Fleshlighters

For the lighters.

[fleshlighterx]

Do you ever use condoms when you use your fleshlight

No.

[fleshlighterx]

Would you like to cumtribute me

No

[fleshlighterx]

What Fleshlight would you recommend to a straight guy looking to buy his first sex toy?

Hey coolmintv,Any of them is good. My first was a wonder wave. No regrets!

Cheers!

[fleshlighterx]

This blog is literally a dream come true for me my fetish for guys using fleshlights drives me insane and I feel like I hit the gold mine so thank you for existing!!! <3

NP! You’re welcome, pounded-piss-pixie!

[fleshlighterx]

What's up, 'lighters & future 'lighters? This post is gonna be a lil’ different from the usual posts. So, if you're a long time follower you're probably gonna remember the Cornstarch + Water Fleshlight recipe I posted a while ago. Well, that was back in 2013! Wow, time flies, hm? Anyway, as it is usually the case with kinky stuff, I tried it and I had a lot of fun. By now, y'all already know me: I'll always give a try to everything that promises a sensorial experience to my penis. I just love sex toys and it wouldn't be any different with homemade sex toys. If it can make me cum, I’ll try it. You can check my thoughts on that experience by clicking on the link. Now, fast forward to present day... this AM I just stumbled upon this video on YT, don’t ask me ‘how’ because even I don’t know - and as soon as I saw the video thumbnail I knew what that shit was about. LOL! It’s a DIY video about what they are calling “Potato Starch X” and it’s basically just a new version of the good ol’ Cornstarch Fleshlight. Given that last time I just shared photos and written directions, I was like: why not share this video with my fans? Apparently the so-called Potato Starch X rose to popularity among the nerdy/geeky demo because of the anime Shimoneta: A Boring World Where the Concept of Dirty Jokes Doesn't Exist. From what I read, the anime is filled with lewdness and comedy and that alone makes me think “why the hell didn’t I watch this when it came out?” I suppose that the cornstarch FL was mentioned in one of the episodes and if there's one thing I know, dudes will always want to try naughty-nasty stuff they see on TV. Never mind the fact that anime fans are a bunch of nerds! Another thing I can attest to is that nerds, geeks, gamers, comics & manga readers are a bunch of horny devils. So it doesn't surprise me the least that they would try to make the Starch X. Apparently there is a consensus out there that one needs potato starch instead of cornstarch to make it work. I call it bull since I myself made my own Cornstarch FL once and it worked perfectly. But I'll leave it to you to decide what's best. The youtuber in charge of this preciosity, David, got a good result and it reminded me of my own cornstarch FL. I think he should have used a tall glass rather than his mug though. What I like the most is that David owns up to the fact that he tried it on his dong. Way to go, David! Be proud of being a perv. Never regret it, man. I bet David is also a fucking Fleshlighter... no one who goes through the trouble of vlogging about making a potato starch FL, and adds a corny/erotic track playing as background music, would ever keep himself from experiencing a legit FL pussy! Plus, this is how he answers the "would [you] recommend this?" question: “hell yeah!” So, fuck yeah, ‘lighters and dudes: go try it now!

[fleshlighterx]

I made a convenient and portable gloryhole with 4 gloryports. The altar.

MY ANSWER: I don’t think “the altar” is the proper name here... you won’t be doing any prayer or worship there but just plain good ol’  fleshlighting. That’s what real ‘lighters do.

[fleshlighterx]

My girlfriend wants to get me my first fleshlight for christmas, any reccomendations?

hey anon,

Get a wonderwave or - if you can handle more extreme stim - the vortex.

Cheers!

[fleshlighterx]

Hey I have the FL turbo and OMG, it’s amazing! I love the sensation of placing my dickhead between those “lips” and sliding in and out of it! Of course, I also love to cum balls deep inside it, I never pull out!

Sounds amazing, ‘lighter! I don’t have one yet. You should share media so my visitors can get an idea of how good it really is.

Cheers!

[fleshlighterx]

Fleshlighters turned 5 today!

I cannot fucking BELIEVE IT! Wow! Time flies... Thank you, followers. If you weren’t there, I’d have stopped doing this by now. Cheers!

[fleshlighterx]

Any good blogs for showing MF couples playing around with fleshlight as and sleeves?

Not that I know of...

[fleshlighterx]

What sensation do you recommend for a beginner?

What sensation I recommend?  Sensation? What do you mean? I’m so confused, bro.

[fleshlighterx]

You seem to care more for your female followers... is that the case?

I feel that I have already answered this... well, anyway, no: I care for all of my followers equally because they give me their audience and time. And let’s be honest: I’m not giving a lot since I don’t always have the time to sit down and re/blog stuff. So it’s great to know that people are paying attention to whatever I put up on here. What happens is that I’m more puzzled by the way women navigate through cyber porn and what catches their eyes. I’m more part of the internet age of porn but I remember older buddies buying magazines featuring naked girls. I never heard though about women I knew buying magazines featuring naked dudes! I have had the pleasure of having female friends that opened up and offered many opportunities to talk about sex and even porn. But I never had the chance to go into specifics because I feel that is somewhat private. It’s too personal asking some specific stuff. For instance, my guy friends know I like porn every now and then. I have even shared what pornstars I admire/lust for/like. But I never told them the very specific things that give me a boner or trigger my orgasms. So you can have an idea of how reserved I am around my female friends when the topic is porn. I also don’t feel so comfortable talking this type of thing with girls because I know how porn can be exploitative and make women uncomfortable. So this tumblr is a way of getting to know more, and seeing what’s out there, in terms of women consuming and looking at porn. As I once said: I never expected women would like my tumblr so much! I made it to try to take away the stigma that men that use sex toys are losers. In the end, I got a lot more and I appreciate that. So, yeah, I don’t care more for one gender more than the other in terms of following but female followers do spark my interest a lot because of all I’ve jut told you.

Cheers!

[321john-deactivated20181204]

[fleshlighterx]

My buddy Fleshlighter John has a lot of fun playin’ eeny, meeny, miny, moe! What a lucky ‘lighter!

[fleshlighterx]

What kind of fleshlight do you recommend that'll really get me to blow harder than I've ever had?

I dunno, man... I haven’t tried the whole line but I can tell you that any one of them will make you blow hard and good. You should try one with texture because the original one is great already... imagine adding a few “bumps” along the way...

Cheers!

[fleshlighterx]

I love to use fresh natural aloe vera as lubricant. It makes me crazzy. But i read somewhere that if you use it frecuently could cause a loose of sensitivity. Is this true? Thanks Lublover

Yo Lublover,I have NO idea. I never used aloe vera as lubricant and just the thought makes me uncomfortable to be quite honest. I’d recommend you use a water base lubricant.Cheers!

[fleshlighterx]

Power up your fleshlight

MY ANSWER: No idea how this one was made (I’ve seen something similar to this that was improvised with the help of a fan! haha), but I bet that fleshlighting this thing is a hell lot of fun! Good call, ‘lighter!

[cumwithme-deactivated20170327]

[fleshlighterx]

Fleshlighter cumwithme shows how you can make your own FL mount! If you don’t wanna get an official one at the FL store, all you’ll need to do is find that tripod that’s laying somewhere around the house and give it the FL treatment. These pics work as a great DIY guide and shows us how to make it. Fleshlighter cumwithme also advises that we must “use rubber washers to tighten down the nut so we don’t crack your fleshlight.” The rubber washes also help hold the nut in place during use. What a resourceful Fleshligher! He says to give it a shot because “it’s a great way to enjoy some hands free fleshlight fun. 😆” I trust him 100%. Right, y’all?