A quarterly rec list curated by the 18+ fleurmione discord server. Inspired by @hpsaffics #wlw wednesday.
Summer is a time of sweat! 🥵
Sipping drinks, swimsuits, and SPORTS.
Soccer, rugby, golf, ice skating, cricket, gymnastics, aussie rules football, or…you know…quidditch. Win or lose, rivals or teammates!
The trusted Fleurmionions of the Fleurmione Server have done 10 jumping jacks and provided their faves below!
All fics are completed and every one is a TOUCHDOWN
⛳️ 9 to 3 by Rubix_Con | G, 23k, one shot
The Golf Au.
⛳️ Love On The Back Nine by thewaywedo33 | E, 20k, multichap
AU Fleurmione set in the world of women's golf. Fleur and Hermione are bitter rivals at the top of their game, but then an unexpected encounter begins to change things between them. Note: Some Glee characters also make appearances as other players on the golf tour.
⚽️ She's a keeper by @mycatismyeditor | M, 16k, one shot
Fleur Delacour and Hermione Granger have been well known rivals from their first match against each other. A rivalry that would surely continue off the pitch, or so everyone thought...
🤺 Corps-à-corps by @itcanonlybehumanerror | T, 7k, multichap
Quick and meticulous. A secular sport. A national pride. Fleur has been fencing for so long that some competitors are old friends telling you ‘what’s going on’ over a quick stabbing.
⚽️ Flying French & The Lion Wall by @itcanonlybehumanerror | T, 6k, multichap
Which one do you prefer, a red card or a goal?
🧹What Happens In The VIP Booth, Stays In The VIP Booth by @k-starr-ent-ceo | E, 4k, one shot
Hermione's always been told to be more impulsive and step out of her comfort zone. She's celebrating finishing a project for a client's new magical realm dating app, and taking in a Quidditch game in her VIP booth. What happens when she tries out the "hook-up" part of the app. Imma need you to put your thinking caps on... Smutty things! Very smutty things happen.
🤺 La flamme olympique by @moustik80 | G, 4k, one shot
Hermione et Fleur, escrimeuses de talent et amies proches, partagent le même rêve olympique. Cependant, leur amitié est mise à rude épreuve lors des Jeux de Londres en 2012, où elles s'affrontent en demi-finale. Un événement inattendu bouleverse alors le cours de leur relation et de leurs carrières. Douze ans plus tard, à Paris, leurs destins se croisent à nouveau, ouvrant la voie à un nouveau chapitre de leur histoire, rempli de surprises et d'émotions.
⚽️ Falling Head Over Heels For you by Anonymous | G, 1k, one shot
Fleur gets slide tackled.
🧹 The Quidditch Match by Klomsa94 | NR, <1k, one shot
Fleur accompanies Hermione to a Quidditch match for Ginny’s team, only to spend the afternoon convinced the entire VIP section is secretly infatuated with her fiancée. A retired player flirts a little too warmly for Fleur’s liking — until Fleur “casually” flashes her engagement ring and announces Hermione as her fiancée, which immediately ends the flirtation. The gang (Ginny, Luna, George) gleefully roast Fleur for her constant touching and strategic ring-flashing, teasing it’s becoming her “thing.”
Fun fact about me: I would click on random fandoms I was not part of and would research about it. I came across this ship when I was a kid and I don't know why but they resonated with me.
Hello, I am sorry to bother I adore what you do so I had to try, as I don't know what else to do. I am looking for a fic that I cannot get out of my head, is a fleurmione fic where fleur said that she will marry whomever retrieves a key from her familiar cat (I think) and Hermione is uninterested in doing so. But by chance meets the cat and spends time with it and the cat is Fleur. Again I am sorry.
The fic you’re thinking of is Reckless by mushroom_grey_scale. The author has since moved on from the fandom (if you like Wednesday or Teen Titans, check out their stuff). They deleted most of their fleurmione fics, Reckless included. It was a huge loss, many beloved fics gone forever. A few were spared by orphaning, but most are unavailable. I mourn their loss deeply.
Let it be a reminder to always Save your Faves. There are copies of many of the lost fics floating around if you know who to ask, but the public sharing of fics authors took down won’t happen on this blog.
Hi you precious babies, did you miss your biweekly challenge to comment on a fleurmione BANGER??
I didn't forget about you (yes I did, my bad dawg), I've got another fun reason to read a fic. I double dog dare you to ask one of your buddies to rec a fic they think you'd like, or a fic they're dying to have more people read so they can have someone to talk to.
If you're someone who is dying to have your buddy read a fic so you have someone to talk to about that fic...consider talking to the author! Those loud-mouthed sluts would love to talk endlessly with you about their obsessive creations, and then you get the added benefit of learning all the behind the scenes shit.
Win-Win.
If you don't have a friend and need a rec, I'll be your friend--not me the person, but me the inhuman entity which is this blog. Ask and ye shall receive a totally sick fic rec.
A quarterly rec list curated by the 18+ fleurmione discord server. Inspired by @hpsaffics #wlw wednesday.
Nothing is more juicy than a troubled marriage, the sting of betrayal. You know, the neverending hollow ache that happens when bad decisions erode the foundation of everything around someone? That’s the good shit.
The power of fleurmione is so strong it can blind us to our past. To remember the canon mire from whence we came, and to keep us humble, let us remember the Rons and the Bills of this world. Let us remember that people don’t always meet at the perfect times in their lives, that sometimes they have personal relationships that stand in the way. Let us remember that sometimes circumstances can’t stop love, and that other times love just isn’t enough.
Below you'll find 14 complete fics to remind you that sometimes... men ain't shit.
Fleur and Hermione cheating ON each other
Stay Here Forever (Right Where You Left Me) by AuroraNyx | M, 2.5k one shot.
All Hermione Granger had ever seen, since she twirled and danced her way into the Great Hall of Hogwarts during Beauxbatons arrival to the TriWizard Tournament, was Fleur Delacour.
Roses by Bablefisk | M, <1k one shot.
Fleur and Hermione cheating WITH each other
The Written Word by Rubix_Con | M 121.5k multichap.
More than a decade post war and Hermione Granger is little more than a memory. No one has seen or heard from her since the funerals; her friends and loved ones hope she is alive somewhere but have given up on ever seeing the brunette witch again. But Fleur Delacour has a secret; once a year she receives a letter from an unknown sender that makes her feel more alive than she does at any other point in the year. Half a world away Hermione, no longer the bookish know-it-all that anyone from Britain would recognize, finds herself in a chain reaction of events that puts her on a collision course back to Britain and everyone she left behind.
Ballads by @lipzlipzlipz | M, 56.5k series. Series with 6 completed fics.
Love songs are amazing at capturing the emotions during specific parts of a love story, such as an ending, a beginning, or some time in between. It’s a snapshot. A moment. Written out of order, this series uses those moments to explore the more painful side of love and the choices Fleur and Hermione make over the years.
Love Comes Quickly by @lipzlipzlipz | M, 44k multichap.
All Fleur wants when she goes to the club is to let loose and lose herself with someone willing to share a fleeting connection, nothing more. No names, no attachments, no repeats.
You deserve better by @mycatismyeditor | 39k, multichap.
Fleur can’t take it any longer. She’s tried. She tried ignoring it, she tried hiding from it, she’s tried rationalising it but she just can’t let it go on. Someone needs to give that poor woman an orgasm and if her boyfriend isn’t going to then Fleur will.
Hermione was embarrassed to see Fleur when she left her room after another disappointing experience with Ron. But her embarrassment quickly turned to surprise as her dorm mate shoved her against the wall and promptly gave her everything she’d been craving from her boyfriend. Shocked and horrified at how easily she gave in Hermione is determined never to do it again. But as Ron continues to disappoint and Fleur does not Hermione finds herself giving in more and more as she starts to discover things about herself she didn’t realise.
OR
Ron never gets Hermione off when they have sex so she keeps going to Fleur after and feels guilty for cheating. A Fleurmione College roommates AU.
She's Resplendent by seriousblahblah | M, 7.5k one shot with sequels.
Sometimes you think you have everything you want, until you realize everything you have is a lie and nothing compares to the girl that makes you cry. "I think about her everyday." Bill shook his head, "I don't want you to see her again."
No Way Back by Driving_This_Bus | E, 13k multichap.
Another year. Another Birthday. Hermione has no idea what is coming for her.
Inspired by Hit The Back from King Princess
Please, Can I Call You Her Name? by @sleepingontheway | E, 2k series with two completed fics.
Letters after the war by Hesiod | T, 2k one shot.
"Wonderful and terrible, contemplative and brash; Fleur is endlessly fascinating and you are just small in the grand scheme of things."
eating ain't cheating by thunderai | E, 1.5k one shot.
When Bill gets sent on assignment for the holidays, Fleur finds herself under the mistletoe with someone else.
Shell Cottage by Pitchperfectlurker | E, 1.5k one shot.
In the middle of the war, at Shell Cottage, Hermione couldn't help but be drawn to Fleur's quiet warmth.
Just Not Today by @hoardlessdragon | M, 1.5k multichap.
The chasm between what is believed and what is.
To Touch by Herochick007 | M, <1k one shot.
Hermione goes to interview Fleur for some research
This week on Fleurmione Feedback Fridays, your challenge, should you choose to accept it (you should), is to read a fic set in a nonmagical universe!
I utterly failed to read 34k this week, so I'm going to keep trying that. But I will leave you with some of my favorite nonmagic AUs, if you're looking for fic to read:
If you're a member of the fleurmione server, you know we're gearing up for Fleurmione Week Prep! In honor of our favorite time of year, go back and read a fic from a past fleurmione week and leave a comment!
I'm hoping to read all 34k of A Truth Universally Acknowledged by @perfectly--random. Can I do it? Probably not, but I'll try.
Did yall find a fic with fewer than 5 comments on it last week? Did you leave it one comment richer? I hope so, because I have another special challenge, should you choose to accept it:
Sort by date and find a fic written before 2/28/2023.
There are so many options, I think I'm going to read Lest We () by @soshyyyyy
I just left a comment on Epicyon: More Than A Dog. The urgency, the fear, the winter forest descriptions. It makes me want to run around outside in the snow but in a really really bad way.
I hope you commented on a fic that is part of a series over these past two weeks, because I got another challenge for you.
Are you ready?
I know you saw the picture at the top, lets not act like you don't know it's coming...
it's a fic with less than 5 comments!
I know you fleurmunyuns love to leave comments so this might be a tough one. Pro tip, being the first comment on a new fic absolutely counts. Start spamming that refresh button.
Or go find an older fic that didn't get the love it deserves.
Do the fandom right today, leave a comment. I'll see yall freaks in two weeks.
If you know me, you'll be very impressed to hear that I DID read those twelve chapters! I did it like 20 minutes ago, because I'm not a perfect person.
THIS WEEK'S THEME IS...part of a series :)
Is it a series you started but haven't caught up with? Is it a series you never started? Is it a fic that says it's part of a series, but there's only one fic in the series?
Who knows. All I know is you're going to find a fic that's part of a series and you're going to read it and you're going to write a lovely sweet perfect little flower of a comment, or you're going to write a huge obsessive screaming comment. I'm sure either would be appreciated.
I'll be reading Epicyon: More Than a Dog from the Caniformia: Dog Like series by @indiefoxproductions.
The theme for the next two weeks is...a fic you've been meaning to read! Get out there and comment on that one fic you've been sleeping on for ages.
Maybe your friends have been pestering you because they know you'll be obsessed if you would just crack open that link.
Maybe the tags sound like exactly your type of sin, but so many fics have been updated lately that you just never got around to starting a new one.
Maybe you started reading when there were only a few chapters and fell in love, but then life got in the way and you got a new job and things are fucking terrible now and you blink and there are 12 chapters and you're like "i'm never going to have time to read all these new chapters"
NOW IS THE TIME. Here is your sign. Go read that fic.
I'll be reading Black Roses by @hoardlessdragon ... that third thing happened to me. But I'm going to catch up! i CAN read 12 chapters!
I failed to mentioned what I was going to comment on for last Fleurmione Feedback Fridays. Let me remedy that now and tell you that my favorite fic of 2024 was Love Comes Quickly by @lipzlipzlipz
Tell me what your favorite fic of the year was, or what fic you've been dying to read that you're finally going to open up. Listen bitch, we all know you have too many open tabs. GET RID OF ONE! Read a fic this week, and leave the author a comment and a sweet little kiss on the cheek.
A quarterly rec list curated by the 18+ fleurmione discord server. Inspired by @hpsaffics #wlw wednesday.
It's cold outside and you'd rather be cuddled up under the covers with a cocoa and a warm, cozy, fleurmione fic. Don't worry, the Fleurmione server has got you covered with 13 cozy and completed fics under the cut.
Dance with me by @mycatismyeditor | E, 38.7k multichap.
“By the end you'll be wishing that Hermione would explain electricity to you as well.” - Random
"Women supporting women, but also getting the girl in the end. And one lucky little one gets a kickass new mommy." - Wisp
Winning Affections by @lipzlipzlipz | G, 31.7k multichap.
Hermione knew that courtship rituals varied across cultures and that it was impossible to know them all. But to unknowingly participate in one? She was much too smart for that.
The Splendid Gallery by LullabyKnell | G, 23.5k one shot.
Pre-POA AU: In the summer of 1993, the Grangers vacation in France and meet the Delacours. When the Granger-Delacour parents elect to explore Wizarding France as a group, Hermione Granger is thrown together with a girl named Fleur Delacour due to some bizarre idea that they will somehow magically become friends. Even though they have nothing whatsoever in common and Hermione doesn't like Fleur at all!
“It's cute watching someone fervently and passionately try to explain concepts and ideas to someone, but not be fluent in the language. Fleur is super endearing in this, and doesn't let her lack of vocabulary in English stop her.” - Wisp
Lost & Found by lady_wordslaot | M, 12.8k one shot.
Hermione gets lost in the Forbidden Forest on a camping trip with her husband, Ron. Weeks later she stumbles onto Shell Cottage and its owner, Fleur.
“I sipped my tea at the shift in tone at the end. It was cottagecore cozy with a dash of spice.” - Random
Too Much to Handle by magiciansofmurs | T, 10.3k one shot.
“Only the slightest sliver of angst but the rest of it is pure fluffy romcom and I just want to snuggle in a blanket while reading it." -Lipz.
"The dog makes this fluffy fic even fluffier." - Random
Reckless by @mushroom-grey-scale | T, 6.6k one shot.
Fleur Delacour announced that she would marry the first person who took the key to her front door from her cat's collar. What could go wrong?
"A cat and the key trope but make it fleurmione." -Lipz
A Fox in the Garden by @trashpandadreamer | M, 6.6k one shot.
Fleur is caught by a curse and rescued by Hermione, who doesn't know who she is. Hilarity ensues as Fleur tries to get Hermione to realize who she is.
Just a normal morning by @mycatismyeditor | T, 6.3k one shot.
Fleur goes about her morning routine reflecting on the past as she worries about her wife.
“Vlogging at its cozy best.” - Random
Français by not_here_leave_a_message | T, 4k one shot.
Viktor was subtle but straight-forward. He had questions and he asked them and he got to know her that way. And Fleur? Fleur was a mess who aired her woes about her crush to her friends. In French...too bad Hermione speaks French. Sshhh!
“Fleur is a useless gay, and fluent in gay. Little did she know, Hermione is apparently also fluent in useless gay.” - Wisp
Just Gals Being Pals by DisasterXL | NR, 3.9k one shot.
"While Hermione and Apolline butt heads over blankets, you'll feel blanketed by this fluffy, mostly oblivious ride." - Murs
Heated Charms by @terra-wisp | T, 3.3k one shot.
In which Fleur Delacour has a terrible week, winters are surprisingly cold, and Hermione Granger is amazing at putting up with nonsense even if it comes in the form of a beautiful but undoubtedly crazy blonde. Fluff and sass ensues.
"Like the tag says, cuddles solve all the problems, especially for a veela who's cold." - Lipz
Dragons, Scientists, and Crushes, Oh my! by @trashpandadreamer | T, 3.2k one shot.
Fleur is an adventurer who is bent on impressing her crush. Hermione is an oblivious scientist who loves her research. Together they go on an epic adventure with dragons.
"Cozy fantasy counts, right? Nerdy scientist Hermione and exasperated protective Fleur are an adorable duo." - Lipz
She's in the Rain by wintersquill | G, <1k one shot.
Fleur Delacour stumbles out of a thunder storm and into the quaint little coffee shop that Hermione works at.
"What's more cozy than getting out of the rain in a coffee shop? This one is short and sweet." -Lipz
Wait this isn't a rec list...who are you...where am I?!
It's a comment challenge! a biweekly comment challenge! In the year of our lord 2025!
Every other week, Fleurmione Fridays will be posting a prompt. The idea is, you take that prompt, find a fic that fits it, read it, and leave a comment. We have incredible authors in this fandom and Fleurmione Fridays wants to encourage everyone to express their gratitude to those authors.
The first prompt of the year is...
Your favorite fic of 2024!
Is that a fic you read for the first time in 2024, or a fic that was released in 2024? Doesn't matter! Just go find a fic you loved this year and give the author a lovely little kiss on the cheek.
(maybe even tell them they wrote your favorite fic of 2024)
Feel free to send Fleurmione Fridays a message telling us what your favorite fic is, or to tell us you're participating in Fleurmione Feedback Fridays this year.
A quarterly rec list curated by the 18+ fleurmione discord server. Inspired by @hpsaffics #wlw wednesday.
This season we’re here for the horror, the big beasties, the creepy crawlies, and even the cute shenanigans. All fics below the cut are complete and a few are even accompanied by blurbs from their reccers.
Fics are sorted by Spooky Scale™! A small panel of spoop detectors (it's me and lipz) discussed the spoop level of each of these fics. The more ghosts in front of a fic, the scarier or darker we think it is. Your mileage may vary, of course. All these fics--regardless of spoopy level--are great and worth reading! Choose your spoop tolerance, cuddle up under the covers, and turn off the lights. Enjoy, mind the tags and remember...fleurmione is forever!
(because they might be ghosts haunting you)
👻👻👻👻👻 Of Blood & Carnations by @rice-and-beans | E, 17.7k multichap. Inspired by Pablo Neruda's Sonnet VII. The war is over. It is a time for healing. The Order has invested in a sort of intensive therapeutic house for our heroes to recuperate. Therapists, therapies, reprieve. Exactly what they need to begin a long road of recovery. So why does Hermione feel worse? Is she going mad? She's hearing voices, and she feels more and more that her body is not her own. She suspects others know more than they are sharing, and she doesn't know who to trust.
“A fantastically dark piece by rice_and_beans that I think everyone should read at some point. Do mind the tags.” - Shira
👻👻👻👻👻 In the Depths by Semjaza | E, 4.3k one shot. Hermione's lover goes home for the solstice celebrations and returns... different.
👻👻👻👻👻 Against the Tide by @akaseru | E, 2.4k one shot. Hermione knew what was happening and was terrified and panicking, not that Fleur could perceive it; there was nothing to see but the want in her eyes. The long-dormant creature within had finally woken up and seized control, and the curly-haired woman was powerless before it.
“A wonderful horror nugget which should be read by all.” - Lipz
👻👻👻👻 Penetration by @hoardlessdragon | M, 4.1k multichap.
What happens when Hermione accidentally finds herself in a vampire coven?
“I think the summary says exactly why this belongs in the spooky edition. Mind the tags. No happy ending, but still chef’s kiss” - Lipz
👻👻👻👻 The Transitive Property by @perfectly--random | T, 3.4k one shot.
Seventeen years after the war, Hermione and Fleur bump into each other in France and realize they are mates. Is everything as it should be?
👻👻👻👻 Metal and Bone by @ljthenerdsbian | M, <500 word flash fic.
Two knights lost in the woods after fleeing from the bloodied battle field with the white spector known as Fleur stalking them. My prompt was 'She was now well and truly lost in the Labyrinth.'
“john6lisa has a few fics that fit this theme but Metal and Bone gets the nod from me for its heavy lean on horror and spookiness.” - Lipz
👻👻👻 When the Thrill is Gone by @sleepingontheway | NR, 6k one shot.
Years post-war, Hermione is a shell of the girl she once was. This is not a happy tale.
“How about more vampires and dark fleurmione in When the Thrill is Gone?” - Lipz
👻👻👻 Monsters by @perfectly--random | M, 2.5k one shot.
Life can make monsters of us all. Happy Halloween. Mind the tags.
👻👻👻The night is shaped like a howling wolf by @waxwing-saint | T, 5.4k one shot.
Between 1764 and 1767 a monster hunted in the province of Gévaudan. Eye witness accounts describe a terrible and impossible creature who is believed to be responsible for over two hundred attacks and nearly one hundred deaths until it was finally struck down by a hunter.
👻👻👻Touched by the Wind by @mushroom-grey-scale | T, 2.1k one shot.
"Go to the one who collects curses. Who makes deals in the dead of night. Yes, go to the one who is unable to tell lies. But remember my warning, my child, as this may be the only thing that will allow you to return alive from that doomed place that sucks up lives."
“Hits that spooky craving with fae and fairies without breaking anyone’s heart while doing it 😂” - Lipz
👻👻A Girl Walks Home Alone At Night by @rachelc978 | T, 3.3k one shot.
Don’t you just hate it when your meal gets interrupted? When it’s by a beautiful woman whose blood sings to you, it’s slightly more forgivable.
👻👻BFC by @indiefoxproductions | G, 6.8k multichap.
Did you know an average coyote in Montana can get as big as 46lbs?
“It has a creature in it. Is it a wolf, is it a coyote, is Hermione going to wear that beanie forever? Come read and find out.” - Lipz
👻👻Reunion by @lipzlipzlipz | G, 500 word flash fic.
Fleur has led a dark existence since losing her wife twenty years ago.
👻Which Witch by @perfectly--random | G, 1.5k one shot.
Hermione takes Fleur to a non-magical Halloween party.
👻“A witch, really?” by SquirrelGay | G, 2.6k one shot.
Hermione made up her mind then. This was a night to relax, and maybe catch up with Fleur. They hadn’t seen each other in a while, after all.
“Sometimes you just need that Halloween fluff tho, in which case you should read “A witch, really?”” - Lipz
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