#1 couyon

DNI if you live north of I10

[depsidase]

[coyoteobsessed]

[tomb-mold]

anyway. computer show me big hairy sweaty men in docile positions

[shodaw]

Even when I’m not horny I’m still kinda horny

[tootsieboy-deactivated20171122]

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

[mothercain-deactivated20231124]

foreplay is not the kissing right before he fucks you, foreplay is the 32 hours you spend torturing him in a shipping container before you even let him see you naked

[diary-of-alice]

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

[forestdeity]

i need to get [redacted]

[manmade-x]

dicknotized

[faustique]

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

[deaddovedonotqueef]

Let's homoerotically drink poison together. There's only one vial of antidote so we have to make out with tongue.

[lady-ofmischief]

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

[autumntheredhead]

“Can mutuals DM you?”

There are mutuals I would let spit in my mouth tbh

[cryptotheism]

Stop clicking on my thighs. Bro my cum meter isn't moving. You need to click elsewhere.

[poughkeepsiesjr]

if you feel queerbaited by actual real human beings have you considered that maybe you're just queerstupid and queerparasocial and need to touch some queergrass

[johnnycrass]

u can be actively suicidal on here and people will tag it with their fandoms

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[imifos]

stab scene intimacy coordinator