Magnus Archives, and Magnus Protocol || having a god complex, ask me about it. || Go follow @popcorn-plots for bestie vibes (we are unhinged together) and go bug my sibling @lakeside-oranges

[evangelala-blog]

internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content

[eveningflares-deactivated201903]

#i’d illegally download you all

[leafpool2014-deactivated2020011]

reblog if you’d illegally download your followers

[alfamangle]

[freshlypickedmint]

[prokopetz]

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

[confusedbyinterface]

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

saw an ant on the bus today, what a horrible fate. moved an unfathomable distance from everything you've ever known because of forces you could never possibly understand. no matter how long you follow the pheromone trail you laid you'll never find your way home.

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Did the spider that made a web in my cars mirror survive being barreled down the highway at light speed? Can insects feel fear in a way we understand? If I think too hard about this I start wondering if this is what the other side of a lovecraftian story looks like. An ant lost on the bus.

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

WIP Im gonna let rot in my folder die the next month

[tatersgonnatate]

... Y'know what, sure. why not

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign

[walmart-the-official]

Alternatives to saying “I’m gonna kill myself” because that’s bad for your mental health!

This will affect the trout population (a classic)

I’m gonna run away and join the circus

Fuck it, we ball (another classic)

The horrors persist but so do I (a third classic)

I’m gonna run away to Vegas

I’m gonna run away to New York/London/other large city near you

I’m too pretty to have this happen to me

The suffering is endless but so is my swag

Life’s a bitch but so am I

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

me and Tim Drake being born on the same day lmao

[brightoleander]

HELLOHAPPYBITTHDAY

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

thank youuuuuu

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

me and Tim Drake being born on the same day lmao

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one

[unyieldingsilence]

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[thetaoofbetty]

very sexy indeed

[ageae]

[reibub]

fuckass bowlcut

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

Me: I can get Hep B and you can get Mad Cow disease

@popcorn-plots : and if we touch hands we can get both

@salidqueen : I can get ringworm

[willgrahamscock]

love when fanfic writers are like “I love this character” & proceed to put them through shit even God has blacklisted, baby the middle ages called they want to hear your ideas

[bidnat]

My two face as well