I've got a story for you

[lianna-evermist]

{Original post - x}

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Aesthetic- Georgia Duval

[tonys-starks]

[widdershinns]

“She said it was proof that people can have a second life.” “Someone I knew used to say the same thing all the time. She was a girl in the brothel. She said she would dream some nights about escaping by climbing to the roof and flying away on butterfly wings. One night she got high.”

[tonys-starks]

[haleyscotts]

[tonys-starks]

[alexandra-white5]

She is my type

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shvrpknives:

     "Believe me, you’ll be fully      compensated for your services.      I’m more concerned about the       information getting into the       wrong hands. Which, right now,      are any that are not mine. And,      well, you. Obviously.”

     “Well then you’ve got yourself a      deal. Now who are you and who      exactly are you looking for?”

Georgia’s face went from her everyday sunshine and smiles to full business. If this client wanted full and total secrecy she’d need details, and lots of them.

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shvrpknives:

     “Uh, I think you might be able      to help me with something.       I need to find someone, but      my crew can’t find out about it.      Can you help?”

     “I’ll have to double check resources      to know who I can use to get you      what you want. It’ll be a bit more      costly if you want my silence. But I      can help you.”

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Deadpool Starter Sentences

"I need help! And a pony!”

"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long"

"Do you know how they say cancer in Spanish ?"

“Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke.”

“It reeks like old lady pants in here.”

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness"

"Cue the music"

"A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

"I look like a testicle with teeth."

"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?"

“You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girls. You just need one woman to bring out the superhero in you.”

"Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"

"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

“I was just memorizing her face, thinking it might be the last time I see it.”

“My common sense is tingling.”

“If that hit you in the chest, I’m sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.”

"Look-- I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere but here. I'm all about long sullen silence, followed by mean comments, followed by long sullen silence"

“Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?”

“You look like your an avocado that had sex with an older avocado but it was like hate sex.”

"I've played a lot of roles, damsel in distress ain't one of them."

"Why, hello gorgeous"

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”

"I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

"All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"

“She’s like the Batman to my Robin, but old, black, blind, and in love with me. Although I’m pretty sure Robin loves Batman.”

"One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."

"I think you'd agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way"

"His name is Francis, he got his name from a soap dish"

"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, your whole world will taste like daffodil daydream"

"I never said this but don't swallow"

"My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy in a fucking kebab"

"I gotta take you back long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex."

[minivampire]

I hope one day you’re as happy as you’re pretending to be.

(via minivampire)

[glossedoll]

[wxndybird]

ｔｈｅ  ｗｅｅｋｎｄ  ｓｔａｒｔｅｒｓ

❛ close your eyes and lay yourself beside me. ❜ ❛ don’t be scared. i’m right here. ❜ ❛ oh, your mind wants to leave, but you can’t go. ❜ ❛ let me take the friction from your lips. ❜ ❛ i’m the drug in your veins. ❜ ❛ just fight through the pain. ❜ ❛ he’s what you want, i’m what you need. ❜ ❛ i do, everything he does times three. ❜ ❛ i don’t love her no more. ❜ ❛ just let me motherfucking love you. ❜ ❛ so tell me you love me only for tonight. ❜ ❛ i’ll give you all of me even though you don’t love me. ❜ ❛ i’m not lying to nobody but me. ❜ ❛ i’m better than your next man. ❜ ❛ i think you lost your morals, girl. ❜ ❛ put your mind in a dream world. ❜ ❛ take a look at what you did. ❜ ❛ you probably thought that you’d break my heart. ❜ ❛ you probably thought that you’d make me cry. ❜ ❛ i know everything. ❜ ❛ there are no words to describe the depths of your indifference. ❜ ❛ you could’ve been the one. ❜ ❛ you keep saying there’s no one, but who keeps calling your phone ? ❜ ❛ it seems like pain and regret are your best friends. ❜ ❛ i can’t feel a damn thing. ❜ ❛ don’t you fall in love. ❜ ❛ you’ll be falling to the point of no return. ❜ ❛ you’ll never make me stay so take your weight off of me. ❜ ❛ i know your every move, so won’t you please let me be. ❜ ❛ but i hate sleeping alone, why don’t you come with me ? ❜ ❛ i didn’t call on the phone to say that i’m alright. ❜ ❛ i guess you had no idea that you could have persuaded me. ❜ ❛ you could have had me doing anything you pleased. ❜ ❛ it could have went so many ways. ❜ ❛ nobody feels the way that i feel when i’m alone. ❜ ❛ lying comes natural to me. ❜ ❛ she never falls in love. ❜ ❛ i used to do this for the thrill. ❜ ❛ nobody’s ever made me fall in love. ❜ ❛ you taught me how to feel. ❜ ❛ you taught me how to love. ❜ ❛ you belong to the temporary moments of a dream. ❜ ❛ i see nobody but you. ❜ ❛ i’m so used to being used. ❜ ❛ you know our love would be tragic. ❜

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jerscy:

     “ – what the fuck did you just call me?” Michael’s not sure whether to be offended or agree with her, but he does like the sound of the word NOTORIOUS.

     “Don’t worry, it’s a compliment.”

She couldn’t help but give a chuckle. Of course it would sound off to anyone who doesn’t know a different language.

     “You’ve made quite the name for      yourself in this town. I’ve      happened upon some of your      work. Quite creative with the      explosions.”

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sirlarrisms:

Hes thinking about it all now, the risks that may come from it, and the risks that may come from not taking it. nodding, lawrence finally cracks under the pressure.         ‘ got a point…I’ll take the job, since its one of those you do somethin’          for me, an’ I do the same for you. but, shit heads south an’ I’ll be ‘fter          you got that? I’m not the kind to upset, you know.’

     “Santé.”

She lifted her glass towards him, a way of sealing their deal. It was actually worth coming out this way to find him. Of course she knew about his anger issues, she’d already picked up that bit of information from someone else who had contact with Lawrence.

     “Of course not. But let’s not think      negatively, lest negativity finds us.      Best enjoy the night to it’s fullest.”

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[ @sirlarrisms continued from here ]

     “Because guys like you rely on girls      like me. Plus it’s mutually beneficial;      you get something you need, and I      get something I need.”

Not to mention getting paid on top of it all, though with the bundle this big,  she might decide to forego a few payments, just to watch everything  unravel.