they call me alley cat Paul

Al | they/she | 20 | 🪷

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

An updated intro post

Hi! I'm Al. I use she/her or they/them pronouns. I reblog everything and my interests change like 3 times a week! But I'm normal about things mostly dw (me when I lie)

Most of my thoughts about things will end up in tags.

[spookierz]

I think part of why there are so many autistic Phineas and Ferb fans is that its a show built off a consistent structure. We know exactly whats gonna happen each episode because each episode follows the same routine, yet at the same time its always fresh and fun and no two episode feels redundant. Its great.

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[asteroidtroglodyte]

I do enjoy a good visual gag, and an old favorite of mine is “there is Math on a Board in the background that contextually makes no sense.” This broadly comes in 3 flavors I enjoy:

• the board is in front of a classroom, and the Math is waaay too advanced for whatever level of pupil these kids are supposed to be; like having the calculus integral in front of kindergartners, or relativistic physics in front of high schoolers.

• the board is in front of Criminals, who are Planning Something, and by all rights there ought to be no Math there to begin with. Like. You’re planning a Heist why do you have the Full Lagrangian on there. Are we taking a rocket to the bank.

• the characters are super-genius science fiction people. The Math is “Pi≈3.24” with an unlabeled pie chart.

[opiates]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[foxes-in-love]

[miragefannumber3]

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[warceline]

[born2love]

yo i made rhis into a sweater

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Mistook the couch as your palm and thought this was the tiniest sweater in the world

[redstonedust]

Beep Beep I’m a sheep

you guys need to stop sending me asks without evidence :/ i mean i wanna believe that beep beep you're a sheep but have you even followed all the steps? for all you know meow meow you could be a cow. it's just hard to believe anons these days.

[scolipede]

so I was listening to music and got this message… at first I assumed that my boyfriend sent the wrong person a message asking for toilet paper, but when i got up to bring him some i saw his phone on the bed and realized 

he left his phone in the room and only took his switch with him, so all he could do was desperately tweet an SOS

[moronpolice]

i had to adapt to fucking survive

[perfectday1972]

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[dr-cringe]

[kaylmao]

shh don’t worry catholics aren’t real

thank god. i mean thank something else

[hi-intrepid-heroes]

love d20 continuing the tradition of making fun things dark like you’ve heard of soul damaging candy season and soul damaging fairytale season, now get ready for: soul damaging toy season