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[only-cat-memes]

[burnsopale]

I want to know which thirsty furry government employee sanctioned that buttcrack.

[burnsopale]

Thank you for flooding my activity feed with nothing but this deer.[/sarcasm]

Here's a wintery update:

After the snowstorm she's got herself a fun hat and a chic dress, and yup her ass is so fat you have to shovel the snow off of it.

[everydaylouie]

earthside assistance

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[laboradorescence]

[jelloapocalypse]

This is what the vertical video format was invented for

[loulooser]

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

[spinostarz]

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

[loulooser]

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

[jarsjam]

THERE'S TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[pineappleciders]

everyone should watch this video. just learned something new. the usa is still genociding indigenous people and they won't stop.

[flexhuman-35]

I feel like im dying

[malibuklaus]

[mousegirlheart]

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

[rickybabyboy]

this guy gets it

[flexhuman-35]

If I was some sort of beast in the woods, I would believe this is what god ate.

[sugar-dice-and-everything-nice]

[emptyjunior]

I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

i have 15 years’ worth of outstanding library fines in three separate cities and it’s my hope that eventually a bounty hunter librarian will come to collect and we’ll get in a bar fight and fall in love

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I also can’t rent movies in two different towns so there’s that.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I’m newly terrified by the implication that librarians aren’t people and I’ve misjudged what exactly I’m up against

[zuko-always-lies]

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[tauforged]

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

[tauforged]

every day i ahve to reposition the damn lamp cuz she’s dead set on sticking her first leaf Right The Fuck In There and i don’t want her to burn. but every day i come home from work and she has closed the distance anyway. bestie PLEASE cooperate with me

[tauforged]

i finally caved and moved her to the windowsill but this has clearly not satisfied her because she still presses that leaf RIGHT up against the glass

[tauforged]

apparently instead of actually growing new leaves in order to increase her light intake she’s decided that these are PERFECT conditions to flower in

BABYGIRL YOU HAVE ONE LEAF PLEASE

[jackalopeonline]

[rodyathecoyote]