ZanderDS

Just a silly creature.

[zanderds]

About Me:

Hello! My name is Zander and I am a Non-binary Gender-fluid individual. I’m usually fine with any pronouns but at random times I prefer certain ones but like I’m perfectly fine being referred to as any no matter what. I’m 20 and in a relationship :P

Main Interests:

Will Wood

Plants Vs Zombies 2

TF2 Mapping

Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion

JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Dallon Weekes (and IDKHow)

Invader Zim

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100)

Brian David Gilbert

Lesser Interests:

Gravity Falls

MF Doom

Tally Hall

Terraria

Dan Da Dan

Culinary

I’m just planning to post the thoughts in my brain and talk about my interests to any who will listen :3

[jerryterry]

I'm so sick of irresponsible pet owners insisting on getting these unhealthy designer crossbreeds. Just this morning I saw a woman walking her Damn Chungus, one look at the poor thing and I could see it was practically BULGING out of its White Vans. It's no way to live. These people should be in prison.

[orteil42]

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

[elfstrogenized]

You are perma tf'd into the first pokemon you generate on this website, how happy are you wit your new form

[zanderds]

Enamorus

I'd be at like a 5/10.

Like gender confirmed but 😬

Not my vision for myself in any way. The flight is cool tho and I can turn into a turtle is neat.

[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[zanderds]

So I'm messing around with Cobblemon and realized I have the ability to use commands to give any pokemon any ability. What are some broken Ability + Mon Combos?

I'm not the most knowledgeable but I've made some rly broken ones so far

Sturdy Shedinja

Wonderguard Hisuian Zoroark

Wonderguard Xurktree

I really only know of Wonderguard being broken lmao.

[zanderds]

How to sleep?

[macbethheadband]

I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.

[macbethheadband]

[allatariel]

[thjazispixie]

it is like fucking spot the differences with you people

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[zanderds]

I'm in my "Ough god I need to be girl" era 😎😎😎

[cdzen]

burnout from not doing anything

[0ddoblivion]

This kills me every time

[shikiimisaki]

[rars]

whatever man *walks outside of your render distance*

[zanderds]

Nanomachines Son or Thot Daughter?

[homunculus-argument]

I don't know enough about stage magic to know whether or not this would even be possible to execute in practice, but I think it would be awesome to have a stage production of a play where every single possible character action is performed as some sort of a magic trick or stage illusion. Like if the script requires a character to take something out of their pocket, they instead pull it from some hammerspace seemingly out of nowhere, and in the same nature something that a character needs to hide somewhere real quick simply vanishes.

Someone who's trying to avoid eye contact during a serious conversation does so by fidgeting with something that seems to be breaking the laws of physics. Just levitating this coffee cup nervously in circles so that it's obvious to everyone that they're lying.

The key element in this whole thing is having none of the characters even aknowledge that anything that happens would be in any way out of the ordinary. They just live in a world where things like matter and gravity work differently from ours, and by the end half of the play, even the audience doesn't really actively notice that something strange going on in the background shouldn't be physically possible.

[disterbia]