I had a weird dream last night

my name is flex/19/canadian/♒/ISTJ/ her/she

[twitterlols]

[asparagusoup]

[ttrust-no-one]

[xanny]

[zelda]

[daddykink-sammy]

I want a bad ass boy with a soft spot only for me. A hard ass who comes home to me and makes love to me so softly and sweetly every single night. Rough calloused hands that leave goosebumps when he touches me ever so softly… someone who would kill for me. Die for me. Do anything to protect me. Love me so passionately and fiercely it’s all consuming for the both of us. A bad ass mother fucker with eyes only for me. That’s my kinda man.

[methed-up-samurai]

Your search has ended. Here I am.

[peteneems]

[knittinggiantbeanies]

I’M L AUGHING SO HARD, I WAS LOOKING AT THIS POST BUT I HAD FORGOTTEN I INSTALLED A WORD REPLACING EXTENSION ON GOOGLE CHROME AND HAD SET IT TO REPLACE ALL USES OF THE WORD “UNFORTUNATE” WITH “UNDERTALE” AND SO I SPENT FIVE MINUTES LOOKING AT THIS WONDERING WHAT THE HELL IT MEANT AND WHY IT WAS BEING REBLOGGED SO MUCH

[terushimasyuuji]

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

girl: it’s cold…

me wearing the scorpion jacket from Drive: yeah it is, that’s why I wore a jacket

[paradoxicalpotat]

[sergle]

you: there can’t possibly be anything interesting in Customer Reviews for fake lashes. me:

[dailynaruto]

Make me choose ↳ anon asked: sai or yamato

[kirschetein-main]

Tumblr’s Top Anime and Manga of 2016 from (x)

[shiiemis-deactivated20170116]

Figure skating history in Thailand… no, in Asia is being rewritten before our eyes!

[snuv]

where is boner robin today?

[thejory-deactivated20141123]

* I place my hand on your shoulder, and gesture towards the sky*

There.. *I gently whisper*

There.. 

[yakumocchi]