i already have a father.

robin / boy wonder / '03 animated series cared for by biscuits.

[abduction]

[jonahsaid-deactivated20170826]

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FULL METAL JACKET SENTENCE STARTERS (PART ONE) modify as necessary! cw: violence, slurs. part two is here!

From now on, you will speak only when spoken to.

The more you hate me, the more you’ll learn.

Bullshit, I can’t hear you.

Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

Who said that? Who the fuck said that?

Out-fucking-standing!

Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?

What have we got here, a fucking comedian?

I admire your honesty.

Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

You had best unfuck yourself, or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck.

So you’re a killer?

You don’t scare me. Work on it.

What’s your excuse?

I’m asking the fucking questions here, do you understand?

Are you shook up? Nervous?

Were you about to call me an asshole?

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress. 

I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn courtesy to give him a reach-around.

Did your parents have any children that lived?

You’re so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.

Well, any fucking time, sweetheart.

I’m gonna give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face, or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you.

You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up.

You did that on purpose. You want to be different.

What the hell is the matter with you, anyway?

Your ass looks like about a hundred and fifty pounds of chewed bubblegum.

Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull-up?

Whatever you do, do not fall down. That would break my fucking heart.

Are you quitting on me?

I am going to rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Drop your cocks and grab your socks.

I want the bathroom so sanitary and squared away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.

Do you believe in the Virgin Mary?

You make me want to vomit.

He’s silly and he’s ignorant, but he’s got guts and guts is enough.

I’ve tried to help him but I’ve failed.

You really look like shit today.

Everybody hates me now, even you.

Nobody hates you. You just keep making mistakes.

I can’t do anything right. I need help.

I’m trying to help you. I’m really trying.

It is a hard heart that kills.

If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth.

You are definitely born-again hard.

Are those live rounds?

If he comes in here and catches us we’ll both be in a world of shit.

I am in a world of shit.

What is this Mickey Mouse shit?

Now, you listen to me, and you listen good.

I want that weapon and I want it now.

What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?

Didn’t mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?

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@diosasbody 🐤 starter call    

“how many times do i have to tell you? don’t sneak up on me.” 

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I’M ONLY HUMAN; I DO WHAT I CAN. 

est. april 2017. cared for by biscuits.

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warning: blog’s a mess. 

[taraantino]

The Matrix: The Wachowskis (1999)

[shabows-deactivated20170123]

BoJack Horseman Starters

❝ I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can. ❞

❝ I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! ❞

❝ You didn’t know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me. ❞

❝ You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. ❞

❝ Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ❞

❝ I need you to tell me that I’m good. ❞

❝ It gets easier. Everyday it gets a little easier. ❞

❝ Well that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices. ❞

❝ It takes a long time to realize, how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way. ❞

❝ I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy. ❞

❝ Everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. ❞

❝ I don’t know why everybody keeps asking if I remember things, I don’t. ❞

❝ Yeah I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self control and I hate myself. ❞

❝ Do you think it’s too late for me? ❞

❝ I was just thinking about how nice things could’ve been if you had chosen this life. ❞

❝ What do you mean what’s next? Why does everything have to have a next? ❞

❝ You know what’s the worst part? I knew this was gonna happen, and I let myself get excited anyways. ❞

❝ Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems. ❞

❝ It’s not you, it’s that bad thing you did. ❞

❝ Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance. ❞

❝ What else could the universe POSSIBLY owe you? ❞

❝ The only thing to do now is just keep living forward. ❞

❝ Everyone was worried about you, you know. You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people. ❞

❝ In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. ❞

❝ Nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. ❞

❝ I think I’m just a dumb asshole. Can’t it just be that? ❞

❝ It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them. ❞

❝ You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself. ❞

❝ You’re such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing and you would only hear the one mean thing. ❞

❝ Don’t fetishize your own sadness. ❞

❝ You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. ❞

❝ I realized people don’t change because they want to change. They change because they have to change. ❞

❝ There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them. ❞

❝ I have nothing to show for the live I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me. ❞

❝ I’m poison. I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy. ❞

❝ It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier. ❞

❝ I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change. ❞

❝ It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts. ❞

❝ Your heart is tender, so you protect it from people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it’s incredible. ❞

❝ I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay! ❞

❝ I’m not gonna be your prop so you can feel better! ❞

❝ You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever they want and doesn’t give a shit about who they hurt. ❞

❝ …It’s not too late for me, is it? ❞

❝ I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry. ❞

❝ You were born broken, that’s your birthright. ❞

❝ All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. ❞

❝ Everything comes so easy for you. ❞

❝ I know I don’t always have the right words and I don’t always have the right feelings, but I love you so much and I need you to know that. ❞

❝ I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing. ❞

❝ Wherever you are, please come home. ❞

❝ Am I doomed? Are we all doomed? ❞

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           because i’m afraid if i stop, even for a moment, i will drown in all the ways i am not.                                                                                  julie sandgren. est 2012. quote credit.

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“you have broken ribs, take it easy.”

hurt meme 🐤 @blxckbyrd  

“i will.” half-truth. i’ll take her advice. as soon as i leave the infirmary. back to his room, then. he has a stack of files to get through.

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RPers, please reblog this if you’re okay with ICONLESS threads!

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kind of a strange guy, huh?

true detective starters 🐤 @diosasbody  

“¡caramba!” robin pinches the bridge of his nose. “you’re supposed to call me for an emergency, diosa.” i’m squeezing the phone chord too hard. i hate the sound my teeth make when they grind against each other. “no, that doesn’t include using my number as your own storyteller’s hotline.” 

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since tumblr tags knows how much i love astro, here’s a s/o to @stonesmelody

[themedaskmemes]

THEME: THE GODFATHER

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

Why did you go to the police? 

I will give you anything you ask. 

You never wanted my friendship. 

I didn’t want to get into trouble.

What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully?

Someday, and that day may never come, I’ll call upon you to do a service for me.

You can act like a man! 

What’s the matter with you?

I’m going to make him/her an offer he can’t refuse. 

It means he/she sleeps with the fishes.

Women are more dangerous than shotguns. 

I apologize if I offended you.

Well, I have my own plans for my future.

I don’t feel I have to wipe everybody out. Just my enemies.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. 

I know it was you, you broke my heart.

Good health is the most important thing. More than success, more than money, more than power.

Move and I’ll kill you!

All the power on earth can’t change destiny.

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. 

Do I look like a guy who’s gonna lose?

WILL YOU SHUT UP?!

Treachery is everywhere.

When I’m dead, I’m gonna be really smart.

Love somebody else.

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punch the heart for a starter. mutuals, non-mutuals, it’s a free for all.

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punch the heart for a starter. mutuals, non-mutuals, it's a free for all.