Well Above Average

Stephen, Northern Ireland, my personal blog

[pleadingly]

Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box.

[stillwedestroyy-deactivated2015]

more than okay

i want it

[fletch852]

So this is a bit random, but do you also own the instagram account 'Fletch852'?

Sure do, do I know you?

[teenagerposts]

doctor: sir, i'm sorry. the results are in and i'm afraid you have updog

patient: wh- what's updog

doctor, calling a nurse on the hospital's intercom: KAREN GET IN HERE I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.

[motivationsforlife]

Chicago Highway by Alina Tsvor

[w-canvas]

The Paddle Out | Kyle Kuiper

[kindexposure]

@kcrdnk

@kcrdnk

@kcrdnk

[freepalest1ne]

[sipnsyphe]

Nope.

[chandrar-nalaar]

when your teacher is trying to teach you how to cast fireball

[gservator]

+3 to Intellect

[teampokepals76]

If anybody’s wondering what’s happening here, this clip made it onto Outrageous Acts of Science, and they explained that this teacher was demonstrating the Leidenfrost effect, which is basically when you place a droplet of a liquid on a surface that’s far hotter than its boiling point. The part of the drop touching the hot surface turns into vapor and forms a cushion that the rest of the drop rests on top of, which causes it to skid across the floor so quickly. The substance the teacher uses in the video is liquid methane. But methane has a really low boiling point. Like, about −160 °C low. So once it touches the comparatively hot floor, the Leidenfrost effect comes into play, and it slides across the floor. The issue is though, methane is colorless, so you can’t normally see it. Thankfully (in this demonstration), methane is also very flammable, so he sets it on fire before dumping it onto the floor so you can see it as it moves. Definitely a cooler demonstration of the Leidenfrost effect than dropping a little water in a hot pan. Or hotter, if you like puns.

[paint-the-sky-lilac]

THANKS FOR EXPLANATION SCIENTIFIC SIDE OF TUMBLR

[bando--grand-scamyon]

My mama said I can’t be in yo class no more

[dobladim]

[lsleofskye]

Ban Gioc Falls | iw.wm

[babyanimalgifs]

Shelter created hilarious profiles for their cats to help them find forever homes

[fanaticartisan]

@st4rzipan

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[jesusbruhh]

[beermosa-deactivated20160316]

Fuck

[txke-it-exsy-deactivated2019031]

Every time

[errrinvia-deactivated20150210]

i wish i could talk to this dude about this because every fucking time i hear those two verses the hairs on the back of my neck go straight up and i literally cry, this shit is TOO fucking real and i’ve never heard anything more accurate. this shit is real, this shit i deep and i feel for this dude

[ven-dredi-deactivated20150125]

These lyrics are so fucking real and the emotion you can sense in his voice is so deep like FUCK

[assennayo-blog]

[viciousclass]

Ladies.

[existancee]

touch 

08.30.16

[bitchycode]

[sweetsurrender68-deactivated202]